Kid: Huh…one review…Not surprised. This is outlandish even for an Alternate Universe fic. BUT if you ever get the time, check out Operation: Black Org Takedown, written by Heart of Perpetual Ice. Some of my storyline is featured. Especially when they get to England and Rome.

-Begin Chapter-

Saguru awoke with the buzz gone. He silently thanked God, but his nose perked at an unfamiliar smell…

Was someone cooking eggs and bacon?

And onions. Someone was making an omelet.

Mmm…omelet…

Ume's voice sang from the kitchen. "Daiquiri-san! Your breakfast!"

Saguru took a long time before recognizing his new name. When he did, he jumped in surprise, immediately dressed in his school uniform, and went downstairs to investigate why the messenger flower was in his house.

She was just folding the egg and sliding it onto the plate when she spotted and smiled at him. He nodded in acknowledgement, and took his breakfast, grateful he had time for breakfast.

She sat opposite him, violet eyes sparkling in admiration. "Daiquiri-san, you have a message from Vermouth-dono."

A forkful of the egg and its contents was shoved into the detective's mouth, who then listened intently to the blonde beauty.

"She says that there is some delay in your car, and the organization will be meeting at the Kid heist tonight. From there you, Jackal-dono, Vermouth-dono, Gin-dono, and Vodka-san will pick you up. Gin-dono and Vodka-san scare me, so I suggest travelling with your aunt."

Saguru nodded, understanding it completely.

And this was why he couldn't focus at school that day.

At break, he started to go through the plan in his head.

Aoko's angered squeals, Kuroba's constant chuckle and antics, it was all normal. That was until an unusual proposition.

He was sitting at his desk when he noticed someone bending in front of him. A female. Breasts were at eye level.

Mental shutdown. Reboot with last incoming data.

Saguru looked up. "Yes?"

Akako smiled. "Took you long enough…Mind if I sit?"

Saguru shook his head. "If you can find one, I don't mind."

Mental shutdown. Viral spread through the database.

Once again his mind rebooted to the situation. He was alone. In the classroom. With Akako. Who was currently straddling his lap and petting him like a pet.

"I gave up on being the thief's lady…Then I wondered why I wanted a thief when I had a knight?"

"Koizumi…"

A gentle finger was brought to his lips. "I want you as my own, Hakuba-kun…"

For a second he felt strange. Like Akako was casting a spell over him with her movements and words.

But then he shook his head and guided her off.

"Koizumi, I'm quite flattered. Truly. If I was any other man and the matters in my life were not as pressing as they are currently, I would be honored to be…yours. However, my father died two days ago, Koizumi. Give me few more days. I need to straighten matters up before I'm ready for such a commitment…"

However, before he realized it himself, Saguru was tilting his head to her and bending down, lips pressed together tightly, mouth opened as wide as it could be, tongue fighting the red-haired witch's, bodies pressed together mercilessly, slender fingers tangling in his hair.

And of course, Kaito ruined it. "Whoa…getting hot and heavy in here…but during break?"

Saguru let out a low growl before breaking away from the witch. HIS witch. Then he sat down, convincing himself and Kaito that they were just friends who got caught up in the heat of the moment. She was simply "comforting" him from the loss of his beloved family member.

None of them spoke of it during the day.

But that didn't mean that the boys didn't think about it. The heist, Kid got away, and Saguru's reaction times were shot.

At the bar, the Black Organization's Six Elite relaxed with their drinks of choice. That was when he brought up his incident.

Vermouth cheered. "Hallelujah! My nephew has FINALLY reached puberty!"

"Aunty…"

Tequila looked at Vermouth. "This is indeed a very serious situation, Vermouth. This 'Koizumi' girl could get too close to him."

Sakura's eyes followed onto the detective protectively. As if mentally claiming him for next year.

Saguru shuddered.

Gin spoke next. "I say Daiquiri goes for it. He's still a teenager and he can every so often use her if needed."

Saguru stood. "I must get going."

Vodka grabbed his arm through his inverness coat. "Where are you going?"

Saguru said with as much dignity he could muster, "I refuse to be with anyone who speaks about a young lady such as Koizumi like she was a tool."

And with that, he walked out of the bar and made a beeline.

Akako was the one who answered the banging at the door. Who in the hell would be coming to call at two in the morning?

Her eyes widened a little bit when she saw Saguru standing there. "Ha…"

"I want you too, Koizumi."

-End Chapter-

This chapter based on great fanart by Jen. Hakuba is watching Akako sleep in his Holmes outfit, brushing her hair from her face and she wrote at the bottom "I'll never let anyone steal you." Even to me that was sweet.

About Hakuba getting angry about Gin saying to use her…everyone knows Hakuba's the basic British gentleman to his female classmates, right? Right.

No, he didn't sleep with her that night, you perverts! (Mostly directed at HoPI, Jen, and…Ashley…BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS YOU STALKER! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU ASK ABOUT HAKUBA'S SECRET!)

Ashley…my coworker at the office. Swear she's stalking me…