Chapter 11. AU! And tons of it!
AN: Hey everyone, sorry for the short last chapters. 32 reviews! I'm beating my friend in our contest! But that's not what is important in life. What's important is that my readers get their updates! So here it is, my bf gave me the BEST idea for a chapter, but it will be very, very AU (alternate universe for those of you who are new to the world.)
"He fainted again!" Elladan pronounced watching Aragorn fall into his breakfast.
"Why thank you, Captain Obvious, we couldn't have guessed that at all!" Arwen said sarcastically.
"Your sense of humor frightens me when it actually shows up!" Elrohir told his sister.
"Good!" Arwen replied smiling. Poor Aragorn and Haldir, she thought, but they'll have to work out their problems on their own, I have bigger fish to fry; Rumil, Orophir your time has come! (AN: My spelling of Haldir's brothers; ok? Is it correct?)
"We'll dye Aragorn's hair, and bleach Haldir's tonight." Elrond announced deciding to make it a public affair, "If you wish to see the dying and bleaching commencing, you can buy tickets at my study from two-o'clock in the afternoon to 4-o'clock in the afternoon."
"Daddy!" Arwen scolded her father
"That means you too, Arwen!" Elrond replied fiercely.
"Daddy, how much are the tickets?" Arwen asked sweetly.
"I'll lend you the money." Elrond sighed.
2:40PM, Elrond's study.
"I have my ticket ready!" Arwen said to her brothers
"I can't believe Ada's making us pay so much for a lousy ticket!" Elladan fumed furiously
"What's more, I can't believe he paid for you, but not for us!" Elrohir complained.
"Oh, shut your trap!" Arwen said loudly.
"Arwen!" Elrond scolded.
"Sorry, daddy!" Arwen apologized as sweetly as can be.
"It's ok, Arwen, all is forgiven!" Elrond succumbed to his daughter's charm.
"You really have him under spell don't you?" Elladan accused
"Yep!" Arwen answered brightly.
AN: I'm cut short again! I'm so sorry; I'll try to keep updating regularly, next time see if Haldir and Aragorn can work things out!