Random Events from the Shaman King Dub
Chapter Five
Tale of Goldfish, Pig Latin, and 27 Minutes
At Hao's Mansion Castle
Mati: Must...resist...twirly fingers around long strands of his bangs...
Anna: I MADE CHOCOLATE SWIRL COFFEE CAKE FOR DESSERT TODAY! It looks good! The cake not Hao's bangs.
Mati: Well, I think he looks good XD
Jeanne: (pours glaze from coffee cake into cup and drinks it)
Yoh: (eavesdropping; to Hao) Mati just said that she thinks you look good enough to eat!
Hao: (panicy) OMG SHE'S GONNA EAT ME... FOR DESSERT!
Yoh: Why dessert?
Hao: ... because I'm sweet...
Mati: (eavesdropping on them; sweatdrop) Anna... (hand gesture to tell her to come over to where she is to be nosey too)
Anna: o.o (crawls over) YOU MADE ME CRAWL ALL THE WAY OVER HERE JUST TO SHOW ME A PICTURE OF HAO OFF OF EBAY!
Hao: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE TAKING PICTURES OF ME AND SELLING THEM ON EBAY!
Yoh: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE SELLING PICTURES OF HIM ON EBAY!
Anna/Yoh/Hao: EBAY!
Mati: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (covers her mouth; is discovered) DARN YOUR BIG MOUTH ANNA! I WANTED YOU TO HELP ME EAVESDROP! AND WHY WOULD I SELL THEM?
Hao: ... because I have fangirls all over the world...
Yoh: And because he's sweet!
Mati: I'm trying to kill the fangirls, not give them hott pictures...
Somewhere Over the Rainbow at a Hospital
Ashil: (at the hospital making a speedy recovery; on Ebay) OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD! HAO-SAMA PICTURES ON EBAY!
Back at the Mansion Castle… thing
Hao: Which reminds me... AHHHHH! YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME FOR DESSERT!
Yoh: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mati: (sweatdrop) why would I eat you...?
Hao: Because I'm sweet
Yoh: Yeah because he's sweet
Jeanne: Sweet? Like coffee cake glaze?
Yoh: Exactly!
Jeanne: (eyes Hao)
Mati: (o.O to Yoh) how would you know he's sweet...
Yoh: Because he said so
Mati: oh...okay!
Hao: Yeah because I said so
Anna: This conversation is going... nowhere
Mati: well, I'm not going to eat him cause that would be weird considering I never let anyone eat him before... o.O
Jeanne: (knawing on his leg)
Lyserg: (flies in by swinging pendulum above his head) HAOOOOOO FIRST YOU STEAL THE SPIRIT OF FIRE FROM ME AND NOW YOU'RE STEALING JEANNE-SAMA!
Hao: ignoring him completely ... so you're not going to eat me for dessert?
Mati: NO
Yoh: you're not going to eat him for dessert?
Mati: -.- No, I am NOT… yet.
Hao: (to Yoh) She's probably saving me for breakfast... I'm sweet like a blueberry scone!
Lyserg: Blueberry scone… (eyes Hao)
Yoh: Yeah she's probably saving you for breakfast... because you're sweet like a blueberry scone!
Anna: (shows Mati a picture of Hao)
Mati: HAO!
Hao: yes?
Mati: nothing
Hao: (to Yoh) She's plotting...
Mati: o.O
Yoh: Yeah I can see it in her nose...
Anna: (joins circle) What's in her nose?
Mati: what the...
Yoh: Her plotting
Anna: (looks) Ah okay
Lyserg: (up until now was knawing on Hao's leg) Oh yup. See? It's hanging out of her nose just a little bit on that side there.
Hao: Oh I can see it too... the evil plotting...
Yoh/Hao/Anna: (all look at Mati)
Mati: -.-+ ... WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Hao: Umm... you have an evil plotting in your nose...
Yoh: THE PLOTTING!
Mati: (runs to mirror) I DO NOT! (flicks booger) -.- Yoh, quit influencing your brother
Yoh: the plotting...
Mati: -.- Anna, whack him for me
Hao: (jumps into rolly chair) I SHALL TRAVEL THE WORLD IN 30 MINUTES! ZOOOOOM
Anna: ... (whacks Yoh very softly)
Mati: -.-'' thank you anyways... OO! I WANT TO TRAVEL THE WORLD TOO!
Yoh: (jumps into rolly chair with Hao) 30 MINUTES
Mati: (screeches to stop) o.o I'VE GOT TO GET A PICTURE OF THIS!
Anna: (jumps on Yoh's head) 29 MINUTES!
Mati: ANNA! YOU RUINED IT!
Rolly Chair: (crashes into counter)
Mati: (sweatdrop) everyone okay?
Anna: 28... minutes...
Yoh: (jumps onto counter) I'M A... PIG LATIN
Hao: (jumps in sink) GOLDFISH! (starts splashing in the sink)
Yoh: I AM PIG LATIN I AM PIG LATIN
Mati: Anna, what are you?
Anna: I AM 27 MINUTES
Mati: (looks at watch) Yea, I guess so...
Hao: GOLDFISH GOLDFISH
Mati: What does that make me?
