Chapter 3:
Legolas gently lifted her up on his gorgeous stallion. The stallion neighed gently, and she gently patted him.
The horse really liked her.
Legolas mounted the gorgeous stallion behind her, and galloped off into the sunset.
Hours later…..
"Oh LEGOLAS," Melody flirted, "You flatter me!"
She enjoyed the look on Legolas's face, the bright red that zoomed into his face.
Suddenly, as they walked into a clearing, Melody gasped.
"Is this the Rivendell you speak of?" She asked her voice happy and vibrant.
"Yes, my lady, it is." Legolas said, gently kissing her on the cheek.
She giggled flirtatiously.
Suddenly, 50 orcs surrounded the stallion. They growled and said, "Aye, this is a pretty one! Let's take her to Sauron!"
Melody screamed. The orcs jeered. She screamed again.
Legolas's blue eyes flashed, "You will never take her!"
But it was too late! The orcs had grabbed her and run away.
"LEEEEEGGGGOOOOOLLLAAAASSSS! HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She screamed as they bound her hands and jostled her away in the direction of Mordor.
Legolas started shooting orcs, but he could no longer see his beloved Melody among them.
Suddenly, a group of 30 men ran to the orcs and killed them all!
The leader stepped forth and un-tied Melody's hands.
"Who are you?" Melody asked, her eyes changing from bright brown to violet again.
"I am Farimir, and I had a dream in which a beautiful maiden was captured by the orcs, so I had to save her.
Melody batted her eyes.
Legolas pushed Farimir aside. "Eh, thanks for the help. You can go now." He said jealously.
"Oh LEGGY! Not yet! He's so CUTE!" Melody latched onto Farimir's arm.
Farimir blushed.
Legolas turned green with envy.
Melody giggled and hid behind a tree.
They then proceeded to play a game of hide-and-seek with all the men.
Legolas just sat and lamented. His true love loved ANOTHER!
Then Farimir had to go home, so they said goodbye.
"Oh Legolas," Melody said flirtatiously, "My leg HURTS, could you carry me?"
Legolas brightened instantly. She loved him again! "Of course, my lady Melody."
The horse followed Legolas and Melody, and he carried her off to Rivendell
A/n: HEHEHEHEHE! GIGGIGIGIGIGIGILLLEEEE! Things are heating up! Just like those soap operas I watch every Friday! I don't believe you all don't like my story! I'm the best author in the world! I really am!
MWAHAHHAHA! This one is even worse, is it not? I hope you all DESPAIR of this story!
THECheeseTurkey: LOL! I know! That's why I named her that... (evil grin) Cool name, btw... I want a cheese turkey!
Princess Rue of Mirkwood: lol! Gimli IS ugly, but shouldn't Ol' Melody have ALL the characters:P
How to Speak with an Accent: Well thank you! Kelli (my sister who wrote this with me) DO try our hardest to make this story as awful as possible...
Atomic Elf: Thanks:D Cool name, btw
Fear the Fluff: I'm HONORED! Of COURSE you may torture Leggy'sSweetySweetSweetHeartTrueLove and Melody! Just as long as you say in your story that I created these... these... MONSTERS! Good luck!
DeRaNgEd TeEn: Aw, thanks! Mwhahaa, this is so much fun to write.. you should write one too! It's a great stress reliver... especially to find Melody and bash her head into a glass window... (evil grin)
faeriekittie306animelover: Haha. :P I would be MORE than HAPPY to explain who a Mary-Sue is... A Mary-Sue is a perfect girl, who usally falls in love with Legolas, (she can be from Middle-Earth, or she can fall into Middle-Earth) Usally beautiful beyond belief, with LONG hair and red/purple eyes. (gags) It's usally badly-written; but not ALL Mary-Sues are bad. Just most are.
Legolas' Girl 9: YES! DOWN WITH MELODY! We should get the pitchforks and torches and form an angry mob!
Mizamour: Thank you!
Eathiln: lol! In these stories, Leggy is ALWAYS clueless in these stories. Once I read this story with this girl that fell in M-E, and she told Legolas that she was from another world, and ALL he said was; "Oh, how strange!" Yes... that was weird... I was scared. THANKS FOR THE BLEACH!
Well, until next chapter! Don't die yet!