once upon a time, there was a little girl called Cinderumplestiltskin.
and she was SO sad, bcuz her boyfriend, prince ugly, had an affair with Cinderella AND Rumplestiltskin! and her friend, the frog princess, told her to dump prince ugly, because, well...he was ugly!
so she went 4 a walk in the forest and she met one of the 21 dwarves!
and the dwarf was named spunky (he was kicked out of the posse 4 having an affair with snow white)
And spunky the dwarf told Cinderrumplestiltskin that affairs were fun AND THEN cinderrumplestiltskin disagreed and threw him in a swamp THEN Prince Charming and Prince Ugly team up!
YES!
Cinderella and Snow White both dumped him bcuz he was dating both of them!
and he married both of them!
And then they both slapped him and threw him in the swamp with Spunky the Dwarf Sleeping Beauty is still oblivious, tho They felt sorry for her, but didn't tell her cuz they thought it was funny Then they found out a guy named Eric and a girl named Ariel with abnormal red hair and scales lived in the swamp!
And Snow white thought Eric was hot, so she kissed him behind Ariel's back.
and a woman started to sing. badly.
this is what she said shall we dance? on a brite cloud cloud of music shall we fly!( and break our necks)
shall we sore, then talk to eachother and eat pumpkin puffs forever lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
so they pushed the singer into the swamp too Then, a girl was SO crazy, she jumped off a waterfall! and lived! amazing!
that really is amazing! and ariel decided to swim up the waterfall, like a salmon (i guess suicide doesnt work for her)
but instead she fell into the swamp AND THEN a girl was being attacked by a centaur!
and a prince-charming-wannabe saved her! but harry potter jumped in to save the day before princecharming could!
and prince charming said yo playa! stop messin' up my territory!
and harry potter pointed his wand at prince charming and prince charming blew up like a guinea pig!
and prince ugly was got a nosebleed in the middle of the nite and choked on his own blood. he died, painlessly, in his sleep and cinderrumplestiltskin was sad because she wanted his death to be painful so she dug up his dead body and threw it in the swamp, and ariel kept it 4 decoration but eric didnt like that, so he divorced her and married sleeping beauty, who still thinks prince charming's alive silly sleeping beauty so then...spunky the dwarf's brother, stupid the dwarf came and started talking to everyone only they all hated him cuz he was really stupid so they threw him in the swamp too hello?
and then, spunky and stupid drowned in their own vomit stupid spunky and stupid bcuz they ate hot dogs made of frog princes and princesses poor frog princess and then.
Joey the rainbow pony came back from the moon and told every1 2 b happy and cindy didnt like joey, so she locked him up in a stall but poor joey, he had a crush on sleeping beauty but she wouldn't look at him because she still thought prince charming was alive but joey escaped on a rainbow that led bak 2 the moon and that is y, in this day and age, there r no more rainbow ponies ah, i understand!
and she was SO sad, bcuz her boyfriend, prince ugly, had an affair with Cinderella AND Rumplestiltskin! and her friend, the frog princess, told her to dump prince ugly, because, well...he was ugly!
so she went 4 a walk in the forest and she met one of the 21 dwarves!
and the dwarf was named spunky (he was kicked out of the posse 4 having an affair with snow white)
And spunky the dwarf told Cinderrumplestiltskin that affairs were fun AND THEN cinderrumplestiltskin disagreed and threw him in a swamp THEN Prince Charming and Prince Ugly team up!
YES!
Cinderella and Snow White both dumped him bcuz he was dating both of them!
and he married both of them!
And then they both slapped him and threw him in the swamp with Spunky the Dwarf Sleeping Beauty is still oblivious, tho They felt sorry for her, but didn't tell her cuz they thought it was funny Then they found out a guy named Eric and a girl named Ariel with abnormal red hair and scales lived in the swamp!
And Snow white thought Eric was hot, so she kissed him behind Ariel's back.
and a woman started to sing. badly.
this is what she said shall we dance? on a brite cloud cloud of music shall we fly!( and break our necks)
shall we sore, then talk to eachother and eat pumpkin puffs forever lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
so they pushed the singer into the swamp too Then, a girl was SO crazy, she jumped off a waterfall! and lived! amazing!
that really is amazing! and ariel decided to swim up the waterfall, like a salmon (i guess suicide doesnt work for her)
but instead she fell into the swamp AND THEN a girl was being attacked by a centaur!
and a prince-charming-wannabe saved her! but harry potter jumped in to save the day before princecharming could!
and prince charming said yo playa! stop messin' up my territory!
and harry potter pointed his wand at prince charming and prince charming blew up like a guinea pig!
and prince ugly was got a nosebleed in the middle of the nite and choked on his own blood. he died, painlessly, in his sleep and cinderrumplestiltskin was sad because she wanted his death to be painful so she dug up his dead body and threw it in the swamp, and ariel kept it 4 decoration but eric didnt like that, so he divorced her and married sleeping beauty, who still thinks prince charming's alive silly sleeping beauty so then...spunky the dwarf's brother, stupid the dwarf came and started talking to everyone only they all hated him cuz he was really stupid so they threw him in the swamp too hello?
and then, spunky and stupid drowned in their own vomit stupid spunky and stupid bcuz they ate hot dogs made of frog princes and princesses poor frog princess and then.
Joey the rainbow pony came back from the moon and told every1 2 b happy and cindy didnt like joey, so she locked him up in a stall but poor joey, he had a crush on sleeping beauty but she wouldn't look at him because she still thought prince charming was alive but joey escaped on a rainbow that led bak 2 the moon and that is y, in this day and age, there r no more rainbow ponies ah, i understand!