Thus I finally have time to update my perilous novel of love, destiny, and beans. But first reviewers comments since I care so much about them!

Zuko: You do? But I thought you said you were going kill them all…

Shoots Zuko in the head

Crazyloverofboys: Well…I guess I'm going to have to make it funnier so you will die. (Zuko grumbling in the background: Told you she wanted to kill them… Sokka: Yeah…we know)

Purple Moonshine: What's wrong with Zhao in a G-string? Huh? Can't a man show off a little of his piece of pride? …Ok yeah I'm going to burn myself for saying that.

Spleef: First lvoe, and now OMG. What does OMG stand for? Old Men Got it? Really now…Old Men don't Got it! Except Iroh…maybe…

Slyther: I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may do…I mean kiss…the bride!

JT: I don't fear your Fi-YAH! For I am a Fire Bender! (burns JT to a crisp) MUWAH HA HA HA!

Nikki: I have no idea what you were trying to say in your review so I'm just going to run that direction (runs from Nikki)

Everto: Yay! He won't sue me! (straps a grenade to his foot)

With that said and done, a few useless words from the Author! In a week or so I'm going on vacation, and in that time I'm going to be working on my article for the newspaper in our neighborhood, so I may not be updating as much! If you have any complaints, tell my news editor.

Zuko looked away from Katara at his uncle.

"Stay out of this, Uncle," he growled.

"He's not your Uncle he's Smack Daddy I.R.O.H," Katara said.

"You wanna go to my concert," Smack Daddy I.R.O.H asked. Katara nodded enthusiastically.

"But… I was gonna ask her to go to my concert! It's not fair! I'm telling mommy!" Zuko ran out of the room wailing like baby. BECAUSE HE IS ONE HA HA…ok shutting up now.

At DJ Smack Daddy I.R.O.H's Concert (Zuko's Ship)

"Katara," Zuko yelled over the music "there's something I have to tell you!"

"What," Katara asked.

"I love you," Zuko yelled.

"What?"

"I SAID I LOVE YOU!" At the moment Zuko said that the music stopped. Everyone stopped dancing and looked at him except for one guard who danced himself out the window and died a slow painful death.

"Did you say you loved her," one of the guards asked.

"No…I said…I like to move it! I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. You like to?"
"MOVE IT!" And suddenly the Move It Move It song was blaring over the speakers and everyone was dancing again. Zuko sighed and went to the bow of the ship, took out his guitar, and began singing.

She's blood, flesh and bone
no tucks or silicone
She's touch, smell, sight, taste and sound
but somehow I can't believe
that anything should happen
I know where I belong
and nothing's gonna happen, yeah.

Cause she's so high, high above me, she's so lovely.
She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite
Do, do, do, do do
She's so high, high above me.

"Oh Zuko!" Katara ran up to and threw her arms around him.

"I never thought you could sing that well," she said. "But now that I know you have a sexy voice, a rich Uncle, and a sweet guitar you have to know…I LOVE YOU TOO!"

"Really," Zuko asked.

"Yes…" they began closing in on a passionate possibly lead to 'in bed wrestling' when…

"Zuko!"

"Tsubasa!"

"Katara?"

"Sokka!"

"Prince Zuko?"

"Sokka!"

"Beeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnssss…"

"Tea anyone?" Everyone turned around and saw Iroh (not DJ Smack Daddy I.R.O.H) holding a try of tea.

"Sure, I'll have some," Tsubasa said. Thus, everyone gathered around and sipped on tea and played 21.

"Now," Iroh said after he won 45 games of 21 "we can all settle this in a organized manner…"

(5 Minutes later)

"DIE PRINCE ZUKO!" Sokka was sitting on Zuko's back pulling his leg back, Zuko was grabbing for Katara's butt, Katara was in Tsubasa's headlock, and Iroh was playing Momo at 21.

"Don't you think you could solve this?"

"…Who me? I'm the writer of course I can!"

"Then why don't you!"

"Because they must suffer!"

"Suffer, eh? Hmmm…"

"But you know what? I'll throw in something interesting…" Suddenly there was a loud bang. Everyone stopped what he or she were doing and turned around.

"Oh my God," Tsubasa said "it's…JERRY SPRINGER!"

Tsubasa: You brought Jerry Springer into this?

Me: It was either that or Zhou's G-string

Zuko: Oh, I have a G-string! Yeah, but I know how to wear them though…

Me: Unlike…?

Zuko: Zhou, duh! His butt can't even cover the string.

Me: Charming…

Tsubasa: You have a sick mind

Me: Yes, and you all get to be a part of it.