Chapter 5

Melody came into the council, and when she entered, all gasped and stood in her presence. She was SO stunning! She was wearing one of Arwen's gowns, and she looked SO much more dazzling than Arwen ever did.

"Bring forth the Ring, Frodo." Elrond said.

Frodo, a cute little hobbit that was cute, reached in his pocket in all cuteness. "It's GONE!" He gasped cutely.

Everyone gasped. Except Melody. She looked on her finger at the Ring she was wearing. She knew in her heart that it was the One Ring.

"Is this the ring you were looking for?" Melody said, standing up and displaying the Ring to all.

Everyone gasped; it WAS the One Ring!

"She wears the One Ring, yet it does not affect her!" Everyone said.

"There is only one explanation for this." Elrond said, "She is the daughter of Elbereth herself."

Everyone gasped again, and dropped to the ground in worship.

Elrond ran out of the room and came back carrying two things: The Shards of Narsil, and the Evenstar.

"These two things I give to you, Melody Aragornian. You must be the heir of Elendil as well as a daughter of Elbereth.

"That's MINE!" Aragorn screamed. "Narsil belongs to me! I'M the heir to Gondor!"

Arwen also came running in, "And that's mine!" She said selfishly, pointing to the Evenstar.

Elrond glared at Arwen and Aragorn, "Melody is heir to the throne of Gondor, and is now the new owner of the Evenstar. She DESERVES it. "

Melody blushed attractively, "I do not need these gifts, for it is true that I am the most BEAUTIFUL maiden in all the earth, but what is this Heir of Elendil?"

The elves explained to the beautiful Melody that was beautiful that she was the heir to the throne of Gondor.

"I will be QUEEN!" She mused beautifully, running into Legolas' arms. "And you will be my king," She said happily.

Legolas spun her around joyfully, and all the elves cheered.

Arwen and Aragorn be furious at the joyful couple.

"WAIT!" Elrondi cried, "I am sorry to mess up this joyous occasion, but we must know what to do with the one Ring!"

No one raised their hands or volunteered, finally Melody said, "I will take it!"

"No!" Legolas cried, "It will damage your fair skin my lady!"

"Oh, your right!" Melody said, "Who will take it then?"

Elrondo pointed to Frodo, "No one cares about him, how about HE take it?"

Everyone agreed and Frodo gave a small "Meep!"

"Then I will come with this cute Halfling, " Melody said, bouncing over to Frodo.

"Melody! I can never go anywhere without you my lady!" Legolas cried, and ran over to Frodo and Melody. "You have my love my lady."

Aragorn glared at Melody and Legolas, but went over to Frodo. "I will come." He said in his ugly voice.

An ugly dwarf named Gimli stepped forth, "I will also come, for you are beautiful and fair, Lady Melody. No one will ever harm you when I am around."

A man named Boromir stepped out, He was kinda cute. Melody giggled; he looked strangely like the man who played hide and seek with her! "I will also protect you, milady. For you are the most beautiful maiden in the world; and I would die if I saw your downfall." He glanced offhandedly at Frodo, "I'll protect you too, I guess, pipsqueak."

"WAIIIItTTTTTT!" Sam (another hobbit, only he was fat. Ew!) squealed. "Mr. Frodo isn't going anywhere without me!" He said loyally, and gave Melody a look that said, 'I'm only going because of you, Ms. Melody.'

"Oi! We're coming too!" More cute little hobbits came out.

"We like to play pranks." One of them said, and gave Melody a mischievous grin. Melody absentmindedly patted the hobbit's head.

He winced at her touch.

"Don't forget about me, Melody!" An old, ugly man said, hobbling over to them.

"Um… who are you?" She asked.

"I am Gandalf, and I'm a wizard! See my pointy hat?" He pointed to the hat and winked suggestively.

"I LOVE your pointy hat," She said, playing along.

Legolas glared at Gandalf and shoved him aside. He fell to the ground with a soft old manly cry.

No hot eligible elf women picked HIM up.

A/N: Oh NO! What's going to HAPPEN? Is Melody going to die?

REAL A/N: MWAH! MWAH! MWHAHAHAHAHAA! I think this is the most random and awful one yet! And about the Elbereth thing... I know, I know, the peeps that write these awful Mary-Sues have never read the books much less the Silmarillion... but I couldn't help it! Don't worry, it's still going to go by the movie... BLECH! hehehehhee... anyway.. SHOUTOUTSSSSS!

Fk306a: WEE! New nickname tiiimmmeee! Thankies. :D

Southren Gaelic: Oh yes... but don't die yet! There is more to come! And yes... you may kill her! Weeelll... not YET... but you can beat her up!

Yerathiel: The pink eyes ARE scary... and the red... and purple... and light green... AH! SporkS! I LOVE sporks! I'll join you!

DeRaNgEd TeEn: Lol! I had fun ruining Elrond's name... Fun fun fun!

Slina: Heh, thanks. Pink eyesscary :-P Thankies!