Holy Crap!

Chapter 7

I thought i'd start chapter 7 differerntly

Me: Hey! Chapta 7 chapta 7! and yes I have been watching way too much Invader Zim!

4:The poor girl's goin crazy.

Me:Crazy for bacon!

4:Ya bacon rocks!

Me: Bacon bacon bacon.

4: ... alrighty then. Well she doesn't own KND, so don't sue her.

Me: Bacon bacon bacon.

4: KND would be a way different place if she controlled it.

Me: It'd be full of bacon! on wit the story! Ya! Chapta 7!

"Mr. Priest? Why are you here?"3 asked. "Um... well, funny story. I heard this place was possesed by an evil spirit so I'm, ...um ...purifying it. You know, making it... not evil." 4 said standing in the door way of the wedding store. "Okay. You can take a seat and help us pick out stuff for the big day!" her mother pointed to a chair. He walked over and sat. "So anyway," she began, "This naked guy said potatoes were the ideal food for us to have at the party." 4 rolled his eyes and walked over to him. "What's your favorite food?" "Duhhh Po-ta-toes." "Uhu. Right. And what's your name?" "Blah ha ha! Potatoes!" "Sure. And six plus seven equals?" "Blah cheeeeeesey potatoe!" 4 sighed and turned to the parents. "You got a lotta of work ta do."

"Well, we'll just look through these magazines here." the mother said picking up a magizine. "Ya, and I'll... try to make this guy smarter." 4 said turning to the naked clerk. " Okay, ya name is Booger Snot, and ya live in da magical city of Poop, There It Is." 4 laughed. "Okay, okay. Your girl friend's name is Yuck Yuck and she lives in da magical village of Darn You, Underwear!" he laughed. "Your trying to make him smarter, not stupid!" "I don't think he can get much stupider." "That's mean!" "Don't worry, I don't think he can comprehend what i'm saying anyway." "Never mind, let's just continue." the mother inturupted.

"So we're having a blue wedding correct?" "No mother. We're having a black and white wedding to match my dress." "You mean this wedding dress?" 4 asked holding the dress all ripped up. "My dress!" 3 shouted. "Looks like you don't have a dress. So now you have to cancle the wedding. Darn it. I was so exited too." 4 said sacasticly. "Well we are in the wedding store still." "Oh. Forgot 'bout dat."

"Mother," 3 started to say with a sad face, "I would like to have a green and orenge wedding." 4 froze. "Why green and orenge?" she asked. "Because, my friend in America used to wear orenge alot. It'll remind me of him and me together." she said looking away. She got up and looked at the different colored dresses on the racks. The others just watched. "You must have realy liked this guy." her mother said. She ignored her and pulled out a dress. "I like this one." she said quietly, and silently fell on her knees crying. "What's the matter?" 4 and the mother asked running up to 3 to comfort her. At first she didn't answer. She just shut her eyes and cryed. Then shouted, "I'm in love with Wallabe Beetles! Not Some kid who's last name is Kid, that I don't even know! I know Wally, and I know he would want me to do what makes me happy! And this isn't making me happy!" again, 4 froze, and felt like he was gunna faint. "Y-you love me? I mean, him?" he asked. "Yes, I do." she said lowering her head and cryed again. He looked up at the mother who looked furious. "How can you be in love with that idiot Australian!" she said. "you always say he's mean to you, and isn't to bright." "He is, but at other times he's so sweet, and nice, and knows just what to say." she managed to choke out while tears flooded her eyes. 4 looked like he was going to join in on the crying, but pushed the feeling away. "Your getting married to Mr.Kid, and that's final!" her mother shouted. 3 calmed down alittle after 4 gave her a hug but still asked, "Can I have my wedding in green and orenge, mother?" she sighed and answered, "If it'll make you feel better."