Disclaimer: I do not own the song The Art of Losing or The Outsiders, the are owned by S.E Hinton and American Hi-Fi
Last call now I'm outta time
And I don't got no valentine
"Hey baby. Did it hurt?"
SLAP!
Steve let out a bit of laughter. Two-Bit rubbed his cheek.
"Man, I didn't even get the winning part out." He said. "Lookit, is it red?"
Steve shook his head. "Bud, that line never wins. And yeah, it's turning red."
Singled out, now I stand alone
The underdog in a modern world
Suburbia is hot tonight
But nothing seems to feel alright
I don't want your sympathy
"Man, you alright?" Steve looked over at Two-Bit.
"Yeah yeah."
I just need a little therapy
At least that's what they say to me
"Jesus Two-Bit. Quit flirtin'. You need some help."
Two-Bit stopped looking over at the blondes and laughed.
"That's what everyone says."
Hey ho let's go
I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
"Hey babe!" Two-Bit said putting his arms around a beautiful blonde.
"What are you trying?" The blonde asked angrily.
"Uh I ain't trying nothing. I always put my hands here." Two-Bit said grinning.
That earned him another slap.
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do
Steve started laughing.
"I think you should stop now, before so many girls slap you that your whole face turns red." Steve said grinning.
"Fuck you!" Two-Bit said with a laugh.
I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
"Come on Two-Bit, you oughta save some rejection for later."
"No way!"
It's the art of losing
"You're perfecting the art of losing." Steve shook his head.
Fit the mold and do what you're told
Get a job and start growing old
9 to 5 can make your dreams come true
"Get a job you bum!" Some Soc said to Two-Bit.
But I don't wanna be like you
"So I can look like you? Naw!"
I'm not cool and I'll never be
"Two-Bit, you're a loser." Steve pointed out.
"I know."
I break the rules and I guarantee
I don't want your sympathy
I just need a little therapy
At least that's what they say to me
"Come on Two-Bit, let's go!"
Hey ho let's go
I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do
"Two-Bit!" Steve sighed and followed him.
I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
It's the art of losing
"How can you handle this much rejection?"
"Like you said. It's the art of losing."
You call me a loser
Say I'm just a user
But I'll just keep on moving
Cause that's the art of losing
"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
SMACK! "Loser!" The girl said as she walked away.
"Art of losin' in action." Steve grinned.
Hey ho let's go
I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
One two fuck you
Don't tell me what to do I don't wanna be like you
Can't you see it's killing me
I'm my own worst enemy
Knock me down I'll keep on moving
It's the art of losing
"Man, now, I think it's time to go home Steve."
Wahhhooo (It's the art of losing)
Wahhhooo (It's the art of losing)
"You only say that 'cause every girl here has rejected you!"
We're the kids
We're the kids
"I'm still a kid, you are too, live a little Steve!"
We're the kids in America
We're the kids
Steve looked at Two-Bit and laughed.
"Sometimes you are way too much of a kid Two-Bit."
We're the kids
"It's better that way, ya have more fun, ain't that right Steve?"
We're the kids in America