Round and Round the Love Circle Again!
Rating-PG
Disclaimer- I don't own anything! Not Star Wars or any Elton John Songs.
Summary- The sequel to the Round and Round the Love Circle. Padme is in Lve with Obi, Obi is in love Anakin and Anakin is in love Padme. What will they do?
Once upon a time there where three people. Their names where Padme, Obi-wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker. Padme was happy. She was married to C-3P0. Obi was happy. He was training to become an awesome Jedi master. He was learning all kinds of awesome Jedi stunts. Anakin was happy. He was married to Sabe.
But one day something happened. Something bad happened. Something very bad happened. Something very, very bad happened! Something very, very, very bad happened!
The first thing that happened was Sabe committed suicide. That made Anakin not happy. Anakin got angry. Anakin blew up a building. The second bad thing that happened was that C-3PO was in the building Anakin blew up. That made Padme sad. Anakin got in trouble for blowing up a building. He was sent to see Master Yoda. The last bad thing that happened...wait that's not true, this is not the last bad thing that happens in the story... but the last bad thing in the beginning of the story...was well, the last bad thing that happened was when Anakin was in the Jedi temple Obi Wan saw him. Obi Wan had not seen Anakin since Yoda had given him the lecture about forgetting about guys and becoming an awesome Jedi master. Now when Obi-wan saw his former padawan he felt something...something he had not felt in a long time... a very long time...Obi-wan felt. Love... What could he possibly be thinking now?
Padawan. So long since I have seen you. Do you see me? I am an awesome Jedi now. I shall now do awesome Jedi stunts in hopes you will see me and think I, like my stunts, are awesome.
And Obi-wan did some awesome Jedi stunts in hopes Anakin would see him doing awesome Jedi stunts. Anakin did see Obi-wan doing awesome Jedi stunts.
There is my former master. He is doing awesome Jedi stunts. I wish I could do awesome Jedi stunts like Obi. But I had to give up on being a Jedi to marry Sabe. But Sabe killed herself. That stinks. I wonder why she killed herself? Oh well, I wonder what I should do now? I guess since I can't become a Jedi and do awesome Jedi stunts like Obi-wan does, I should get married again. But to who?
Anakin looked up. He saw Obi doing awesome Jedi stunts. But Anakin didn't care about the Wan Meister, no...he looked past Obi who was doing awesome Jedi stunts ( to impress him, but Ani didn't know this). Anakin saw a girl. She was clutching a gold robot arm and sobbing, but she was not just a girl; she was far too beautiful to be just a girl. She was an angel. And Anakin recognized her right away. Padme! His Padme.
How could I have forgotten about Padme? Anakin thought. I will marry her. She is much more pretty than Sabe.
"PADME!" Anakin yelled to call her to get her attention. Padme turned to look. She was very sad. She was clutching her dead husband's ,C-3P0, arm and sobbing. But when Padme turned to see who had called her name she saw Obi Wan training and doing awesome Jedi stunts. Padme took no notice of Little Ani.
Wow! Obi's doing awesome Jedi stunts! Padme thought Wan is uber cool. His is even more cool when he is doing awesome Jedi stunts! Oh, how could I ever fall for a metal droid when there a really living Obi Wan. And plus, C-3P0 could never do awesome Jedi stunts like Obi can! Oh, Obi Wan, my love for you is stronger than ever!
OK! So let's get this straight. Obi-Wan is doing awesome Jedi stunts trying to impress Anakin. Anakin notices that Obi is doing awesome Jedi stunts but he doesn't care because he is staring at Padme. Padme doesn't notice Anakin because she is starring at Obi doing his awesome Jedi stunts. And all at once:
"ANAKIN," Obi screamed.
"PADME,' Anakin scream again.
"OBI," Padme screamed.
And remember they all said this at once so it was quite a jumble of words.
"WHAT?" They all screamed
"I LOVE YOU ANAKIN!YOU STOLE MY SOUL WITH ONE GLANCE OF YOUR EYES," Obi stated. Boy, it felt good to let his feelings out!
"WHAT! EWWWW," Anakin said. He turned to Padme, " PADME, I LOVE YOU!" Anakin ran over to Padme and he kissed her. She pushed him away. Anakin smiled and said, "SOUL MEETS SOUL ON ONES LIPS!"
"WHAT! Ew, you gross little boy!" Padme turned to Obi Wan. " I LOVE YOU, OBI WAN. YOU ARE IN MY VERY SOUL!"
"WHAT!" Said Obi. Then Padme ran away. She was very sad that her Obi was in love with ANAKIN. She was also upset that Anakin was in love with her. He was a weird little boy! Then Anakin ran away. He was very upset that his Padme was in love with Obi-Wan. Anakin was also sad that Obi wan was in love with him. He thought that was very weird. The Obi went back to his Jedi temple. He no longer desired to do awesome Jedi stunts. Anakin was no longer around him so there was no one Obi wanted to do awesome Jedi stunts for. Obi was sad Anakin was in love with PADME! Obi was also upset that Padme was in love with him. He had no desire for her kind. And plus, Obi didn't want to perform awesome Jedi stunts for her.
When he got back to his room he sat down on his bed to think.
I have to do something to show Anakin that I'm the only one for him. That I CAN GIVE HIM MORE LOVE THAN ANY SENATOR! But what can I do? The only thing I'm good at is doing awesome Jedi stunts. And I tried that already... sure Anakin liked my awesome Jedi stunts but my awesome Jedi stunts didn't make him LOVE me. What can I do? THINK, OBI, THINK! Wait I know...
