OK first of all this is a fan fic about what happens when Hiei is extremely hyper! It's in some random house with lots of people because I can do that! So don't get confused when random people just pop up!
OK Disclaimer time! But because Koi hates disclaimers we'll get someone else to do it!
Random Person walking.
Me—YOU!
RP—MEE?
ME—YES!
RP—NO I HAVE TO GO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND! LEAVE ME ALONE! (runs away)
Me--… wow ok that was weird
Koi—yeah you write creepy stuff
Me—yeah… anyway we will get Hiei to do the disclaimer!
Hiei—noooooo!
Koi—pwease?
Hiei—ok fine b that way! God your so mean! Ok these insane crazy people do not own, thank god, Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, or Rurouni Kenshin!
Koi—yay start the fan fic!
Me—(sleeping) zzzzz
Koi—SMACK! WAKE UP BAKA!
Me—Ow fine b that way!
Hyper Hiei!
Random House (ha see I told u it was random!)
5:00 am Hiei's Bedroom
Hiei is lying on his bed completely asleep still grasping his katana (Koi—Whooo! KATANA! WOW HES SO SEXY W/ A KATANA!)Suddenly the wind rustles the bushes. Hiei's ears immediately twitch at the sound…
Hiei- Immediately wakes up and runs outside YAHHHHH! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ! Starts pummeling bushes w/ katana (Koi—Whooooooo! SEXY KATANA!)
Yusuke suddenly wakes up and starts running around the house screaming:
Yusuke—OMG OMG OMG! AHHHHHHHHHH! HIEI HAS GONE BAD AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHH! Trips over Kuwabara.
Kuwabara—NOOOOO! NOT THE PINK MONKEY! AHHHH! Yusuke and Kuwabara continue to run around screaming like idiots…Hiei suddenly emerges from the "deadly" mangled bushes.
Bushes—owwwwwwwwwww! (A/N—the bushes do not actually talk I'm just feeling hyper!)
Hiei—OMG! There was like this like thing like outside and it like made the bushes like rustle and I like killed it (giggles girly)
Yusuke/Kuwabara—o.O
Botan—(very sleepy) what the hell are you guys doing?
Yusuke—(trying to remember) ummmmmm… I don't kno!
Botan—(now very sleepy and angry) OMG! DO U KNO WAT TIME IT IS? DO U KNO HOW MUCH NOISE U BITCHES ARE MAKING? FUCK YOU ALL!
Yusuke/Kuwabara/Hiei—o.O o.O o.O
Botan flicks them off then goes back to bed.
Yusuke—Wow…
Kuwabara—(clinging to Hiei) Mommy I'm scared!
Yusuke/Hiei—o.O o.O
Hiei—OK this is way too wrong…
Koi (a.k.a. DarkAssasin92)—(sleepy) jeez what are you guys do----------- OMG HIEI! I THOUGHT U WERE MINE! Starts crying and runs back to bed.
Hiei—yay shes finally left me! Now… get off my leg!
Kuwabara—b-b-b-b-b-b-but I was scared…
BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA OK IM GOING TO END IT HERE FOR TDAY SO BYE YALL! WHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEEEEEE I CANT LOCK DOORS!
FIN
Later………
Koi—amanda you idiot! Reads fanfic I would never leave my Hiei—my koibito!
Hiei—dammit…-.-
Me—did you just say lover? o.O (koibito means lover in Japanese for all you people who were WAY to stupid to figure it out!)