FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: OKAY, HERE WE GO WITH ANOTHER CHAPTER!

Niime: OH, GOODY!

Yahn: great

Sai:...this should be good...

Lyn: I hope so too...

Fiora:...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Disclaimer Guy...

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FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: ROLL IT!


Chapter 5: When Armies Collide

"Who are you?" Yahn asked the dark-green haired girl. "My name is Lyndis...and you are?" she asked the young boy. "I'm...Yahn demora..." He answered. "Yahn..." Lyn giggled at the name. "That's an odd name, but pay me no mind..." she said. Her eyes were then narrowed on Yahn's hand. "Were you out in the sun too much?" She asked. She walked over and picked up his hand. She began pinching his skin. Yahn realized that she never saw a black boy before. "NO." He answered rather harshly, pulling his hand away from her grasp. "I was born this way..." He said. Lyn looked him over. "Your not from here, are you?" She asked. "No..." Yahn replied looking down. "Where are you from?" She asked. Yahn Looked up at the sky. "Some where far, far away..." He replied. "PRINCE, YAHN!" A voice rang out. Lyn drew her sword quickly. Aurora ran up meet Yahn's attention. "Yes Aurora.." Yahn said kindly. "Niime has gone crazy and...who's this?" Aurora asked looking at Lyn. "Aurora, this is Lyn..we just met..." Yahn replied. Lyn sheathed her sword and walked over to greet Aurora. "Hi there." she blurted out unexpectedly. Aurora looked to be of the highest caliber. It nearly made Lyn think that she was popular with the people of her country. "Hello..." Aurora replied shaking the girl's hand. "Now that we have our greetings down, about Niime...what is she doing as of now?" Yahn asked. "She's terrorizing the campsite..." Aurora replied, looking worried. Yahn sighed. "I guess I'll have to leave you for now..." Yahn said before turning to follow Aurora. "Wait..." Lyn said. Yahn turned around to meet her gaze. "Why don't I come with you...I'm curious to meet the rest of your army..." She said walking up to Yahn. Yahn nodded and the trio walked toward the camp site.

When they got their, Lyn found herself to be the center of attention. She stayed close to Yahn. "Well, don't follow me...make yourself known...talk to some people..." Yahn said "I'm sure they want to know you..." he finished. He gave her a dismissive gesture. She nodded and walked toward her first interest-Nami(The girl who can transform into a wolf). Yahn looked at her retreating figure with a smile before walking off to looke for his crazy girlfriend. Yahn found Niime beating the tar out of Cori. "I WANT YAHN!" she screamed. I can't believe it...even Airona is more self-controlled than this...Yahn thought to himself. "Niime...I'm right here..." Yahn said. Niime looked up from her now bleeding victim and squealed with joy. "YAHN!" She screamed before glomping him. Yahn sighed as he returned her embrace.

Hector was getting pretty mad at Lyn's sudden disappearance. "Where is that darn woman...? Hector said to himself. "I'm sure she'll be back..." Eliwood replied looking at the horizon.

Lyn and Nami walked over to where Yahn was. Yahn managed to get Niime off of him long enough to stand up. Niime clung to his arm. "It looks like you have a new friend, Lyn" Yahn said looking at Nami. The little violet-haired girl nodded silently, as did Lyn. "I want to show you my army..." Lyn said. Yahn mentally thanked the heavens for her request. "Mind if we set-up next to yours?" Yahn asked. Lyn shrugged. "Sure..." Yahn turned to the camp. "LISTEN UP!" All attention was immediately was on Yahn. "WE'RE MOVING TO A NEW SITE, START PACKING!" As Yahn finished his statement, everyone started running around packing various things. "Yahn..." Yahn turned around to see Elis and Gontra. Gontra was a bald man, and quite buff as well. He word no shirt, and brown pants. Yahn began to converse with Gontra.

Eliwood and hector were getting impatient with Lyn. After a moments silence, they saw her figure show out of the forest. They were happy to see her but were terrified when a mass of unfamiliar faces came out behind her. Eliwood and Hector drew their weapons only to be met with the weapons of Sai and Gontra. "Hold, there with us..." Lyn said jumping in the way of their small stare down. Eliwood and Hector glanced at each other before they sheathed their weapons. Yahn's army immediately set up their camp by Lyn's. Lyn walked Yahn over to the rest of her who stopped and stared at the him. The first reaction they had was not a good one. Rath grabbed her and scooted about five feet away from Yahn. "Don't touch him..." He said. Serra and priscilla got on gloves and grabbed the boy. "What the-" "Quiet, we'll get you good as new..." Serra said as they dragged the boy into the infirmary. "Let...GO!" Lyn yelled tearing from Rath's grasp. "What is with you Rath, what did you do that for?" Lyn asked dusting herself off. "I was protecting you from that sick boy...We don't want you to come down with what he has...whtever it is...I'm sure Serra and Priscilla can take care of it..." Rath trailed off. "HE'S NOT SICK!" Lyn screamed running toward the infirmary. She burst through the tent flaps to find Yahn tied to a cot. Serra and Priscilla had small needles in their hads ready to inject the boy with who knows what. "Stop!" Lyn yelled. She ran over and cut Yahn's ropes. He fell to the floor coughing. "What is wrong with you two...?" Lyn asked. "I'm guessing they never saw a black boy before..." Yahn answered through continuous coughs. "He's black?" Priscilla asked. "You both are color blind, he's brown." Serra said in a duh kind of tone. Yahn sweatdropped. "He's obviously been out in the son too much..." Serra said, crossing her arms.

