FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: ALRIGHT FOLKS, HERE'S SOME MORE OF THIS WEIRD FIC!
Lyn: Yay...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: oh yeah, I pulled the meaning of the word Glomp for you people who don't know:
to glomp
NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often predatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used excessively in
1.Anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).
real life:
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.
online:
-glomp!
hi!.. squeek! cant breathe -
-loosens grip
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: That was courtesy of heh
Lyn: I will never be the same again...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: anyway, DISCLAIMER GUY!
Disclaimer guy: FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252 does not own ANY of the FIRE EMBLEM characters, so please don't sue...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: ROLL IT!
Chapter 3: Onward men...and women
Hector stood still, frozen while Florina walked around him, kissing him and putting her hands in spots where they shouldn't be. Hector somewhat enjoyed it, as well as hated it. He heard his pants unzip. Hector stood perfectly still, but nearly jumped when he felt Florina's hand reach into his pants. Kent, and the others were still watching. Eliwood fell over. Kent's attention was then turned to Eliwoods face. It was pale red, with blood still flowing out of his nose. "Lord, Eliwood..."Kent said looking at the motionless man on the ground.
Lyn ran up to Eliwood and kicked him, immediately waking him from his trance. "Lyn!...yes?" Eliwood asked, getting up to face Lyn. "We're heading toward Bern to get the money..." Lyn told Eliwood. He nodded and walked toward everyone else who was currently chatting about something ridiculous.
"Listen up!" Eliwood shouted. Everyone was still chatting. "LISTEN UP!" Eliwood shouted even louder. The chatter didn't cease. Getting annoyed, Eliwood shouted at the top of his lungs "SHUT UP, YOU NEANDERTHALS!" All talking ceased and everyone's attention was facing Eliwood, most of the people were shocked. "Ahem..." Eliwood cleared his throat.
"Nino's gone missing, for those of you who haven't noticed..." Eliwood paused as a WHOOPEE could be heard in the crowd. The crowd burst in laughter from the statement. "Alright, ALRIGHT, settle down folks..." Eliwood said. "I know MOST of you hate Nino. Not to point any fingers, MATTHEW!" Eliwood finished his statement with a harsh look at the embarrassed thief.
"Pack up and get ready for departure Everyone." Eliwood said turning for his tent. Everyone was running around like crazy trying to get their stuff to Merlinus, who was still sorting out Viada's things. He had put her last sword in the swords department before the stand was overloaded with people trying to get their stuff into the his tent. Merlinus was left with a mountain of bags full of stuff.
"Let me help you out there..." A voice said.
Merlinus turned around to see Rebecca already sorting out Lyn's stuff. She dropped her Killing edge in the swords department. Merlinus smiled and started sorting Eliwood's stuff.
Matthew was talking to Sain about women while Hector was running from a lustful Florina. Nearly everyone laughed when Hectors pants dropped and Florina Glomped him to death. Kaylin, their tactian arrived. He grabbed Florina by the waist and Pulled with all his might. "Come on Florina, I think Hector has had enough embarrassment today, let...go...of ...him" Kaylin tugged at Florina, but she wouldn't let go. "No!" She screamed. "I wanna cuddle up to hecky-poo..." she said with a smile before nuzzling a stone hector. Kaylin froze at this. Florina had never acted this way before, even around Hector. Matthew fell over laughing. Sain was quite jealous with Hector's girlfriend. "Lets get moving..." Kaylin said in defeat. He let go of Florina and started for bern. The rest followed.
Eventually, Rebecca and Merlinus caught to the group as they walked toward the border.
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I know that chapter was quite short, but I'm shore the next two will be longer, Actually chapter 5 was the one I've been planning on the most as well as the other chapters, like when they save Nino and stuff...
Lyn: hmm...I wonder what chapter 5 is about anyway...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: You'll just have to read on...
Farina: Hee hee...I love you FIREEMBLEMFREAK...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: O...my...goooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
Lyn: Review please...