Authoress Notes of DOOM!
Satou: So I've been thinking...
Kisshu: Thinking? That's a first for you.
Satou: -attempts to strangle Kisshu- YOU MEANY! -lets him go- Anyways nya! I wanna have more co-stars in upcoming chapters! So... I'll give details on what type of costars I need at the end of the Chapter nyan!
Kisshu: Wonderful. Now get to the Ichi/Kish fluff!
Satou: -whine- Fiiiiiiiiine. Meany. Oh oh oh! One last thing! I didn't want to bother my costars (I already feel guilty for using their characters) so this chapter everyone is gettign special weapons xx; Then I don't have to pester you all about your weapons and attacks xD;; Plus, these weapons play a role in the plot later on
Kisshu: Don't tell them, you idiot! -throws some sushi at Satou- "
Chapter 5 - Three Villians Now? We're Loooooossssssing!
It was yet ANOTHER day in Durham, North Carolina. Yup. Durham. Duke basketball. Cheer for them or die.
ANYWAYS! Satou was on her "spring break". It was actually more like going through hell with Shugo, who was convinced that Satou, Sumi and Meron needed to get into shape. He was perfectly ok with Kelly and Amme because he didn't have to go to school with him. Therefore, they need not get on his nerves and make him want a random reason to watch them suffer 5 laps around a running track with your arms tied behind your back, a sock in your mouth, and a nifty blind fold.
"Shugo!" Satou whined as she ran "around" the track, or rather right down the middle because she had no idea where she was going, "The world just turned pink!"
"Shut up and put that sock back in your mouth!" Shugo ordered, "And the world isn't pink. I put a pink blind fold over your eyes!"
"Oh. Okies nya. By the way, where'd the track g-"
SMACK!
Satou ran into a lamp post and fell over. Shugo rushed over to her side to help her up, just as Meron tripped over a trash can and spat out the colorful sock in her mouth, followed by colorful lanuage. No, not swearing. Colorful lanuage. As in, colorful words.
"Green! Purple! Pink! ORANGE!" Meron screamed in utter horror, "I fell!"
"Don't worry, Meron, I'll save you!" Sumi called, running in the direction of Meron's voice and managing to somehow knock Shugo over. Shugo fell to the ground, Sumi right next to him, and then hissed the colorful kind of lanuage that would give this story a reason to be rated PG13.
"DANGIT! You three are so useless!" Shugo yelled angrily as he started untieing Sumi's blindfold.
"Hey! Yumechikyuu-kun!" Anneka snapped, standing a few yards away with her arms crossed over her chest and brown eyes narrowed, "What are you doing to them!"
"We're getting in shape!" Sumi chirped happily, "Can't you tell!"
"It looks like you're killing more brain cells to me. Yumechikyuu-kun, you realize that they really don't have the brain cells to spare, right?"
"Nope! We don't!" Meron added happily, "Let's run around the track some more! I want a pink blind fold this time!"
"Nuh-uh! Pink's MY color! Have you checked out my Mew outfit lately nya? IT'S PINK! Yours ish yellowy-orange! So you gotta have a yellowy-orange blind fold!" Satou complained. Meron paused for a moment and then nodded.
"Sounds good, na no da."
Shugo just moaned and walked over to untie Meron's blindfold. Once the blindfold was off, Shugo started to untie Meron's hands.
"That's enough working out for today." Shugo said, though he seemed a bit angry with the three Mews, "We'll all walk home together. Satou, don't move. I'm going to untie you."
Satou nodded and sat on the ground, waiting for Shugo. Anneka walked passed Shugo, going over to help Sumi.
"You know..." She whispered to him as he passed, "If we ran now, Satou wouldn't have to walk with us. And she'd never know we left her."
"No. I'm going to walk her home." Shugo explained, not really caring for this idea.
"Oh. You like her, don't you?"
"Not really. I just don't want her parents to hate me, because they cook really nice meals and are always inviting me over for dinner."
Anneka sighed and then kept walking to Sumi. She'd get him to fess up someday.
