Sailor Moonof sailor moon was sitting in her room eating a fruit cup, she was so into her eating that she didnt realize the dark figure hiding in the shadows.
"hello sailor moon" said the dark mysterious figure.
"hello tuxedo mask" said sailor moon.
"i want you bad sailor moon" said tuxedo mask
" i want you too" said sailor moon.
then sailor moon and tuxedo mask made sweet sweet love.
"blahhhgadsr" sailor moon puked.
"what wrong my sweet sweet love makin machien?"said tuxedo mask.
"i think i may be pregnant!" cried sailor moon.
"can we please name are son or daughter Reni?"asked tuxedo mask.
" hmm does it have to be so snooty? i was thinking we could name it draco or something."said sailor moon.
just then there was a blinding light and a vampire named DRACO MALFOY appeared out of thin air.
"muah ah ah ah i am DRACO MALFOY and i am going to kill you sailor moon!" yelled DRACO MALFOY
Then sailor moons blood was sucked from her fat pregnant body.
" i hate preganant lady's blood!" screamed DRACO MALFOY
"sailor mooooon!" yelled tuxedo mask." you bastard i hope you go to hell!"
" well technically i've already been to hell so really it just wont work out on going back." smirked DRACO MALFOY.
" hey ummm vampy poo?" asked tuxedo mask."would you like wanna go out with me sometime i mean since i lost my sweet sweet love makin machine i feel kinda lonely you know, so i thought you know YOU could be my lover."
"well i uh um i uh oh god i cant take it anymore!" screamed DRACO MALFOY.
DRACO MALFOY then took his arm and sucked his own blood. He was so terrified of having to look at tuxedo mask's face everyday that he killed himself.
"NOW I'LL NEVER GET ANYMORE SEX! " cried tuxedo mask.
tuxedo mask then jumped out of the window wich wasnt there so he technically ran into the wall but anyways, he ran out of the house and got ran over by a bus.
THE END