Arwen and Pranks
Chapter 12. The Dying of the Hair
AN: Hey everybody! Sorry for the short chapters, you know I hate to do that to you, but I update at school, so I don't really have a choice. Thanks to all my faithful reviewers, like Dark Lady (Yeah, I know there is something else but I can't get online right now, it's the friend of Dark Borg Drone, so yeah! And by the way her stories rock!) Now on with it! (Again, a bit of AU!)
"Daddy, I'm bored!" Arwen announced, "Where's Haldir!"
"Arwen, be patient, Rumil and Orophir are bringing Haldir." Elrond replied.
"Ada," Elladan said coming in, "The elves you sold tickets to are getting restless, we need Haldir now!"
"My Lord!" Galadriel said entering the room dragging Elrohir and Celeborn behind her, "Elrond, this is an outrage! I demand that you dye Haldir's hair back to normal immediately!"
"We're taking care of it Grandma!" Arwen said
"Stay out of this you urchin!" Galadriel said, having not learned to like Arwen yet. Arwen began to fake sob into her father's shoulder.
"Daddy!" She cried, "The mean lady called me a mean name!"
"Lady Galadriel, please be patient, we are waiting for Haldir to show up." Elrond said.
"Uh, Ada, Haldir bought a ticket from you, he wants to see Aragorn get his hair dyed." Elrohir put in.
"What?" Elrond fumed, "How do I not remember that? Well, as long as he's here, let's dye Aragorn's hair so we can dye Haldir's."
"I'll announce it!" Elladan decided pushing Galadriel, Celeborn, and Elrohir out into the main study with him. Elrond, Arwen, and Glorfindel followed.
"Hey all you cats and kittens this is Elladan Peredhil coming to you straight from Elrond's private study!" Elladan announced standing on a few books.
A couple of the girls he was dating wooted and whistled loudly while everyone else just clapped very confusedly,
"Thank you, thank you!" Elladan went on, "Now who out there is ready for a show!"
Haldir clapped and yelled so loud that the other elves around him had to cover their super sensitive ears,
"Wow, he's excited!" Elladan laughed, "Today you will see two, count 'em; two! Young men…uh, elves…people get their hair dyed back to its regular color! First the young Aragorn!"
Aragorn is wheeled into the room, he is asleep and an elevated old sink was resting under his head. Elrond carefully immersed all of Aragorn's hair into the dye and let it sit for 5 minutes while everyone waited on the edge of their seat for whatever would happen next. Elrond rinsed Aragorn's hair well and started to towel it dry. It looked good as new.
The audience clapped loudly as they waited for Haldir to step to the plate.
"And now the next person to get their hair dyed, Haldir of Lothlorian!" Elladan announced to the crowd as Elrond got a new basin of water and the bleach. Glorfindel and Elrohir dragged Haldir to the chair and pulled Aragorn out, leaving him to sleep on the floor.
"I demand you unhand me at once!" Haldir commanded squirming under the strong grip of the other Elven Lords.
"Haldir, way to get your hair dyed!" Galadriel yelled.
"Well, if it pleases your ladyship to say so!" Haldir replied loudly blushing with delight. The crowd began to laugh as Elrond dyed Haldir's hair at the comments between Haldir and Galadriel.
When Elrond was finished he handed Haldir a mirror. Haldir was delighted to have his old blonde hair back, really, really delighted.
"Hey everyone, look how perfect my hair is again!" He shouted. She shook Aragorn awake. Aragorn looked at him evilly, "Aragorn, look at your hair!" He handed him a mirror and Aragorn smiled with delight.
"My hair looks good again!" Aragorn exclaimed looking at Haldir, "And so does yours!"
"Our hair looks great!" They hugged and began walking down the hall arm in arm talking and laughing like they were old friends.
"Well, that takes care of that!" Arwen said smiling, "Now for Rumil and Orophir!" She laughed maniacally and went skipping down the hall after her newly nicknamed guy, Hairagorn.
AN: Now that is what I call a good length for a chapter, what do you think? Too long, too short? Well what does it matter right now, review and tell me!