"Ichigo o tabeyou!" Satou sang, seeing as she was still waiting for Shugo to untie her, "Iro Iro"
"SHUT UP, SATOU!" Shugo yelled angrily, "I'll untie you in a second."
"I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Meron squealed, jumping to her feet and starting to run excited circles around the track. Ignoring her, Shugo walked over to Satou and started untieing the little ditz.
"Who's there? ROAR!" Satou "roared" when Shugo walked over.
"It's the Grim Reaper." Shugo said sarcasticly, "I'm here to take your soul."
"NOOOOOOOO! Shugo, Sumi, Meron, Anneka... SAVE ME NYA!"
Shugo smacked Satou over the head and she yelped, falling over just as Shugo finished untieing her arms and undoing the blind fold.
"Idiot."
"I am not an idiot nya! I'm just SPECIAL!" Satou replied.
"Yeah. So special that not even the greatest 'special' house will take you."
"'course not nya! If they took someone as special as me, then all the other special people wouldn't feel special because I'm more special then they are nya!" Satou explained happily.
"Whatever."
"YAY!"
"Uggg... Satou, how do you expect to save Dream World AND Reality?"
"Dunno. You're the brains."
"I think I realized that around the time you got yourself and Kisshu tied up and dangling over your doom."
"Naw. I'm pretty sure you figured it out sooner."
Shugo rolled his eyes and helped Satou up.
"You know, you have to be the most useless Mew Mew in the history of Mews."
"Why thank you nya!"
"I just deeply insulted you, Satou, you shouldn't thank me."
Satou's eyes grew wide and she suddenly backed away from Shugo, her eyes watery and lower lip quivering.
"Y-Y-You mean... You don't l-like me?"
Shugo was about to yell another insult, but tears were now rolling down Satou's cheek. Oh, and Anneka, Sumi and Meron were giving him a death glare. So his eyes softened a bit and he sighed heavily.
"It's not that I don't like you, you're a perfectly good friend..."
"AM NOT! You always say that we aren't friends nya!" Satou protested, "Whenever I try to talk to you at school you act like you don't know me! You hate me! You only act like we're friends so you can boss me around nya!"
Shugo gulped. She was actually mostly right. If it weren't for the fact he needed her to obey all his orders in Dream World, he'd probably have ignored Satou more then he already did.
"Satou... C'mon, I really don't mean to hurt your feelings..."
"LIES." Meron chirpped, "I remember once, you started laughing at Satou because she was freaking out when you told her there was a spider in her hair!"
Shugo shook his head and ran over to Meron, putting a hand over her mouth so she'd shut up.
"You aren't helping!" He hissed. But Sumi had now joined in, not really realizing that this was no time for truthfulness.
"And he always tells Anneka that he only treats Satou nicely 'cause her parents serve good food!"
Satou started whimpering louder then ever before.
"And doesn't he always say he only buys her ice cream so she'll shut up while she's eatting?" Meron asked, having bitten Shugo's hand so he'd let her go.
Satou's eyes narrowed a bit at Shugo, her body trembling with a mix between fury and sorrow. She didn't like being hated.
"And he's always saying mean stuff about her behind her back!"
Satou twitched. She'd had enough.
"THAT'S IT NYA! I hate you nyu! I HATE YOU! I don't ever wanna see you again nyu!" She screamed, turning around and running off.
"S-Satou! Stop! Really, we can't save Dream World without your help!" Shugo yelled back. But Satou was out of ear range.
"I'd say that went smoothly. You're really good at picking up dates, Shugo. 5 out of 5." Anneka commented, sitting behind the group in a lawn chair with a Star Wars book. Shugo glared at her.
"She'll be in a better mood tomorrow. She'll always having mood swings like this. C'mon, Meron. Sumi. Let's walk you two home."
"... Ok..." Sumi said sadly, "Poor Satou-chan..."
"I know, na no da..." Meron whimpered, "Poor Satou-cha..."
