Disclaimer:

I don't own anything. I'm a po' white girl that only wishes to own certain characters for her own naughtyness. Please R&R. I DO own the character Anya Valkyrie. I do own the plotish... See I was just thinking that J.K. Rowling made the plot for him to be the Dark Lord in general, but I wrote my little ficlet on why. So they contradict yet blend with eachother. Sorta like wood under a sander. So I own the plot to THIS story/ficlet, but she owns the stone cold facts on WHEN and WHY he came to be an evil little dirty bastard. And in doing so she created a barrier for us fanfictioners to cross and create new stories.

But the bottom line is I don't own jack shit.