Note (If anyone actually reads this part...)
My motherboard has fried itself completely, and my computer has become one large, expensive paperweight. I managed to pull my fics off of it before it went under, but until I find a program that will open them, my writings may be on hold. Hence the short little extra I whipped out here. I'll keep you guys updated in my Author profile as best I can. Thanks for reading!
Omake #2-The Secret Diaries of Willow
Note: Dates of journal entries not necessarily correct. Cats have a very bad sense of time.
Day 36- Kerri has gone off again...this time without silly clothes. Just bed-clothes. Humans. Honestly If they'd just wear fur like cats, their lives would be so much easier. Muttering something about dances and figuring out who people were. Phfeh. Could tell her who everyone was, but would break Code of Cats by being helpful.
Did I just say that out loud? Bugger.
Day 36 (later)- Kerri not home. Displeased.
Day 36 (still later)- Kerri better not be in Hospital wing again.
Day 37 (very early)- That's it, am shredding the comforter.
Day 37 (still very early)- Comforter a little big actually...will destroy pillows instead.
Day 37- Was right, Kerri in hospital wing. Did something stupid with magic. Strange Black Cat came by to give me news. Apparently belongs to Nasty Git. Somehow remains sane despite it. Nasty Git also in hospital wing. Perhaps voodoo doll is working after all. Did not mention voodoo doll to Black Cat as she is both cute and twice my size.
Day 38- Kerri is going to teach Nasty Git's classes! Since Nasty Git is congealing in hospital room, Kerri has to babysit his classes. Kerri has already worn track into rug from fretting. Has not noticed current state of pillows. Am presently thanking lucky stars.
Day 38 (later on)- Kerri returned from teaching in massive huff, shouting something about a "Toad-woman." Was confused, so went to investigate. Found Toadwoman's office with help of Black Cat. Was severely disturbed by pictures on wall. Expressed this by using potted plant for litterbox. Also sharpened claws on desk and deposited hairball in slippers. Black Cat praised me for my efforts. Have decided to make voodoo doll of Toadwoman instead of Nasty Git.
Am very pleased with myself. Purrrrr.....