In a split second, Meron fell over asleep. Shugo and Sumi both stared for a minute, before putting two and two together.
"Sumi, get home. You know what to do then." Shugo said quickly. Sumi nodded firmly before dartting off. Shugo then picked up Meron and started carrying her back to her house.
"H-Hey! What's going on!" Anneka asked, dropping her book, "What's wrong with Meron?"
"She must've fallen asleep from working so hard." Shugo lied, "I'll just take her home."
"Ok. Fine. I'd better go home too."
Dream World
"What's going on, na no da?" Meron asked when she woke up in Dream World. Taruto was hovering over her, looking very stressed out.
"Listen! Purin and I were walking home when suddenly this vine came from no where and grabbed her and then this Pixie came and told me that unless I brought the Dream Mews out to fight she'd skin Purin alive so I kinda-sorta need you to come with me right now!" Taruto said really fast. Fast like a rapper. And Meron somehow managed to understand every word of it, dispite the fact she didn't really like, or listen to, rap.
"Ok, na no da! Is Amme awake?"
"Good morning, Sunshiiine!" Amme sang, dancing around in her Mew Form, "It's nice to see you awaaaaaaake!"
"Whee! Lemme sing too, na no da!" Meron chirpped, running around with Amme. Before they could sing much more, though, Taruto grabbed them and teleported away. He wasn't about to let Purin die, and he was a bit too frightened to care about how he was acting. He'd seen Yousei, the Pixie, before and knew that she ment business.
Reality
Satou sobbed as she ran... Well, she was running. Where? Who knows? Not even Satou knew at this point. All she "knew" was that she was far away from Shugo. And her house.
"... Where am I, nya?" She asked herself sadly, "I'm lost!"
Ok, so if you wanted to know, Satou was actually just in the school soccer field, which isn't too far from the track, but she didn't know that.
"I'm lost... And sleepy... Nyaaa..."
With that said, Satou collasped on the soccer field. Kisshu was very good at picking nice times to wake her up.
Dream World
"Satou? Sumi?"
Kisshu was standing over the door girls, who had curled up in the corner of the room to sleep. Sumi, who had been lucky enough to fall asleep at her front door step in Reality, sat up and moaned.
"Y-Yeah? What's wrong, Pervert?"
"I'm not a pervert." Kisshu snapped, "You guys have to go now."
"Really nya?" Satou asked, sitting up. She was crying again. This made Kisshu a bit uncomfortable, so he backed away. Sumi, on the other hand, gave her friend a sisterly hug.
"Oneechan! What's wrong?'
"Shugo is so mean, Oneesama! I don't wanna fight if he's going to be here nya!" Satou whimpered. Kisshu just stared, nodded slowly, and teleported away with the two girls.
"Help me, na no da! HELP ME!" Purin called happily, jumping around in the cage of vines Yousei had made for her. Yousei twitched, trying to ignore Purin.
"When will those Mews get here?" She asked herself aloud, "I'm bored."
"Me too." Added a new villian to our story. He was... Uh... Male? He had short, but messy, black hair and brown eyes. Actually, he looked a lot like Satoshi from Pokemon. Yousei snorted and thawked this new boy with her Pixie Stick.
"Shut up, Satoshi. I can't believe anyone dreamed you up, you're so annoying."
"Stop it." Satoshi protested, pushing Yousei off, "You're lucky! I can't get into Reality and meet real people until I do this job for the Dark Wizard."
"Well, I can't become a pop star with this beautiful body and awesome voice u til I do my job so we should try to get along!"
"You don't have much of a right to say that, Yousei, you're causing the trouble." Said another voice, this one of a girl. The girl had long black hair with black dog ears pointing out of her head. She wore a red tank top and mini skirt with red boots. Her eyes were, you guessed it, red too.
"Well, at least I'm trying now." Yousei snapped.
"Can we just get all our jobs done? I'm tired of being a dog in reality, I wanna be a human there. Just like I'm human in Dream World."
"Whatever, Hikari." Yousei muttered, "Ho, I think I hear Mew Mews."
