Chapter 9. Spray Paint War!
AN: Ok, So I didn't really get to the best spray paint war ever yesterday, but a reviewer gave me this idea awhile ago, and I keep trying to get to it, and never do, but now, I will make a chapter devoted to it! (Maniacal laugh…) Ok, here we go…
Oh, One more note!
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Here we finally go!
Aragorn looked at his special spray paint collection, he had all sorts of colors; red, yellow, blue, green, brown, the works. Today he pulled out black and blue and white. Laughing maniacally, he snuck down to Haldir's room. Using some chlorophorme, or some drug spelt something like that; he kept Haldir asleep while he did his work.
Morning…Haldir woke up, smelling his room; he smelt an odd fume in the air. He got dressed and went to go to the twin's room to see if he could use their room to do his hair, he couldn't stand the smell of his room.
All the way to the twin's room, he could hear whispering voices behind him, but he thought nothing of it, until he talked to Elladan.
" Haldir, what the hell did you do to your hair?!" Elladan yelled nearly fainting
" I know, it looks a mess, can I use your mirror?" Haldir inquired.
" NO!" Elladan refused knowing that Haldir would have a possible mental break down at the sight of his hair.
" Why not, Elladan?" Haldir asked confusedly
" Well, uh, because, uh….Elrohir's using it, and it's really tiny! The mirror isn't worthy of your beauty, dear Haldir!" Elladan lied swiftly.
" Oh, well, thank you, Elladan, does my hair look okay?" Haldir replied
" Yes, its great! Just great, don't you dare look in a mirror, it might curse you!" Elladan warned
" Can they do that now?" Haldir inquired concerned
" Oh yes, they can also steal your soul!" Elrohir added from inside the room.
" Wow!" Haldir commented, " Thank you for warning me Elladan!"
He walked off cheerfully enjoying the compliments served to him.
" That was close." Elladan sighed
" What's up with you?" Elrohir asked
" Aragorn has played his revenge." Elladan laughed
" What? And I missed it?" Elrohir asked, " What did he do?"
" He used spray paint; black and blue spray paint; on Haldir's hair, with white streaks in it." Elladan replied. Elrohir laughed until he fell onto the floor.
Somewhere Else…" Oh my God, Haldir! What did you do?" Arwen asked trying to stifle her laughter.
" What do you mean?" Haldir asked panicked
" Your hair!" Arwen yelled pointing up to his sprayed hair. Haldir pulled his hair in front of his face and promptly fainted.
" Ha!!" Aragorn yelled jumping out of the shadows, he too, then fainted
" Boys…" Arwen sighed.
AN: Ok, it still isn't as long as I had planned on it being. And for that, I am very sorry. Please review!!!