Chapter 7: A Beautiful Breakfast

"Legolas…" Melody whispered to Legolas after she had calmed down a bit.

"What is it, my beloved lady?"

"I have a… a… confession to make." Melody said, "I… used…. tooo…. love… another…" Melody threw herself into Legolas' arms and sobbed. Again.

"But… but… My lady! Do you love me?"

"Yes, Legolas, I do! I love you with ALL my HEART." Melody burst out.

"Oh my lady, lady lady lady lady, I love you no matter what has happened in the past. The past is in the past, and not the future."

"REALLY?" Melody gasped in delight. "Oh LEGOLAS! WE have a future together, DON'T WE?"

"Of COURSE, my lady." Legolas said, kissing her passionately.

Gandalf cried when he saw this: Again, Melody was TAKEN.

Later that night, Legolas lay next to Melody's mattress, (for he was not worthy of sleeping next to her) tossing and turning in his sleep.

The eye of Sauron looked at Legolas. Legolas looked at Sauron. They both looked at each other. The looked at each other in all lookedness.

"I SSEEEEE YOOOUUUU" Sauron said, "YOU ARE LEGOLAS OF THE WOODLAND RELM. YOU ARE THE ONE MELODY WANTS INSTEAD OF ME! GAH!

Then a vision appeared before Legolas, Melody, laying on a bed; DEAD. (A/N: GIGGLE! Just like Arwen in the mooovvviiee. Only prettier! Yay! Heheheh Teehehehe! Yay Melody!) Everyone weeping at her bedside. "No…" Legolas winced and covered his eyes. It didn't help.

"GIVE ME MELODY." Sauron commanded,

"NEVER!" Legolas cried.

"THEN SHE SHALL BE MINE OR DIE."

"No.. No.. NOOOOOO!" Legolas sat up, panting. It was just a dream. Just a dream. But what a horrible experience!

"Melody.." Legolas whispered, shaking her gently.

"Wha-What is it, my love?" She asked, rubbing her eyes sleepily.

"I-… I… I….I….I….I….I….I….I….I…I….I… (REAL A/N: JUST GET OUT WITH IT ALREADY!) I… I… I…." Legolas stammered, "I… I… I had a …. Bad…. Dream.."

Melody's face softened, "Oh, LEGGY. It was just a dream! Not real. A DREAM. Dream. Not. Real. Dream."

Legolas, at first was confused, but after Melody's gently smart words was comforted.

He went back to sleep.

The Fellowship all woke the next morning to see Melody making breakfast cheerfully.

"I made pancakes," Melody giggled, "And eggs! And sausages! And bacon!" She held up her frying pan; it was beautiful, just like her. The frying pan, was of course, a frying pan. But it was the most beautiful frying pan anyone had EVER SEEN! It was made of crystal and diamonds. And not a spot of grease was on it.

Everyone crowded around her, "Oh dear," She said, Snow White style, "Everyone! Make line! Go on!"

Everyone made a line.

Everyone dug in hungrily, except for Aragorn, who was a lazy butt and was last in line. But alas! Melody had taken the last portion! There was none left for the sucky Aragorn. All he had was moldy bread. But he was MEAN to her anyway, so she cared not.

After a WONDERFUL breakfast the Fellowship set out. The crossed endless plains and fields. But who really cares about that? Then they went to some random rocks and saw some weird crows. They all got scared and hid under a bush. But alas, Melody was NOT scared, for Legolas was with her, and would let nothing happen to her. While the stupid birds flew by, Melody and Legolas were MAKING OUT.. Ooooohhh! (A/N: GIGGLE! That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo romantic! HEHEH! Just like on FRIENDS and SEX AND THE CITY! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE those shows! They're soooo cool! I liked the 569th episode on Friends when Rachel dates that cutie! And that night they… Well… never mind)

Later that day, while Melody was stretching her legs, (the horse was following her, for it loved her so!) suddenly Melody gave a blood-curdling SCREAM!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"WHAT IS IT MY LADY!" Legolas cried, rushing to her side.

"It's an ANT! Oh LEGGY! SAVE ME!" Melody screamed.

Aragorn rolled his eyes, but of course, he did not understand what ants could do to poor, innocent she-elves.

"I'LL save you my lady!" Legolas said, stomping on the ant heroically.

"Oh my love! You SAVED me! AGAIN!" She flew into his arms and they kissed passionately. Again.

A/N: Ggiigigigigigigllee! I just loooovedddd this chapter! My fav.! It was so rad! And STOP trying to hurt Melody, you FIEENDDDSSS. Melody is SOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than ALL of you.

REAL A/N: OMGsh... I'm dieing.. My sister and I were SO hyper when we wrote this.. MWHAHA! It's sad.. Alot of... stammering and multiple vowels.. o.O Hehehe...

DeRaNgEd TeEn: LOL! Thanks.. I actually didn't notice that until you mention it.. Oh well! Oh.. and what, pray-tell, are Engrish T captions? -bounces- If they make Melody look more stupid I would be more than HAPPY to learn them!

ISpikedThePunch: ROFL! You sounded very English. :P I'm glad you thought it was bloody hilarious! Mwhahaha! -huggles-

Killer Fuzzy Bunny From Hell: Lol... Your username.. -snickers- I LOOVE killer fuzzy bunnys! They're sooo FUZZY! Mwhahaa... Anyway.. I NEVER knew that gandalf had an ARMY! -hides-

Allkai: Lol, it's SUPPOSED to be scary! Mwhaha..

Southern Gaelic: LOL! Sparklypoo.. sounds like something I would say.. -g- You know.. whenever I type in your sn on this.. I always want to write Southron Geolic or something.. sad huh? My memory is failing.. LEGOLAS SAVE ME! He can do ANYTHING you know.. Well.. except fly! -shoves Legolas off a cliff-
Legolas: AAAHHHHHH -splat-
Me: -g- See? No flying for Leggy!

Not-So-Girly-Hyper-Elf-Girl: WOW. Lol, I LOVE those slashes of Bill and Bill! -sighs dramitcally- NOT. Mwhahaha... Hannon le very much:P