FIREREMBLEMFRERAK 252:In this fic, I will be using my Original characters...
Lyn: Great...
Yahn: What about–
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Ah,ah ,Aaah, Don't ruin the title of the other fic for the readers out there.
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252:Anyway, this fic is somewhat based on the movie Finding Nemo, but I switched up the storyline a little.
Niime: Think of as "Finding Nemo: Fire emblem remix"
Nome: You know that made no sense right?
Niime: Uh...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252:...Go ahead Disclaimer Guy...
Disclaimer Guy: FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252 does not own ANY of the FIRE EMBLEM characters, so please don't sue...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Roll it!
Chapter 1
Nino's Missing
One night, in the encampment of Eliwood's army, The young mage known as Nino was fast asleep in her tent. She tossed and turned violently in her cot. Inside her head, she was having a horrible nightmare. She dreamt that she was made of bread and was about to be eaten by a giant Jaffar.
Jaffar picked Nino up and was moving her toward his mouth, head first. He stopped to take a small drink of his water, then picked up Nino and moved her toward his mouth. Nino was praying to St.Elimine that Jaffar would not eat her. He moved her closer, and CLOSER, AND CLOSER. Nino closed her eyes...
CHOMP!
Nino woke up to find herself in a shaking bag. She was sweaty all over (And I do mean ALL over not only as a perverted term). What a horrible nightmare she thought to herself. She struggled to get out of the shaking sack, but it would not break. The figure carrying The now doomed Nino ran off into the darkness.
It was morning time, Kent and Sain were the first two up, Followed by Lyndis and the pegasus sisters. The four girls sat down and talked about dreams and nightmares. Priscilla was next up, followed by a dreary Erk. Priscilla talked to Erk for a while. It was Jaffar's turn to arise from sleep, He got up and went to check on Nino. Eliwood was already up, due to his friends loud snoring. Hector stayed asleep. Rebecca and Wil came out of there tents and started chatting about training.
After about a few hours, Hector came out of his tent. "FINALLY!" Eliwood yelled with pure joy. "What?" Hector was confused at his friends gesture. "You've been snoring for hours and hours on end..." Eliwood said annoyed. "No I haven't...That was my new snoring tape by Jerry Manner...Now for only three easy payments of 19.95 plus shipping and handling..." Hectors words confused Eliwood. "What?" Eliwood cocked his head to one side trying to understand his friends words. Nils came over and looked at Eliwood. "Hey, being cute is my job. I WORK ALONE!" He screamed. Nils hit Eliwood with his flute and walked off. Ninian was the next to come over to Eliwood. She apologized for her brothers behavior. Eliwood accepted the apology and walked off. Sain and Matthew walked over and talked to Eliwood for awhile.
Hector felt two slender arms wrap around him and squeeze.
"Mmmm...morning sweety..." Said a shy seductive voice. Matthew, Sain, Eliwood, Kent, and Nils who both had just joined, turned and nearly screamed at this rare sight.
Florina was hugging Hector from the back. Her hair was very frizzy as if she had been hit with lightning. Hector didn't seem to mind at all. "Wasn't last night delightful?" She asked, stroking his chin. "Uh..." Hector started. "Hm...so that's what those sounds were..."Nils said in a care free tone.
The Niagra falls was pouring out of Eliwoods nose. Kent hoped that Eliwood wouldn't die of sudden blood loss. "I slept soundly..." Sain said. "Knowing you and perversion, of course I would expect you to sleep soundly..." Kent replied in a annoyed tone. Matthew could only stare in bewilderment.
On the other side of the camp Lyn, and the other two Pegasus sisters were chatting about the most ridiculous things. "I had a dream that a camel ate all of my hair and I went bald forever!" Fiora yelled as the three went into went into yet another fit of screams. "I dreamt that all of my precious money was gone and I was killed by the king for not paying his ransom!" Farina shouted and screamed. The other two girls were giving her the O-my-god-I-can't-believe-you-just-said-that look. "You've really got to get out more Farina..." Lyn trailed off. "What about you Lyn? What bad dream did you have?" Fiora said looking at Lyn. "Well..." Lyn started. "I had a dream about...ABOUT...Rath...and me...in the bed...doing...DOING..." "WE GET THE PICTURE NOW, THANKS A LOT FOR THE PERVERTED THOUGHTS, LYN" Farina cried in frustration.