Yoh/Anna/Hao: (looks at Mati)
Mati: ...
Hao: RIDE THE WAGON OF 27 MINUTES!
Anna: RIDE THE WAGON OF 27 MINUTES!
Yoh: RIDE THE WAGON OF 27 MINUTES
Mati: o.o''' that sounds wrong
Hao: (pushes Mati in rolly chair)
Mati: o.O (falls in rolly chair) O.o now what?
Anna: (pushes the rolly chair)
Yoh: (stands in front of it) I AM LORD PIG LATIN!
Mati: ah...AHHH! (crashed into Yoh)
Anna: 27 MINUTES DEMANDS A STORY TELLING!
Yoh/Hao: (sit on carpet)
Anna: (sits in chair) Once upon a time, there was a papa bear, mama bear, and a baby bear and then they all got eaten in 27 minutes
Yoh/Hao: (cheers)
Anna: (eats book)
Mati: (holding head geez) Yoh, I think I've figured out why nothing goes through your head... now I have a headache
Anna: (finishes eating book and wipes mouth with napkin)
Hao: GOLDFISH DEMAND... SUSHI!
Yoh: I AM PIG LATIN AND I SAY THAT YOU ARE A CANNON BALL!
Hao: OO NO THE DREADED CANNON BALL!
Mati: ow my head...
Anna/Hao/Yoh: (looks at Mati)
Yoh: I FOUND SUSHI! (takes out sushi tray)
Anna/Hao/Yoh: (eat)
Sushi Lable: Oyster Sushi
Mati: oh god... (hides all medication)
Hao: (sees Mati) Why... hello... (smooths hair) Come here often?
Mati: (sweatdrop) sorry, I'm in love with the normal you...who acts like that a little more often than I'd like to admit...
Hao: so... is that a no to Goldfish?
Mati: (pats him on the back) I'm sorry...
Yoh: (dances around with a bowl on his head) PIG LATIN PIG LATIN
Anna: (dances around with a cup on her head) 27 MINTUES 27 MINUTES!
Mati: o.O didn't they eat the oyster sushi too?
Hao: (crawls over to Jeanne does the yawn/stretch thing)
Marco: (touches Hao's shoulder)
Hao: (shoulder melts off; screams in agony in the background)
Lyserg: (beats the crap out of Marco and throws him into a gladiator cage)
Hao: (fills the cage with frost bitten alligators)
Mati: shouldn't Anna and Yoh be like, all over each other!
Yoh: Candy shop? YEAH LET'S GO TO THE CANDY SHOP! (grabs Anna's arm and drags her out)
Anna: YAY CANDY!
Hao: (eyes Tamao seductively)
Tamao: OO Meep.
Mati: STAY TOGETHER YOU TWO! BUDDY SYSTEM!
Hao: (purrs)
Mati: (rolls eyes)
Anna/Yoh: (come back from the candy shop)
Yoh: (hands Anna a lollypop) Do you want to lick my lolly pop?
Horo: (around the corner) WHAT! NO DON'T DO IT! AT LEAST NOT IN PUBLIC!
Hao: I have a lollypop too... (takes a lollypop out of his pocket) Would you like to lick it? It's strawberry!
Yoh: (walks in) oh hey! Anna has my lollypop!
Anna: It's good!
Mati: (major sweatdrop) No thanks...I'm not a big fan of strawberry...
Anna: (still licking lollypop)
Yoh: (watching)
Anna: Here why don't you have a lick?
Yoh: Okay!
Hao: (licks his lollypop) Are you sure you don't want some?
Anna/Yoh: (leave)
Ashil: (comes flying in on an onion ring) I WILL LICK YOUR LOLLY POP HAO-SAMA!
Hao: (casually tries to put his arm around Manta's shoulders)
Manta: Uhhh… Yoh-kun? Is this normal?
Yoh: (suddenly there) Yes. Just let him and eventually he'll get bored and drink pancake syrup.
Manta: Uhh.. okay…
Ashil: NO HAO-SAMA! PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR AFFECTION!
Everyone: … and why are you still alive?
Ashil: (jumps up on table) I'M INVINSIBLE!
Lyserg: You're a looney. Killing you was the one thing Marco did right!
Marco: (trapped inside a gladiator cage with frost bitten alligators) YAY I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!
Ashil: That's not true. Hao-sama loves me! I bought his pictures on Ebay!
Hao: I KNEW IT!
Mati: THAT WASN'T ME! Okay yeah it was… but at least I made tons of money!
Ashil: (laughs his evil girly laugh)
Ren: That's worse than my dub laugh!
Yoh: HE'S LIKE A ROACH! HE WON'T DIE!
Anna: I have a secret weapon when dealing with roaches. (pulls out vaccum cleaner) TAKE THIS! (runs around chasing Ashil)
Narrator: And eventually they all got tired, collapsed, set the house on fire, killed Ashil again and lived happily ever after.
- To Be Continued -
YAY I FINALLY UPDATED AFTER THE LONGEST TIME! But since these events are slowly turning into non-dub events, I'm thinking of changing the title of the story. Anyway, this chapter was based on a RP with Ookami XD So yeah. R&R and all that jazz.