Chapter 7. The Real First Day of the Part

AN: Ok, a few of you were upset with me, as the last chapter was totally random. So I'm updating again just for you Dark Borg Drone, yes, you. Thanks man for being a loyal reviewer, you rock this place.

Celeborn looked at the elf in his arms.

"I always wanted a son!" He said. Legolas looked at the man he thought was his father.

"Daddy, you lost weight!" He said cheerfully, "You're not fat anymore!" Celeborn looked at Legolas.

"What did I just get myself into?" He asked himself. He picked Legolas up and decided to return the elf to his father.

He handed Legolas to Thranduil and walked away.

"Daddy, you got fat again!" Legolas complained to an annoyed Thranduil.

Meanwhile...

"Draw my bath for me, my dear, Celeborn will join me soon, and I want to look attractive." Galadriel commanded to Aragorn who reluctantly began to put warm water into the large bathtub. He turned around to get some of the other things Galadriel had requested to see her naked. Aragorn fainted on the spot and fell into the newly drawn bathwater.

"Oh my." Galadriel said

5 hours later...

"Par-tay!" Elladan shouted clinking his cup with Elrohir's before they both greedily drank down their first glass. Across from them, Haldir was already on his fifth and he occasionally got up to dance with some poor unsuspecting elf maiden.

When Arwen asked his to dance, he started to blush.

"You wanna dance with me?" He asked suprisedly, "But what about Aragorn?"

"Aragana won't mind one tiny dance." Arwen reassured. But Aragorn was watching them from far away. He had a bandage on his head and was sitting next to Galadriel, who was cheerfully jabbing away. He hated to see Haldir, drunk and dancing with Arwen. Suddenly, he got up and walked over to them.

"Uh...hi, Aragorn." Haldir said nervously

"Hi yourself!" Aragorn said yanking down Haldir's leggings.

The whole room went silent. Arwen was trying to stifle her laughter as Haldir pulled Aragorn's pants down in turn.

"I'll kill you for that." Aragorn commented.

"No doubt in my mind." Haldir said trying to run, but he tripped over the leggings around his feet. Aragorn wistfully pulled his own back up, before pulling Haldir's up so high it gave him a very unpleasant experience.

The twins were laughing incurably as Elrond walked up to Aragorn.

"What is the meaning of this?" He asked. Aragorn opened his mouth to reply but fainted again instead and fell down on top of Haldir.

"Get off of me, you great brute." Haldir said pushing him off of himself and readjusting his leggings to make them comfortable again.

"Well, this is an interesting turn off events now isn't it?!" Arwen said to her father smiling bleakly.

AN: Ok, I know, another shorty, but I can make it better, send me more suggestions, thankies!