How Do You Know You're Obsessed with Anime

This was inspired from Lady PhoenixDagger's 'You Know You're Too Much ofan Anime Otaku When...' I wrote this out of boredom since I can't seem to get to work on my other stories. But it doesn't mean I've given up on them...Yet... And I came up with 101 reasons because I liked using that number..

You can sing 'Movin' on Without You' and a medley of Utada Hikaru hits by memory, but you can't remember the last two lines of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'.

Same with the above quotation but you don't know any of 'I'm a Little Tea Pot'.

You have three cats that are black, white and gray that are named Luna, Artemis, and Diana respectively.

You charge your band director of Namekian abuse when he/she picks up a piccolo.

Same with the above quotation but with anyone else who picks one up.

You use your cell phone to open another dimension.

You hate Flay Allster with a passion.

You dye your hair silver and wear straight red and carry a sword around your waist everywhere you go and you don't wear shoes.

You call your friend that is basically your secretary or something like it George Saotome (or Botan or Ayame if your friend is a girl).

You try to ride around the house on an oar.

You talk to a seven foot suit of armor.

Your little brother is said seven foot suit of armor.

You have a metal arm and leg.

You're looking for the Philosopher's Stone.

You're shorter than your little brother.

You dye your hair blonde and wear it in a short braid in the back.

You transmute your metal limbs in battle.

You carry around a pocket watch that supposedly amplifies your alchemic reactions.

You claim to be a State Alchemist

Your friend's grandmother is shorter than you, and that's saying something because you're so short for your age it's stupidity itself.

You're a freak about anything mechanical.

You've memorized seven songs in Japanese but you don't remember what you read in your class novel three minutes ago.

You hate Kikyo with a passion.

You sign your name with the Japanese symbol for light.

You have more than twenty bishies.

You swing a giant boomerang at anyone you don't like.

You search your entire neighborhood for you missing, two-tailed demon cat.

You learned the ki techniques of Master Yoh Sen-Kai.

It only took you a matter of seconds to learn the Kamehameha wave.

You ask all the girls in your school if they would bear your children.

You can dance like a j-pop artist but can't do the Hokey-pokey.

Your dog's name is Lum respectively.

You can translate entire manga libraries from Japanese to English in a day but you don't know what 'si' means in Spanish.

Your bird is named 'Togepi' respectively.

You have a voodoo doll of Kagome.

You literally argued with the TV for hours after the last episode of Dragonball GT.

You thought Dragonball GT was an insult to Toriyama Akira.

You sing 'Kimi Sae Ireba' at a choir competition and for a concert.

Same with the above quotation except you sing 'Sakura Saku'.

You think the Japanese symbol for 'bad' is sexy.

You wish to marry the Japanese voice actor of your favorite bishie.

You're trapped inside a mass-multiplayer video game on your computer.

You have a pet grunty.

You do a slideshow report on Feudal Japan.

Your first born son is named 'Tatsuya' respectively.

You have a pet carrot-nosed dog-insect thingy.

You've blown up an entire city block and an arcade.

You're searching for the 'Sunflower Samurai'.

You're a girl with a guy's name.

You're an expert hacker.

You're a bounty hunter.

You're a ten year old teaching a junior high class.

Akamatsu Ken is your mentor.

You hate Kouga with a passion.

You hold a j-pop concert in your neighborhood.

You swing around a sword and call your best friend Goten.

Same with the above quotation except you call him Sano.

You let your hair grow extremely long, straighten it (if it isn't naturally straight), and dye it pink.

You dye your hair light blue and wear a pink kimono.

You have a voodoo doll of Keiko.

You think the Chinese dish 'Swallow's Nest' is a bunch of cooked swallows.

You title your fan fictions after j-pop songs respectively.

You curse Cartoon Network for only showing your favorite anime one night a week. (I mean literally put a curse on them.)

Same with the above quotation except you curse them because they dropped your favorite anime.

No one will play frisbee with you because you yell 'Destructo Disc' whenever you toss the frisbee.

You curse your cable/satellite company for making Anime Network a subscription channel.

You get a shirt that says 'I'm looking for a Japanese boyfriend' on it.

Same with the above quotation except it has girlfriend instead of boyfriend.

You parade around the neighborhood giving the peace sign chanting 'Love and Peace!'.

You torture the anime characters you hate with a passion in your fan fictions.

You have a heart attack when you find chopsticks that are standing upright in a rice bowl.

Everything you learned how to say in Japanese you learned from issues of Shonen Jump Magazine.

You walk around your town saying to random people, "Name's Hikaru. Don't wear it out!"

Same with the above quotation but with any Japanese given name.

You curse your older brother for getting the latest J-pop cd from your favorite band before you do.

Your skin is an unnatural color like green.

You turn your favorite anime into an official religion.

You have a cross shaped scar on you cheek.

You've mastered a sword technique but you can't handle a kitchen knife properly.

You wear the symbol for bad on your jacket everywhere you go.

Even though you are a kid you insist that you aren't.

You wear mini skirts over jeans to school.

You have a pair of golden roller blades and a matching baseball bat.

You storm your enemy at school, whom you believe is a demon, and attack him/her with the spirit gun.

Your wardrobe consists of high heels and mini skirts.

You dye your hair red and wear green contact lenses.

Whenever you cry, your tears turn into crystals.

You're a snotty perfectionist always getting on your delinquent boyfriend's case, knowing that your bitching will never work on him.

You're a redhead goon constantly hounding a poor innocent girl who hates you with every fiber of her being.

You cried out of happiness and sorrow after the last episode of Gundam Seed.

You have your cat's vet surgically add a second tail to him/her.

You travel the world in search of martial arts opponents.

You let your hair grow out, dye it red, and carry around a reversed blade sword.

The media library on your computer consists of nothing but j-pop.

You think the singer of the original version of 'Freckles' sounds like the voice actress for Pippi Longstocking.

You understood the above quotation.

You actually downloaded the original Japanese version of 'Freckles'.

You can't stop listening to 'New World' by Round Table because it's too damn much fun!

You like Kuzzey from Gundam Seed only because his name is fun to say.

Same with the above quotation except it applies to any character in anime.

You wear hakama pants and say 'ye' all the time.

I hope you liked this. And just so you know, I was listening to all of the above mentioned songs while writing this. Ja ne!