Rebecca and Wil were at the shooting range of the camp area. They shot in silence at separate targets. "How have you been these last couple of days, Becky?" Wil asked. Rebecca noticed her pet name being used, but only smiled. "Fine...fine..." she answered vaguely. "Becky, Is there something wrong?" Wil asked. "No, of course not...Willy.." Rebecca replied with a smile. Wil smiled at his new name. "Okay...if you say so..." Wil trailed off as he shot another arrow.
Merlinus was the was up at the nearby river setting up his stand and moving things around. To his dismay, his first customer was Vaida. "Good day to you–VAIDA!" Merlinus fell over backward almost knocking his head on the box of swords that was sat behind him. "Get up, you idiot of a merchant!" Vaida spat at him. Merlinus was quickly on his feet. "What can I do for you ma'am" Merlinus said rather quickly. "I need you to hold a few things..." Vaida trailed as she dropped a huge a sack of stuff. Oh brother Merlinus thought as he started to sort out the items in Vaida's sack.
Jaffar was silent walking to his friend's tent. He hadn't heard much of her, not even from the now two Erk-lovers Priscilla, and Serra. He neared her tent. No voice could be heard from within. Jaffar stood at the front of the tent and debated whether he should look in or not. His was wanting him to leave. He remembered the last time he unexpectedly dropped in on Nino.
Flashback to one year ago:
Jaffar walked through the halls of the black fang head quarters looking for Nino. She had tricked him yet again into another game of Hide-and-seek. Jaffar wanted to kill her for it, but he couldn't. He Hated the game because he was ALWAYS "it". He past Lloyd and Linus in the mess hall.
Lloyd was watching in disgust as Linus stuffed a pigs head in his mouth, chewed, spit out the skull, and swallowed. He then downed three bottles ofSonia's special rum. From the look on Lloyd's face, Jaffar could tell that he was ready to hurl. He exited the mess Hall to find Ursula standing in his way. "What are you doing?" Ursula said in a seductive voice. Ever since Sonia tried an experiment with Ursula, she had been acting weird lately. She often tried to seduce Jaffar. The only thing Jaffar did was walk past her in disgust. She sighed "he'll come to me...some day..." She said to herself before walking off.
Jaffar had entered one of the main halls where Nino's room was. Without thinking he turned for Nino's room and walked toward it. He strained to hear any trace of her voice. He shrugged and opened the door and got a bloody surprise. "How do I look Jaffar?" Nino said with a wide smile on her face. He obviously knew that the game was now over. Jaffar looked Nino over very carefully to see if this was a dream. "I know you would like me this way..." She said before glomping Jaffar to death. Nino was in her "Birthday-suit." Jaffar realized that he had been tricked into a ritual of love. The only kind of rituals that he hated.
Back to reality:
Jaffar shrugged and entered the tent. He looked around. He found no Nino in sight. He stepped on something on his way out the door. He looked down and picked up a piece of paper. IT had writing on it. He read it:
To whom this may concern,
I have taken the one called Nino for ransom. If you wish to see the return of this quite beautiful catch. Then bring 1,000,000 gold to Port of Badon by the sunrise of the seventh day. If it is not brought by the seventh day, then I will keep her to myself. I'm sure her fragileness will make her easy to penetrate.
Unknown sender
Jaffar grimaced at the easy to penetrate part of the note. He pocketed it and exited the tent. On his way to get his supplies he ran into Lyn. "What do you have there Jaffar?" Lyn asked. She grabbed the note from Jaffar and began reading it. Her eyes nearly exploded, as well as her face turning dark red. She handed the note back to Jaffar. "I'll go tell the others..." she said and ran off. Jaffar looked at her retreating figure, and went to gather his supplies. This is going to be a long trip he thought to himself before walking toward Merlinus.
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: THE SEARCH IS ON!
Lyn: this might be good...
Fiora: Not as much humor though...
FIREEMBLEMFRERAK 252: I know, I know. I promise to put more humor in the next few chapters. I've been busy working on my other fic with the Creative Labs Team so...
Lyn: Review please...