Holy Crap!
Chapter 6
Weee! I got more reviews! You all rock! I'm sorry for a long wait, but i've been helping my mother ripp of the wall papar from the kitchen, dining room, living room, stair hallway, and the hall way up stairs. Lots of work! Now for a softer not as funny chapter. Kinda' short to i'm sorry to say.
"Go to church Kuki." her mother said. "Why?" "I want you to go to reconciliation. I want you to be sin free when you get married. It's always been a good omen in our family. So go. Me and your father will be here with the wedding dress guy to look at decorations and stuff." So 3 changed back into her normal cloths and walked off.
"Can ya wait one second? I'll be right back." 4 said and ran to the bathroom. He pulled out a plunger used it to get the real guy out of the toilet. He dragged him over to the parents and stood him up.
"I want you to meet my assistant. He's new here. He's gunna help ya while I go to the store." "But he's naked." "Yes. He is." 4 said and ran out of the store, and followed 3 to the church.
He snuck through the big doors of the church and into the back, were there was a priest. "Mister priest? I'm blind so can you show me the way to the bathroom?" "Of corse little boy right this way." he said and led him to the bathroom. "Your outfit is really soft. can I try it on?" "Sure." He said. and while 4 was changing into the priest outfit, he threw him out the window. "Please forgive me father. This is an emergency!"4 said to him. "May God be with you." he said. "Yes, and may God heal your broken neck." 4 said running off.
"Hello? Father? Are you there?" 3 was asking knocking on the ministry door. "Yes, yes i'm here." he said opening the door. "Father, I'm her for reconciliation." "Well then let's sit down, shall we?" they sat and 3 broke into tears. "What's the matter?" 4 asked. "I'm getting married." "Yes, you should be happy." "No, I shouldn't. I'm getting married to some one I've probably never met or knew existed. My parents are forcing me even though I'm already in love with some one else." "Do your parents know about him?" 4 asked wiping her tears away. "Yes. I talk about him all the time. My parents don't like the way he his though, after I describe him." "Well, I suggest you put all your faith in God. He'll make sure your happy, one way or another. God would only let an evil in the world if something good comes from it." 3 She smiled, and stopped crying. "That's exactly what I told my friend. And for some reason everywhere I go, I see him." "Really? You just miss him that's all." "Ya, that could be it." "Well, I want you to say an Our Father and two Hail Mary's. Your sins are forgiven in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." "Amen." 3 said and walked off joyfully. "Did I do that?" 4 asked confused.
3 stuck her head through the door and asked, "Mister Priest? I was wondering if you would like to be our priest at my wedding?" he flashed her an evil grin. "It would be an honor." and so she smiled and went on her way.
The reason 4's following 3, I'm sure your wondering, is because he doesn't want to get lost. The last thing anyone like him would want is to get lost in a country where you have no idea where you are or speak the language. That sucks. I know there are no catholic churches in Japan, but you can use your imagination can't you?