Title: Admiring the View; Incriminating Evidence
Written: 7/6/05
Word Count: 100; 100
Rating: T; T
Notes: Non challenge random drabbles. Hakkai/Gojyo, Sanzo/Goku.
And
on a personal note, this will be the last chapter for this collection,
so keep your eyes peeled for even more insanity to come--just under a
different title.
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"Hey, Hakkai?"
"Mmmm?"
"I'm gonna go out tonight, wanna come with me?"
"Mmmm."
"Hakkai?"
Silence met his question, and Gojyo stuck his head in the bedroom. "'Kai?"
Laying across their bed on his stomach was Hakkai.
Looking at porn.
"Damn, 'Kai, are you really that hard up?"
The brunette looked up at the half-breed standing in shock at the doorway. "Oh, hello."
"Dude, should I leave or something?"
Hakkai laughed. "No, just admiring." He sighed, "Why do you think men find big breasts alluring?"
"I dunno, maybe better reproduction or somesuch."
"Mmmm."
"You think too much," Gojyo said, stealing a kiss.
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Sanzo knew something was up before his hand even touched the door.
He could hear the monkey rustling sheets around in their quarters. Goku had heard him coming down the hall and was hiding some incriminating evidence.
The door slid open and Goku jumped, smiling brightly at Sanzo. His hair was untider than usual, his clothes askew and his pants half-undone. "Sanzo!"
The blonde grabbed the monkey and sniffed. "You smell like sex."
Goku visibly paled.
"Where did you hide the magazine?"
Goku pointed to the bed, eyes downcast.
"Next time you get the urge, come find me," Sanzo declared, kissing Goku soundly.
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