Chapter 8. Haldir and Aragorn have some Problems.

AN: Wow! A couple of you really enjoyed Haldir and Aragorn having issues. So I figured that was a good place to stick with, this chapter is right after the last one. WARNING: This is gonna be a bit more AU than normal because I'm issuing my favorite prankster item, spray paint into the picture, so if you're completely devastated by that, sorry.

"Aragorn, what on earth?" Elrond asked as Aragorn woke up.

"What?" Aragorn asked sitting up. Elladan walked over to Aragorn and knelt down beside him.

"How many fingers am I holding up?" He asked alternating fingers randomly to confuse Aragorn.

"Uh...four?" Aragorn guessed wildly.

"Close enough," Elladan said

"How 'bout me?" Aragorn asked flipping Elladan off. Haldir laughed and Aragorn poked him hard in the chest.

"Ow!" Haldir said getting away from Aragorn.

"Flirt!" Aragorn accused, "Arwen is mine!"

"I'm not an object!" Arwen cut in proudly, "I'm a person."

"I'll admit you're really close to one." Elrohir said. Legolas suddenly skipped over.

"Haldir, what happened to your pants?" He asked. Everyone looked and sure enough there was a large hole in Haldir's pants, no one could figure out how it got there.

"I'll figure it out!" Legolas decided, "I'm the best detective in Gondor!"

"We're in Rivendell!" Elrond reminded him

"When have you ever been to Gondor?" Thranduil asked his son.

"Oh, now you're asking me questions, well, now I don't know what to do!" Legolas cried running off.

"What's his problem?" Galadriel asked coming over, "Come Aragorn dear, its time for bed, son."

"Uh, I'm not you're son." Aragorn said

"Really?" Galadriel said confusedly, "Since when?"

"I've never been your son," Aragorn replied

"Oh, that's a set back." Galadriel said. She looked around and spotted Elrohir, who looked very uncomfortable.

"Elrohir!" She said gleefully, "My favorite grandchild, come, its time for bed, and I need a massage." She pulled away a struggling Elrohir up the stairs; Celeborn followed her rolling his eyes with a big sigh.

"Yes!" Aragorn said as soon as he was sure she was gone, "She's gone!" He did a little dance and then ran out of the room to plan pranks on Haldir.

Later...

Aragorn sat at his desk with rolls of parchment in front of him and a can of clear spray paint.

"Time for REVENGE!! Mwahaha!" Aragorn laughed

AN: I want to get this new one up, so this will be a two part chapter.