Random Events from the Shaman King Dub

Chapter Two

Lyserg Joins the X-Laws and other X-Laws Fantasies

By: Eliv

Since the dub version of Shaman King made Ren a Chinese person with a British accent and Ryu an Italian person, this Random Event will have Marco as a Jamaican person and Lyserg as a Scottish person. Please don't flame me for this. It has a great impact on the plot. Thank You and Please Enjoy! ^_^

Marco: *to Lyserg* Oh! You wanna join the X-Laws man!

Lyserg: Aye! See me bagpipe? *points to bagpipe* MORPHIN IN BAGPIPE! OVERSOUL!!!!!!!!! *plays bagpipe like a pro*

Marco: That be nice man… but dreadlocks are required man! *points to his hair*

(A/N: Marco with dreadlocks??? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)

Lyserg: *plays a note flat* WHAT????!!!!!!!!!

Marco: That be an easy solution man! We just go to me hairstylist!

Lyserg: But… but… IT WON'T MATCH MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!! T_T

Marco: Nonsense man! *takes Lyserg to his hairstylist*

*later*

Lyserg: …

Marco: Wow! You look good man!

Dog walking down the street: *pees on himself*

Old Lady: *have heart attack*

Gay person: *becomes straight*

Lyserg: Yah right…

Marco: Now you may join the X-Laws man!!!!

Lyserg: ^_^ Did ye 'ear that Morphin?

Morphin: ^_^

Marco: Let's go to headquarters man!!

Kana: Hanagumi attack!!!!!!!

Matti: Ikuyou! Jack!!!!

Mari: Mari… feels like killing…

Lyserg: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A RABID PUMPKIN!!!!!

Marco: Stand back man! Wait for the orders!

*X-Laws turn to the Iron Maiden*

Jeanne: We must defend against them.

Marco: PLEASE PICK ME MAN! ME MAN!!!

Jeanne: Go Marco!

Marco: *gets down on all fours and dives at the Hanagumi* ROAR!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Jeanne: Marco! Dance!!!

Marco: *gets back on his feet and is suddenly in a pink tutu* La dee da dee da!! La la la laaaaaa!!!!!

Kana/Mari/Matti: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR EYES!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BURNING!!!!!!!!! BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away in fear*

Jeanne: Marco. Return.

Marco: *stops dancing and runs back to the rest of the X-Laws still in his pink tutu*

Lyserg: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ME EYES!!!!!!!

Jeanne: Marco, please change out of that tutu.

Marco: Awww… man! It makes me look slimmer man!

Jeanne: Go Lyserg.

Lyserg: *hesitantly approaches Marco*

Jeanne: Lyserg. But his X-Laws suit on him.

Lyserg: *holding suit* ………………………………..................................

Marco: I'm a pretty, pretty princess! I'm so beautifuuuuuuuuullllllllll!!!!!! … man!

Lyserg: Marco-san… please put this on…

Marco: *hisses* NEVER!!!!!!!!!

Lyserg: Please Marco-san…

Marco: *doing ballet* LA DEE DA DEE DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Lyserg: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Jeanne-sama, do I have too?

Jeanne: Do you want to be looking at him… with a tutu for the rest of the day??

Lyserg: yah.. You got a point there.

Rest of the X-Laws: HURRY UP LYSERG!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyserg: Uhh… me no touchy scary person. *light flashes on top of his head* WOW! WHERE DID THAT LIGHTBULB COME FROM???

Rest of X-Laws: ???

Lyserg: Me know solution! *takes a 'censored' sign from out of his pocket* *stretches it out so that it fits over Marco* There!

Everyone: Ahh…

Marco: LA DEE DA DEE DAAAAAAA~!!!!!!!

Opacho: Hao-sama. X-Laws won again.

Hao: It's that Marco! He's too strong!!!!!!!!!!!! And that Jeanne person! She's too good of a trainer!

Opacho: Marco no dance without tutu.

Hao: That's right!!!!!!!!! If we take away his tutu he can't dance and then the Hanagumi can infiltrate the X-Laws' base! Opacho, go get the tutu.

Opacho: T_T Opacho scared…

Hao: Oh okay Opacho. You can stay here with me. I'll send someone else to do it.

Opacho: ^_^

Hao: Zinc! Go get Marco's tutu.

Zinc: Why me????????

Hao: Because I said so.

Zinc: But -

Hao: No buts or I'll feed you to my bunny!

Zinc: Your bunny?

Hao: *snaps fingers* *a small white bunny comes and sits on Hao's lap*

Zinc: *trying not to laugh* That's your bunny?

Hao: *snaps fingers again* Go Bunny!

Bunny: Z_Z

Zinc: *trying really hard not to laugh*

Hao: *evil grin* Bunny! Dinner time!!

Bunny: *opens eyes* Yummy.

Zinc: Aww. What's the wikkle bunny gonna do to big ol' Zincy?

Bunny: Hiss.

Zinc: Aww! It's purring!!!!

Bunny: *eat Zinc* ^_^

Hao: I told him so.

Opacho: ^_^;;;

That was the end of the chappie! The End and I hope you liked it! Read and Review please!!!!!!!!