Title: My Random Days With Hannibal

By: LucifersMaster

Disclaimer: Am I married to Hannibal? No? Then what makes you think I own him?

These are things that happen when I'm about to send emails to my friends, beware the randomness…………………….

Hannibal walks into my room with my medicine and a glass of water and says, "Here take your medicines" as he hands them to me.

"Neh!" Was my weak reply.

"Take them." Was heard close to my bed. I tried to give the cute baby look but failed miserably when a sneeze over took me.

"I dun wanna!" Was my defiant reply. I could see that dearest Hannibal was getting annoyed; this could get ugly….

In a dangerous low voice Hannibal said "You shall take you medication, correct?" instantly I was scared shitless. It was the same voice he had used with Pazzi, and it was harsh. Just the mere wording had me in shakes. I just thank God I was in bed and it just looked like I was cold…

"Umm Hmm, uh-huh, yeah sure!" was my eager and trembling reply. I took the meds from a pleased looking Hannibal Lecter.

"Good girl" was his only reply when I finished them.

This was made when I was bored and (obviously) sick… I thought it was…well… random. And I enjoyed it. So, oh well.

Lounging on the couch and drawing I was interrupted by a tap on my shoulder and a voice in my ear.

"Dear Maru, did you put jelly in the washer?" Was said by a metallic voice behind me.

Flash: 'DAMN IT, I JUST CAN"T GET IT RIGHT," I yelled as I through the deformed soap-tasting red jelly at the wall. It had bounced and landed in the washer and I, without looking, slammed he washer shut…

Oh shit…. I'm dead….

"Ehhh…. if I did?" I gave the innocent look. Hannibal moved his head closer to mine.

"That was my favorite white shirt, and at this moment it's pink and smells like rotten cherries." His grip tightened slightly. My eyes widened and I was instantly up.

"Ooh, ahm, we need something, I'm a go buy groceries, ta!" I said faster then Speedy Gonzales could run. I was stopped by the hand on my shoulder.

"Don't bother, I know what were having for dinner."

Me: 0.0 EEP!

Meh, I have more but I must finish typing it. Too bad, but I'm exhausted. Ta Ta.

Oh and please Review if you like it, which would be appreciated…