Arwen and Pranks

Notes: I know it's been a very, very long time since I updated. But a reviewer boosted my self-confidence, so now I'm doing my best to update EVERYTHING! So if any of you like my other stories, awesome, I'll be updating soon! Stay tooned, I'm going to be much more active.

Chapter 3. Men into Women.

Legolas walked down the hall to his bedroom.

"Hey Legolas!" Aragorn yelled running down the hall.

"What is it Aragorn?" Legolas asked stopping.

"I was just talking to Elrond and he wants us all to dress like females and talk like them and give ourselves feminine names. I was told to pass the message on." Aragorn said

"Oh, well, I guess I could be Legolass." Legolas suggested.

"That's a good name," Aragorn smiled.

"Let me help you think of one." Legolas offered

"Um, no, that's ok..." Aragorn denied.

"You could be Aragana, or...or...Aria, or...or..." Legolas began.

"Finish that sentence, and you'll never live long enough to be a boy again." Aragorn said. Legolas let out a nervous laugh and ran to his room.

Aragorn smiled darkly and took off his girl costume, throwing it out the window.

"Nice job Arwen." He said ushering her out of the corner, "I don't know how you got Gandalf to help you."

"It was easy considering how much you four have pulled on him. But after your lovely groveling, he gladly accepted, Aragana." Arwen laughed

"I swear call me that again and I'll..." Aragorn began. Arwen kissed him and walked away.

"Right," She said.

Elladan and Elrohir tore off their costumes.

"That was way too hot!" Elrohir said

"I know what you mean...I was steaming in there!" Elladan agreed.

"But at least we saved ourselves from Legolas' fate." Elrohir reasoned.

"Even though it took extensive groveling." Elladan said, "When he called himself Legolass, I thought I'd burst in the shadows."

"I know, it was even funnier when he started making names for Aragorn." Elrohir said.

"I can't wait to hear Legolas' expression tomorrow when he gets his body back." Elladan said.

The next day...

"WHOO-HOO!" The scream came from Legolas' room. Aragorn, Elladan, Arwen, and Elrohir started laughing while listening outside his door.

"This is great, who brought snacks?" Aragorn asked excitedly

"Don't wet your pants, Aragana." Elladan replied laughing as Aragorn laughed at him.

"Oh yeah, I got my body back, uh huh, oh yeah, I'm pretty, who's pretty? I'm pretty!" Legolas yelled.

Elrond came up to the four listening outside Legolas' door.

"What did I just hear?" He asked regretting asking the moment he did.

"That would be Legolass." Arwen said.

"Ah..." Elrond said

"Father, I have a confession to make." Arwen said standing up.

"What is it, Arwen?" Elrond asked

"I know what happened to your favorite robes." Arwen said hanging her head.

"Arwen, did you do it?!" Elrond roared advancing

"No, Elladan did!" Arwen said lifting her head up quickly.

Elladan glared at her and ran from her father.

"You bum!" He yelled at Arwen running down the hall as she laughed her head off.

"You're terrible." Elrohir said.

"She's trouble." Legolas said having heard the whole thing, "I'm telling you Aragorn, T-R-U-B-B-L-E."

"Legolas, who is your teacher? I'd like to have a few stern words with him." Elrohir asked

Elrond and Elladan came running back down the hall.

"Elladan, you are trouble!!!!" Elrond yelled after him, "T-R-U-B-B-L-E!!"

"I'm not asking." Arwen said, "I am not asking."

THE END...

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