"Ribbon Melon Bang!"
"Ribbon Sugar Wind!"
"Cherry Pit-Pit attack!"
The three first attacks hit the cage, releasing Purin who fell into Taruto's arms. The younger of the aliens blushed a bit and landed next to the Dream Mews, putting Purin on the ground. Purin smiled and kisssed Taruto's cheek, then her henshin locket.
"Mew Mew Pudding! Metamorphosis!" She yelled happily, "Ribbon Pudding Ring INFERNO! Na no da!"
Mew Pudding's attack wa close to hitting yousei, but in suddenly turned around and caught Mew Pudding.
"Mew Pudding!" Mew Amme yelped, "Eep!"
"How'd that happen?" Mew Universe asked quickly, "Mew Pudding aimmed perfectly."
"It's because this is my dream today." Yousei explained, smirking. Mew Satou smiled.
"Oh oh! I remember now! I've got more Dreamy-Power-Ness then Yousei, nya! I can make this my dream nya!"
"Sorry, Sweety, but that isn't happening today." Yousei explained, flying over to Satou and giggling, "You see... Me, Hikari and Satoshi kinda combind our Dream Power. So we've got the power of three and you've got the power of one."
"Then we'll join forces!" Mew Meron chirped, "C'mon, guys!"
There was a long pause.
"How do we join forces, na no da?"
"Dunno." Mew Sumi said quietly, "Uh..."
"Mew Power Extension?" Mew Satou suggested.
"That might work, but I don't think that's how to join our Dream Power." Mew Universe said.
"Great. So we lose?" Mew Amme asked sadly, "No fair!"
"Nuh-uh! We don't lose yet, na no da! We're Mew Mews! We stand stroooonnng!" Mew Meron explained. All five Mews turned to Yousei, Mew Universe standing in the front.
"Show us what you've got, Pixie!" She snapped.
"Ok. Satoshi? Hikari?"
"Got it!" Thw two other villians said together. Suddenly, the ground all around the park the battle was taking place in began to tremble and a volcano shot up.
"Nightmare Hikari. Controlling Fire." Hikari said firmly. The volcano started to cough up lava, which was heading straight towards the Dream Mews.
"Nightmare Satoshi. Controlling Earth." Saotshi said boredly. A couple Earthquakes joined the lava. Mew Satou hid behind Mew Sumi, sobbing lightly and whimpering something about everyone dieing.
"And Beautiful, 100 attractive, wanted by all, Pop star Nightmare Yousei! Controlling plants and, well, Dream World!" Yousei chirped happily, spinning her silver Pixie Stick like a baton. As plants started chasing the Mews, threatening to grab them and hang them over the lava, all the Dream Mews started running. Taruto grabbed Mew Pudding, who was now free from the Pudding Ring, and Kisshu was flying a safe distance above the battle.
"Call if you need me, Satou!" He called down to her, "I'll be waiting."
"HELP US!" Mew Satou screamed, climbing up a tree with Mew Meron right behind her. Kisshu moaned. Mew Satou and Mew Meron were now tied up by Yousei's vines and were just hanging over the lava.
"Baka..."
"Hahahaha!" Yousei cackled, "This is our fight! And there's no way for you to stop us!"
"You know what, you're right. Why don't you stop on your own and we'll call it a tie?" Mew Satou suggested hopefully.
"Just wait until we have the other Mews. Then we'll burn you alive." Hikari snapped.
"That's right. We'll burn you all alive."
Satou: i swear, I'm not just being lazy and not writing the rest of this chapter o,o; This really was ment to be a two chapter fight.
Kisshu: -sigh- You ARE lazy. Where's my Kisshu/Ichi fluff?
Satou: Somewhere. Ok! Uh... If you're interested in costaring, lemme know in a review ;; We need someone who would just bring messages from the head of Dream World AND Reality, and someone to help torment Kisshu. Perferably someone slightly morbid, since you'll be ruler of the dead n' all. nn;;; So... Uh... Yeah :3