A tale so epic, a story so funny... that to be fully appreciated, it needs 4 full chapters...
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CHAPTER 1: In Q server...
"Wow!" exclaims an amazed kite as he gazes on the Wonderfull "Q" server. "Wow." says Wiseman as he spies the scroll shop. "Wow..." say Mia & Elk as they see the plentful supply of aromatic grass. Just then, Wiseman goes over to the scroll shop, just to take a peek. OUT OF NOWHERE IN PARTICULAR, EXCEPT IF YOU LIVE IN THE FLOOR, a masked man grabs Wiseman's arm, and with a quick tug, they were both under the floorboards. "Serves him right" says Mia as she sniffs aromatic grass. What is that stuff you ask? You will soon find out!
CHAPTER 2: The underground circle
AS soon as Wiseman gets down there, he waves his wand in funky fashions and exclaims, "Lanceor Que... um... Lanceor Cque... grrr...Lanceor...Gu?" Finally, another masked man asks "Lanceor Ch?" "Ah, Yes!" says Wiseman. "Lanceor Ch!" All the enemys fall back in a wave. Feeling pretty confident, Wiseman walks away and through a door. Where he is gagged and mugged and brought as a supper for Magus. As the wavemaster is frozen with fright, just in the nick of time, kite appears! He screams "STACOTTO!" and jumps in the air, does a twirly dance, and stabs Magus. Piros then appears and yells" Ballerina Swirly Dance!" With a quick twirl of his axe, he chops off magus' head and dances on it. Just then, All three of the so far phases, skeith innus and magus combine into skeithinnusmagusman!
CHAPTER 3: The big battle
REcap- skeithinnusmagusman! skieth+innus+magus
"HOLD ON!" screams kite as he pulls out his cell phone and dials mistral.
in return he hears "Sorry can't help ya, i'm pregnant." on her answering machine.
Once again he dials a number.
"As short a flower pedal's life and a daffodils marrige and a blade of grass"
"Gardenia's busy too:( " Screams a now agravated kite.
"Only one more chance..." he gasps "...BLACKROSE!" quickly he enters (111)-111-1111
on his cell phone and hears a man's voice say!
"Hullo you have reached blackrose...is this kite? It's not what it sounds like"
Kite hangs up in utter disgust.
"I'm not sure...if what we're doing...is...is the right thing..." he sobs (
Just then, the "REAL" blackrose appears! "Sorry, kite, my dad was playing my account"
Still, kite doesn't trust her.
"Super-Duper-Flippy-Van-Basheroni!" She cries.
Skeithinnusmagusman dodges just as her pasta-sounding move crashes to the ground.
"I'm all out of ideas!" she yells
"There's only one thing to do..." says kite "...HELP!MOMMY!DADDY!GRANNY!HELP"
Just as he says that, Aura appears. She then kills skeithinnusmagusman.
"But,...why?" asks kite "You're not related to me"
"No, kite... I AM YOUR FA..AHEM..MOTHER!" she exclaims! Gasp!
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Screams
kite as he lets lose his "Super-duper-wide-range-beta-theta-data-drain" and ends this story.
or does it?
CHAPTER 4 : Conclusion
THe end...and about the aromatic grass...
(The scene changes to Mac anu)
" Mia?Elk? your under arrest!" proclaims an officer.
"But, why?" asks Mia "It's only aromatic grass"
"Hahahahahahahah!" yells the officer. " Every generation has a new name for Merijuana!"