Melody walked gracefully along the lane. She saw her love, her TRUE love, Legolas. She ran to him; but before she could LEAP into his arms, he disappeared. "Legolas! Where are you? Come back!" She cried, her voice filling with fear.

"IIIIII SSSSEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYOOOOUUUUUUUUU"

Melody looked and saw the EYE!

"You are beautiful, Melody. Too beautiful. You will make a perfect wife for me." Sauron said.

"No! I love Legolas!" She screamed, "No other!"

"You WILL love me. You cannot have Legolas! I want you!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Melody bolted upright in her bed, her bed sheets covered in sweat.

"Was it only a dream?" She whispered, trembling, "It seems so real!"

Legolas burst into the room, "What happened, my lady! I felt Sauron's presence in Rivendell my lady!"

"He was here then…" Melody trembled, and ran into Legolas' arms. "Oh LEGGY! Protect me! Save me from him! He WANTS me!"

Legolas held her close and whispered soothing words in her ear.

"I LOVE you, my lady. I will let nothing happen to you, my lady."

"Really?" Melody gazed up into Legolas's blue orbs and sighed dramatically, and they kissed passionately under the moonlight.

The next day The Fellowship set out.

Melody was looking more stunning than ever, her beautiful flaming red hair put up in an exquisite bun, with stray hairs out of place here and there, making her look more beautiful. She was wearing Arwen's traveling gown, with 60 more packed on the carrying pony. She carried 3 feather pillows and anheavy, LARGE feathermattress for her to rest on at night.

Elrondo gave them all (except for Melody) a depressing speech about how they were all going to die. But to Melody he gave her more praise about how beautiful she was.

As they were about to leave, all the elves rushed and got her a horse. A stunning white horse, so beautiful that it shone. It was ALMOST as beautiful as Melody herself.

"My lady, you are as fair as Elbereth herself" Elrondond said, "Arwen, with a little persuasion from me, agreed that you could have her horse, Asfaloth."

"No I didn't Ada!" Arwen exclaimed selfishly, her voice sounding like a nails on a chalkboard, and her breath smelling like a skunk.

"Oh thank you Elrondio, Arwen! She exclaimed, her voice sounding like a soft summer breeze, and her breath smelling like rose."

"What about us?" Aragorn asked, "Don't WE get horses?"

"Of COURSE not, you imbecile!" Elroondel said, "This is a mission of secrecy! You cannot be prancing around on horses!"

"Then why does SHE get one?" Aragorn asked, very annoyed and glaring at the poor and innocent Melody.

"Because you DESERVES it, just as she diverse the new and Re-made Narsil and the Evenstar."

"I re-named Narsil too." Melody giggled, "I named it Pink Terror."

Aragorn had a look of horror on his ugly and dirty and sweaty face, "PINK TERROR! PINK TERROR! What kind of name is that for the sword of kings!"

"Silence! Pink Terror is the perfect name for this sword." Eolrond quickly came to Melody's defense.

"And look! I re-decorated it too!" Melody said, pulling out the sword. It has pink ribbons all over and buttons, and an occasional Barbie sticker here and there. It made Pink Terror look so much more beautiful; like Melody herself.

Aragorn screamed and attempted to pull out Melody's gorgeous red locks. Melody screamed and fell to the ground.

"LEGOLAS! HELP ME!" She cried, her voice ringing with fear.

"NEVER FEAR MY LADY!" Legolas said heroically, and pushed Aragorn aside, he fell to the ground and glared at the couple.

"Legolas," Melody breathed, "You SAVED me! I feel that our relationship is getting stronger! Oh I LOVE YOU!"

Legolas held her close and kissed her. Melody giggled.

The rest of the Fellowship (except for Aragorn, Merry, and Pippin) Aawweedd.

So they set off. Melody on Asfaloth, and the rest of the Fellowship on foot.

All of Melody's stuff (including her mattress and pillows) was divided up on Legolas, Aragorn, and Borimir, Legolas and Borimir, being the kind, loving men that they were, carried it cheerfully. But Aragorn, (who was carrying the mattress) rudely complained, and dropped it often, making it soiled. Melody shed many tears over this, only to be comforted by Legolas.

That night, when they set up for camp, and Melody's air mattress, silk sheets, feather pillows were set up, Legolas and Melody were cuddling.

"My lady," Borimir said, "You're voice is like the tinkling of a waterfall, you could sing for us?"

Melody giggled, "Of COURSE I will, Bori!" And she began to sing, in the most beautiful voice all of Middle-Earth has ever heard of:

So much for my happy ending Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let's talk this over It's not like we're dead

Was it something I did? Was it something You said?

Don't leave me hanging In a city so dead

Held up up so high On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it

And all the memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending

So much for my happy ending Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You've got your dumb friends I know what they say

They tell you I'm difficult But so are they

But they don't know me Do they even know you?

All the things you hide from me All the CENSORED that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew

And I thought we could be, You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it

And all the memories, so close to me, just fade away

All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

It's nice to know you were there Thanks for acting like you cared

And making me feel like I was the only one It's nice to know we had it all

Thanks for watching as I fall And letting me know we were done

You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it And all the memories, so close to me, just fade away

All this time you were pretending

So much for my happy ending Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it

And all the memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending

So much for my happy ending Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh... Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Melody finished with a whisper, and she started crying in Legolas' arms.

Tears ran down Legolas' cheeks, "That was beautiful, my lady!"

The whole Fellowship was crying, except for Merry, Pippin and Aragorn.

who only sat and stared in shock.

"That was the most awful song in all of Middle-Earth!" Pippin said, plugging his ears.

"Shut up, pipsqueak." Borimir said, glaring at Pippin.

Melody started crying even harder, and most of the Fellowship tried to comfort her in her time of grief.

A/n: Giggggggggglllleeee! This is my FAV chapter! Isn't it great? Especially because it has Avril in it! She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good! Giggle! But the question is: Why is Melody CRYING? Will Legolas comfort her? That's in my next chapter. Toodle-loo!

REAL A/N:

Oh my. This is very scary. Especailly the SONG! covers ears No offense to those who like Avril, but sheis my mortal enemy. But... yeah. Then why, you ask, do I even know the lyrics for this? Weeelll... I found it onthe internet! MWAH! btw.. Sorry I haven't updated in a while.. evil final school tests in such.. :P

DeRaNgEd TeEn: I'm soooo sorry! is ashamed. I hope you like all these misspellings of Elrond!

Southern Gaelic: YAY! -cheers for Gaelic and watches as Melody writhes in pain- YAY!

Elewythe: Wow.. you really love to change your name, don't you? Lol... I WANNA SPORK! -lunges at spork-