Holy Crap!

Chapter 4

Sugar Rush! I'm very hyper when I'm writing this, so there's going to be stupid meaningless crap in this chapter. It's from that giant pizza sized cookie I made last night. And this chapter almost has nothing to do with the title holy crap! Except You probably think that's what this story is. A bunch of crap. We'll get to that crap later. I love that word. Crap. Is crap in the dictionary? I'll have to find out. Later. Now, I must write.

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4 dressed as a girl. Big crash. Food every where. Self explanatory.

4 ran to the mess and looked to see if anything survived. Yep. A can of lemonade, and bowl of rice was left mysteriously unspoiled. He took it over to 3 and set it on her table. She opened her eyes and looked over at 4. In one hand he had the can, in the other the bowl and in his mouth two chopsticks. "This is all that survived." 4 said opening the can of lemonade. "That's very nice of you to give this to me." she said. "Don't mention it." he replied. "But right now, I've go a huge mess to clean." "I'll help." 3 said. "Um, thank you but, I can clean it." "I insist." And at that moment the plane jerked and started diving to the sea. "What was that?" 3 asked. "I dunno." The two ran to the big mess. "We've got a little problem. The cart is blocking the door to the pilots seat." 3 said. "Darn you food cart!" 4 said kicking it. He kicked it out of the way, but the pilots door was locked. "Now what?" 4 asked. "We use your butt." she replied. "What?"

"AHHHH! OW! MY BUTT!" They broke in and saw the pilot jumped out the window. Into the ocean. With all the sharks. And deadly fish. He was falling and laughing his head off. "Who would jump out the window like that?" 3 asked. "Simple. An Idiot." "Okay miss flight assistant. Go fly the plane." "What?" "Flight assistants should know how to fly planes. So go on, fly it." "Um..." 4's heart was beating hard for he knew, If he didn't stop the plane they'd all die. not that he cared about those people. He only cared about 3, and himself. "I don't know what I'm doing!" 4 shouted as he pulled back on the control. the plane jerked again and the were flying strait up. "Where's 2 when you need him?" He pushed up on the controls and was flying strait again.

"Okay. Now that that's done, which way is Japan?" "West." "What do you mean west? Are we going west? Which way is west?" Slap! "Snap out of it and calm down." "Where are we going!" 4 yelled jerking the plane left and right. "WERE ALL GUNNA DIE!"4 shouted and moved the plane strait down again. "That helped." "AHHHHHH!" The two of them shouted as they held each other. 4 was enjoying it. "Don't worry I'm a doctor!" A passenger ran in shouting. "Okay, that's cool but were not gunna need a doctor when were dead!" So now the three were screaming and the passengers were screaming, and the weird sasquatch in the back was screaming, and the hobo in the cargo hold was screaming, and the pilot being eaten by sharks was screaming, as the plane dived into the ground and exploded. Wait. Ground? They made it! Only, they exploded. By the power of God, they made it to Japan in only a few hours. Still, they exploded. Yep. They're all dead. Or are they?

"AHHHHH!" 4 continued to scream holding onto 3. "You can be quiet now. Were alive." she said. "Oh, okay. Hey! Were in Japan!" "Yes, were in Japan. We crashed in Tokyo it looks like." "Kuki! Are you alright?" Her parents yelled running to her. "I'm fine." "Ya, I'm fine too."4 said. Her parents picked her up. "I'm so glad your okay. It would be devastating for you to die just before your wedding. Now lets get your luggage and find a hotel." "Ya. I'm fine too! Don't you care 'bout me?" And the family walked off to the cargo hold. "Guess not."

3 opened the cargo hold and a smelly hobo walked out. "Are we in Canada yet?" "Hi mister Hobo man. Your in Japan." "Oh. I wanna ride a moose! Moosey moosey moosey!" he screamed and ran off.

horray for the crap hobo man! I hope he gets to ride his crap moose. More crap later. Now I must see if crap is in the crap dictionary. See you in the crap next chapter. Crap!