Note: This chapter has the -f- word repeated many times. And this particular chapter has a lot of. what is that thing called? Well. Anyways. It's meant for people that won't be offended easily. Please do not continue reading if you'll be offended. Thank you.

Fate and Wishes

Chapter 2: The Fucking Lesson

Tsubasa slid underneath a tackling soccer player from the opposing team.

"THIS IS SOCCER, LOSER! NOT FOOTBALL!" Tsubasa yelled at the player that was face-down on the floor. He grinned, it didn't matter. He got the ball, and he didn't get knocked down by that huge idiot.

He passed to Daisuke as an opposing player neared him.

"Shoot!" Tsubasa yelled, it was such an easy goal. The goalie was alone. Defenses were running back from halfway across the field. Useless, unorganized team they were.

Daisuke plunged the ball into the net. Tsubasa laughed and punched the air. He ran to Daisuke like a mad man with the excess energy of happiness. As well as the rest of the team. Daisuke was drowned in hugs.

"Isn't he just so cool?" Ayumi demanded to Yuki.

"Totally! He just slid below that hulking bulk, Takeshi!" Yuki agreed.

Kagome sighed and looked up at the sky. They were talking about a new kid. Tsubasa or something. Standing in the hot sun just to watch some people play soccer was not her idea of amusement in the least.

"Let's go!" Eri said as the bell rang. They went back to class. Kagome sighed, at least there's air conditioning inside...

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Tsubasa jogged to the nearby institute. His grades weren't bad, he applied to be a tutor for a bit of extra dough.

"Hello Shiroi-san!"

Tsubasa looked around, there were three 10-year-olds.

"Hey guys, now get back to your work. And call me Tsubasa. Now let's start with the attendance."

.---a few minutes later---.

"Tsubasa-san! I finally get this question!" Said a happy little girl. Tsubasa lifted his head from his homework. He smiled back.

Suddenly there was a snore, everyone turned to the person. A little boy was asleep.

"Always sleeping." Tutu shook her head.

"Wake him up." Tsubasa told the girl beside the boy.

"Hey! Wake up Kayo!" said the little girl named Yumi.

Kayo's face twitched. He then saw everyone was looking at him, he blushed. "I'm sorry. It's just last night my neighbours sang bad karaoke. Now I am very. . . . . .fucking."

Yumi gasped, "Kayo-kun just swore!"

"No swearing!" Tutu said, horrified, and they all looked at Tsubasa as through he would eat them. Kayo looked embarrassed as he started to apologize.

"That's ok. Those words are also part of language. In fact, many authors use vulgarity nowadays. This is interesting, what were you trying to say? Were you trying to say you were very tired?"

"Yes, my neighbours were very loud, but now I'm very. . .fuck." Kayo tried.

"No," Yumi contradicted. "You are fucked off."

Tsubasa shook his head, "No, that means he's angry."

"Then. . .perhaps. . .he's fucked up?" Tutu suggested helpfully.

"He could say that, but that may imply something other then fatigue. He could just say – I am fucked." Tsubasa said solemnly.

Kayo nodded, "I am fucked!" He said loudly.

Yumi gasped.

"There are so many bad words in language!" Tutu tittered.

Tsubasa shook his head, "No, I think what you mean is that there are many meanings to bad words."

"Yes," Yumi agreed, "Such as – I do not give a fuck."

Tutu gasps, but Kayo strokes his chin.

"Means – I do not care – right Tsubasa-san?"

"Or you can call someone a useless fuck!" Tutu says, getting the point.

"Does that mean they suck at making love?" Yumi asks Tsubasa.

Tsubasa didn't even know how to respond to that."No, it just means he's a useless person."

"Hm. . .I remember my uncle said 'fuck my old boots' once. What does that mean?" Kayo asked innocently.

"It's an old expression for surprise, like – fuck a duck." Tsubasa explained.

"Sex with a duck?" Tutu's eyes widen.

"No, no, it's another expression of surprise. It's an old one though." Tsubasa explained patiently.

"Like. . .fuck it all?" Yumi tried. "I remember this man in the movie said it once, he was in ahorse house and-"

"No, that means you are angry or frustrated with something."

"So. . .fuck it all means- nothing? Not-"

"No, you're thinking of – fuck me." Tsubasa interrupted.

"I remember my parents went to a pub once, they were unhappy with their bill and they called the wa- fucking waiter. They said they'd kick the fucking hell out of him! And they called him a fuck face!" Tutu remembered.

"That's very bad." Tsubasa said gravely. God, what's with these kids nowadays?

"What's the expression to fuck someone's ass off?" Kayo asked, as he was enquiring about what x and y is added to the conjunction to the rest of the alphabets, "Is it – like – sex in the rear?"

"No, that's got nothing to do with it, it just means that the sex was done with a great degree of enthusiasm." Tsubasa explained. But of course it is, where else does sex mainly take place?

Suddenly, Tutu pointed to the clock, "It's the end of the lesson!"

"I must fuck off now!" Kayo said with an innocent smile and waved to the class, leaving the room.

"Yes, his father must fucking hurry Kayo to home and then fucking hurry to work or else the fuckers will give Kayo's father the fucking sack!" Tutu enunciates clearly.

Tsubasa widen his eyes. That'sa lot of f words in one sentence.

Soon, only he and Yumi were left. When Yumi's mother came in the room to pick her daughter up, Yumi smiled at Tsubasa.

"I like you, you're nice!"

Tsubasa stared after the girl.

Fucking hell.

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For those who actually read all the way until down here, I told you there was going to be loads of the f word. But this was intentionally suppose to be funny. Not offending. Please review!