Disclaimer: Dont own Smallville or anything having to do with Superman! Just another one of my dreams crushed :-(

A/N:first fic ever to be posted. Came from a bad vacation experience, now on with it...

Chloe had awoken from a rather peaceful sleep. She got up to go to the bathroom. She went in the hall and noticed she wasn't alone. Since her dad was away on business, Lex said that she could call him if anything happened. She jetted back to her bedroom to grab her cell phone off its charger. She dialed Lex's number, shich she remembered by heart for cases like this.

Lex awoke from the shrill ringing of his cell phone. He checked the caller ID which read 'C Sullivan'. He answered with sarcasm, "Hello Chloe how may I help you?".

"Uh, hey Lex what's goin' on?" Chloe stuttered a bit.

"Well, I was watching the back of my eyelids, since it is three o'clock in the morning." Lex said groggily.

"Look Lex, there's no need for all the sarcasm. But I need you." Chloe said sheepishly. This got Lex's full attention.

"Um, ok Chloe what's wrong?" Lex voice showed full concern.

"I don't think I'm home alone, and my father's all the way in Metropolis so I don't think he would be of any help. So, can you just come over, please?"

"Alright Chloe, I'll be right over just don't leave your room." Lex instructed.

"Never mind Lex...hello?" Before Chloe could finish her statement Lex had already hung up. She assumed that he was already on his way.

Within in ten minutes Chloe heard rattling at the front door, then she heard foot steps coming up the stairs, then making their way towards her room. "Chloe?...Chloe, you in there?" she heard Lex call from outside her door. She let out a breath she hadn't realized she was holding.

"Yea Lex, I'm in here." Chloe called back. Lex opened the door to find Chloe sitting on her bed in a delectable red nightie. She had a deck of cards, playing solitaire.

"Chloe, what are you doing? I thought someone was here." Lex said clearly confused.

"About that...get it out."

Lex did not have any idea what she was talking about. "Get what out Chloe?"

"I don't know what to call it. I mean you know what it is, you're a guy. Now stop stalling and get it out already." Chloe was starting to get agitated. Lex didn't have the slightest clue as to what she was talking about. Then, it dawned on him, with Chloe sitting there in her little red nightie, which he was sure Gabe would not approve of. How could he not know what she was talking about. With that last thought Lex unzipped his pants and pulled out Lex jr. Chloe's eyes went wide, she was almost speechless. "Lex, I'd hate to ruin the moment but, what are you doing?" Chloe said breathy.

"I was taking it," Lex motioned toward his nether regions. "Out."

"I was talking about the bug that was in my room, but it went the hall, I tried to tell you but you kinda hung up, so I didn't get to tell you." Lex stood there with his mouth agape and Lex jr. standing half erect. He then took a moment to tuck himself back in and turned to leave. "Lex, where ya goin'?"

"I was going to go bury myself under a rock." Lex said sarcastically.

"I don't recall saying that you could put Lex jr. away. After all he did look kinda lonely." Chloe said seductively. Lex didn't so much as give what she said a second thought because he kicked off his pants and shoes and before they knew it they were going at it like bunnies.

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