YAY! CHAPTER THREE IS HERE! But first, some commentary from reviewers!

Katuko: Ahhh I look forward to writing the bold prints myself. Thanks for reading, and there where be some KataraXZuko sooner then you think. By the way I wasn't trying to mean about the LOL thing. So sorry if I offended you!

Nikki: YES BEANS DO GIVE YOU GAS! AND I LOVE USHER TOO! That's why I made Zuko sing it…he'll be doing other songs too. laughs manically

JT Almighty: If you haven't heard the song Caught Up LISTEN TO IT! Yes, he's rapping in the song scene. I know you're sane. But I'm not. It's a lot more fun when you're not totally there.

Meg: Sorry about that…I'm just trying to make it has stupid as possible. If you don't like that kind of stuff, then you don't have to read it.

Gold-sliver Dragoness: Hehe, glad you loved it so. ZUKO SHALL NEVER GET HIS UNDERWEAR BACK! IT'S MINE! MI--- ohh look a birdie!

Slyther: (throws brick at the random bystander who hit Slytheriness) TAKE THAT MORON!

Jessica: Bad girl reading fan fiction in the Library! You should be doing it while the teacher is talking, or when the hall monitor is being chased by an axe murderer and needs your help! Tisk, tisk, tisk…

Thanks to all who actually review! YOU GUYS ROCK MY SOCKS! Also, I don't mean to sound desperate (Zuko coughs loudly. I whack him on the head.) But take a look at Just a Legend and tell me what you think of it. I really want to make something of it.

Zuko: Yeah…you're desperate

Me: At least I don't have to watch my mom's workout video to have a---

Tsubasa: ON WITH THE STORY!

Chapter 3

On Zhao's Ship

Katara was struggling against the tight ropes that held her wrist.

"Tell us where the Avatar is," The guard demanded, "so we can sneak off to Zuko's ship and listen to DJ Smack Daddy I.R.O.H!"

"NEVER," Katara said, "As long as Aang is my friend I shall never tell you where he is! He is the Avatar the savior of the world…"

"Oh God," the guard groaned "we have a monolouger…"

Suddenly Zhao burst into the door with a towel wrapped around his waist.

"Ok," he shouted "who has taken my tickle-me-pink fuzzy G-string with the silky hearts on it?"

"…You where a G-string," Katara asked.

"Only when Zuko is approaching," Zhao answered.

"Why only when Zuko is approaching?"

"THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS! Who are you anyway?"

"Katara."
"KATARA? I wanted the Tsubasa not the do-right monologue queen of boredom!"

"Hey," Katara said "I DO NOT monologue! I speak out for those who can't speak about for themselves! I defend our nation and the wor---"

"HIT HER WITH THE HOSE," Zhao commanded. One of the guards unrolled the hose cord and hosed her down.

"Man all this talk about hose is making me feel very…manly. I wonder if I shout where my black leather dog chain underwear instead!"

"What's up with him and underwear…" the guard wondered allowed.

"It's cotton fresh," Zhao replied and skipped to his room. The guard died right on the spot.

"Ohh," Katara said breaking off his hand "MEAT! I mean…neat…"

On Appa

"So do you have any idea where your sister might be," Tsubasa asked.

"She might be with Zhao or Zuko," Sokka replied.

"Zuko," Tsubasa said gulping.

"Uh huh, why?"

"Ohhhhhhh…nothing…." Tsubasa said unconvincingly. Sokka stopped the bison in mid air.

"What," he asked seriously.

"Well…lets just we used to see each other and…"

"Yeeeeees?"

"…I was his girlfriend and…"

"YOU'RE STILL DATING HIM?"

"I'm his fiancée."

Sokka's jaw dropped. "Anything ELSE you'd like to share with me?"

"Yes actually. I'm a fire-bending princess and there's a fireball headed straight towards us. But it's too late now cause it's already hit us and we're falling from the sky…wheeeeeeee!"

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?"

"What do you mean," Tsubasa asked.

"I LO----" They hit the bow of the ship.

"You what," Tsubasa asked.

"Oh…never mind," Sokka grumbled.

(Me, Sokka, Tsubasa and Katara sitting in the movie theater)

Me: Poor Sokka!

Sokka: HEY! You're the one who brought this out on me!

Me: I know (laughs evilly)

Katara: (sniff) I just love romantic comedies!

Tsubasa: even when Zhao is talking about his fuzzy pink G-string?

Katara: That's the best part!

(Tsubasa scoots away from Katara. Zuko comes running up with extra large popcorn)

Zuko: What'd I miss?

Me: Nothing, except Katara taking a shower.

Zuko: I MISSED KATARA TAKING A SHOWER! NNNNNOOOOOO!

Me: Should I tell him?

Sokka: Nah…let him suffer.

Aang: beeeeeeeaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnssssssss