Jessica: Thanks I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm glad to hear that about my style…blushes Thanks a million!

Katuko: lol? Not a LMAO? Or a LMFAO? Or even a LMMFAO? Maybe even ROTFALMMFAO? Just…LOL? Well thanks for reviewing! I think…

The Almighty J. T. Blade: I get what you mean about being stupid. That's why I called the insane society. They'll pick you up shortly! Anyway, yes it DOES get crazier from here so don't you worry! And yes…maybe zuko IS gay…wonders

Now ON with the story!

Meanwhile…

Below deck on Zuko's ship, Zuko himself came out in a black tux and nike sneakers. The lights on the cieling started flashing across the crowd of guards who were jumping up and down and waving their hands in the air.

"YEAH" One Guard screamed "MUSIC NIGHT ROCKS! I LOVE THIS! I LOVE BOB!"

"I LOVE YOU TOO ONE GUARD!"

Bob and One Guard left the ship right then and got married in Massachusetts.

"Hit the music, Uncle," Zuko said moon walking across the stage.

DJ Smack Daddy I.R.O.H throws on a record and turns the music all the way up. Zuko grabs the mic and sings:

I'm the kind of brotha
Who been doin' it my way
Gettin' my way for years
In my career
And every lover
In and out my life
I've hit, love and left the tears
Without a care
Until I met this girl who turned the tables around
She caught me by surprise
I never thought I'd be the one breaking down
I cant figure it out why

I'm so
Caught up
Got me feelin' it
Caught up
I don't know what it is
But it seems she's got me twisted
I'm so
Caught up
Got me feelin' it
Caught up!

He whirled around and did a split, ripping his pants. One of the guards jumped on stage and grabbed the mic.

"Sir," he announced, "we've spotted the Avatar."

"Great," Zuko said ripping his tux off "let's catch Kata--- I mean the Avatar!"

"Sir?"

"What," Zuko asked brushing back his err…hair.

"You don't have any underwear on."

Back on some random island…

Tsubasa's eyes eased open.

"Whe…where am I?"

"Your safe," A gentle voice said. It was Sokka.

"Sokka…?"

"It's ok, I'm here."

"Yeah," Aang said "but Katara isn't. Zhao captured her…we need to find her!"

"Well we would," Sokka said "if you'd stop stuffing yourself with those beans!"

"Yeah, those are my beans!"

"Hey, aren't you suppose to be the Author," Tsubasa asked.

"Yes."

"So why are you in the story?"

"BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! Anyway I dropped those beans when I stole Zuko's under…under…uhh…"

"Underwear," Tsubasa said.

"NO NOT HIS UNDERWEAR! HIS UNDERWATER CAPE!"

"…Underwater cape?"

"Yes. Yes exactly."

"Ooook. Anywho, we need to find this Katara or whoever. Who is she anyway?"

"MY SISTER I'M NOT DATING HER, SWEAR!"

"Ok, Sokka chill I was just wondering."

"…beeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaanssss," Aang said.

"We may have to do this without Aang," Sokka mumbled.

Zuko: You stole my underwear!

Me: Did not!

Zuko: Did too!

Aang: Beeeeeaaaaaannnnnnnsssss

Me: Give me those BACK!

Aang: Beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnsssss

Zuko: DID TOO! DID TOO DID TOO DID TOO!

Tsubasa: Will ya'll shut up, I'm trying to sleep!

Sokka: Since when did Avatar people say ya'll?

Me: Sometimes they do! Like in episode three when Zuko is lying about not finding the Avatar when he says "Just like you said the Avatar died a long time ago" his voice is country!

Zuko: No it ain't!

Bob: Hey you guys I was just letting you know that we're having a little get together at One Guard's apartment so if you would like, come over then that'd be just dainty, ok? Ok. Thaaaanks.

Me: Where did that come from?

Tsubasa: you.

Me: Oh…yeah. Hey Zuko guess what?

Zuko: WHAT?

Me: You're still not wearing any underwear.