Chapter 4. So Its Not THE END!!!

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"Good morning, everyone!" Arwen said sweetly sitting down at the breakfast table. Elladan scowled at her.

"Don't act so innocent!" He yelled suddenly standing up and pointing at her.

"Elladan, don't be so savage, she did nothing." Elrond scolded, "Now sit down and wait before everyone gets to the table before eating!"

"And if I don't wanna?" Elladan inquired

"If you don't," Elrond began

"What are you going to do?! Have Gandalf turn me into a girl?!" Elladan asked loudly.

"Did I hear my name?" Gandalf asked entering the room yawning.

"Yes!" Elrond answered Elladan cheerfully, "But you'll also miss the surprise,"

"What surprise, Daddy?" Arwen asked

"The Lothlorien elves are coming over for a party, and Thranduil as well." Elrond said.

"Thranduil, who's he?" asked Legolas coming in.

"What?!" Elrond said

"You really are stupid Legolas, your father!" Elladan said

"Oh yeah! Yea, Daddy's coming!" Legolas cried cheerfully jumping up and down.

"And grandma's coming too, Dad?" Elrohir asked walking in having heard everything with his excellent ears.

"All the Lothlorien elves who wanted to come and the Lord and Lady are all coming." Elrond said. Arwen thought, about this for a moment and then jumped up in excitement with a question.

"Daddy, is Haldir coming?" She asked excitedly.

"Of course, he is the Lady's favorite guard. His brothers Rumil and Orophir are rather upset about it though. And they're coming as well." Elrond replied.

"Do we have a count as to how many yet, Elrond?" Glorfindel asked.

"Not quite, around 200." Elrond estimated.

"Hey, what's going on, you're all excited looking." Aragorn said groggily yawning.

"The Lothlorien elves and Thranduil are coming." Arwen said nonchalantly.

"What?!" Aragorn said waking up immidiatly, "I'll go freshen up!" He rushed out quickly.

"Daddy, maybe you should have told Aragana that they're not coming today." Arwen suggested.

"You told him," Elrond reminded, "Besides, they are coming today."

"What?!" Elrohir said, "Why didn't you tell us sooner, we have to prepare!"

"Well, I wanted it to be a surprise!" Elrond said.

"How long has Legolas been doing that?" Gandalf asked suddenly

"Well now, that was random." Glorfindel said

"Well look at him!" Gandalf said. They all looked at Legolas who was jumping up and down by the door.

"My Daddy's coming, my Daddy's coming!" He chanted over and over. Elladan sidled over to him.

"Hey Legolas, your Dad's coming today." He whispered

"What?!" Legolas asked falling down.

"Let's all get ready!" Elrond said.

Oh I'll get ready, Arwen thought maliciously of Haldir and his brothers and let out a seriously wicked laugh.

"That was creepy," Elrohir said to Elladan as they dragged a shell-shocked Legolas to his room.

Arwen ran to her room and got some paper and a pen. She began to write down all sorts of incredulous ideas of how to torture Haldir, Rumil, and Orophir with many, many, many pranks.

AN: So, that was hopefully not too terrible. If you have any requests as to how Haldir should be pranked or the request to leave Haldir and go on to Celeborn and Galadriel cause you love Haldir. You know how to review. Hopefully. We hope you know how. It'd be pretty sad if you didn't. Sad as in pathetic. And cry said for my, I'd get no reviews. Oh yeah, and if you want to see Legolas stop acting like a dumb person, (blah!) you have to tell me or I can do nothing but look evil.