Sain took the opportunity to look for some new women. He walked over to the other campsite and looked around. Everyone was going about their business. Kent walked up to him. He was curious as well. Sain's jaw dropped when he saw Lillian's outfit(Remember, Bikini like armor, dark purple cape). Sain ran over to greet her. Kent nearly snickered as Lillian smacked him and walked off. His sigh was met with a friendly hello from out of know where Kent turned around to see Aurora and Fume. Fume ran over to Sain and looked at him. Sain jumped up and start saying sweet nothings to the girl. Instead of smacking him, Fume hugged him instead. Sain blushed and moved his hand toward her backside. Kent and Aurora sighed in unison. They looked at each other and began to talk.

Sai saw Karel and went over to talk to him. Of course, Karel got out his sword and attacked Sai. Sai quickly countered and executed a kick to Karel's arm, knocking his sword up into the air. Sai caught the sword and pinned Karel to a nearby tree. Karel sighed and put his hands up in surrender. Sai gave him his sword and began to converse with him.

Priscilla exited the tent and wandered around the camp site. Her wandering brought her to Nome. She found him sitting under a tree. "Hello..." She trailed off. Nome looked up. " Hi..." He replied before looking down. Priscilla sat down next to him. "May I have the honor of your name ,sir knight?" She said out of nowhere. Nome chuckled. "I'm Nome..." He answered Iana walked by and joined them. "Who is this Nome?" she said, looking at Priscilla. Nome looked at her and shrugged. "Dunno..." He answered. Priscilla got the point quickly. "I'm Priscilla..." She said. Iana looked at her. "I'm Princess Iana...nice to meet you Priscilla..." She said. The three began to converse for awhile. Raven saw this from nearby and was angered. He pulled out his sword and charged toward Nome. Nome stood up and pulled out his sword. Raven executed a vertical slash only to be countered by Nome's blade. "How dare you speak to my sister..." Raven said. "Being protective of one person may someday get you killed. Sometimes you have to let them get acquainted with others..." He trailed off, kicking Raven the gut. He dropped his and hunched over in pain. He looked up only to come face to face with the end of Nome's blade. "Sometimes you could be focused on that person so much, that you won't be able to see the world around for what it really is..." Nome trailed off, he sheathed his blade and wandered back over to his spot and sat back down. "I partake that was your brother..." Nome said looking at Priscilla. "Yeah, how did you know?" Priscilla said looking at him. "Your hair is the same color, your personality is based of the same basic principal as his." He replied. Priscilla tried to decipher what Nome just told her. "In other words...he just knows..." Iana said, giggling.

Gontra walked over to Hector, who still wasn't happy about his appearance. "Who are you...?" Gontra asked. "...I'm Hector..." Hector replied. The two conversed for an hour or so.

Yahn and Lyn walked out of the infirmary. Lyn was dusting off Yahn from the ropes. "I am so sorry about this Yahn..." Lyn said. "No problem at all..." Yahn said. The two walked over to a small silent spot. "So Lyn...while I was being dragged to your infirmary, I heard something about a missing girl...Tell me about her...would you please?"


FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: whew...that was long

Kent: you tellin' me...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Review please...

Niime: AND NO FLAMES OR I'LL EAT YOU!

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: yeah right...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Let us leave you with this little rap...Guys...(It's based on the rap at the end of the SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS BC episode, if you know the beat. If not, try to make up your own beat to this little remake)


Yahn: you-you-you can run...

Aurora: But you can't hide!

Yahn: Take it...

Eliwood: When armies collide, when armies collide, you'll laugh so hard you'll swear you'll die when armies collide when-

DJ-Lyn: WICKI--WCKI

Eliwood: When armies collide when-

DJ-Lyn: WICKI--WICKI

Hector: Buckle up for the sweet-est ride as we pre-pare to have your mind blown wide, whenarmies collide when

DJ-Lyn: WICKI-WICKI

Eliwood: When Armies collide

Ninian: Looking at Yahn may be a strange thing, butI bet two dancers sing...

Airona: That's what you get when joined characters sing, and when armies collide, armies collide.

break it down now

Ninian: breakdancing

Airona: FUUUUUTTTTUUUUUURE!

Eliwood: thats what happens when armies collide...

end song