NOTE: This story has been fixed. It used to be called 'Do Not Read'.
Kaori: Hey everyone! It finally is STORY TIME!
Samara: Yep! Gather around kiddies! Well...teens. Since this is rated T, but everyone can read it too...
Kaori: Okay, let's just start the story!
Samara: WAIT! Here come the disclaimers! RUN!
Disclaimers: We do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, or any other celebrity/movie/character in this story. Syio is owned by the makers of 'The Messedup Game of Truth or Dare', we have premission to use her though. In each story, we will name the things that we don't own, there's alot.
We don't own Mcdonalds, The pillsbury dough boy, or the song 'American Idiot' by Green Day.
Chapter One: Dreams and Reality
Keiichiro was on the computer, typing up randomness furiously. Ryou walked down.
"Hey, I'm takin a shower, then I'm going to bed. See ya tomorrow," Ryou explained.
Everyday used to be the same. But lately Keiichiro began having strange dreams...
(cue corny dream sequence music and effects)
He was in a gingerbread house, and flying brownies would attack his neck. Then Ryou would come in wearing a grandmas wig, and announce "My spidey senses are tingling!" then burst to Keiichiros rescue. Just when Ryou have destroyed the last brownie, Keiichiro would notice he was wearing a dress.
"Ya know, grandmas wrinkle faster than prunes..." said Ryou, in a flirting manner to Keiichiro.
"You make no sense," complained Keiichiro.
"I know the gum will come off some day," re assured Ryou, placing a hand on Keiichiros shoulder.
"OH GOD it's the ghost of Christmas Past!" shrieked Ryou, who then leaped up and did a jiggy dance and the dream would end with Smokey exploding.
(end of dream)
Keiichiro would wake up crying at the death of Smokey. But for some strange reason, that sadness went away every morning when Ryou walked past in a bath towel. Keiichiro could not figure it out.
He heard the shower upstairs turn on.
Ryous voice from his dreams flowed into his mind...I know the gum will come off some day...it whispered. My spidey senses are tingling!
These voices drove him crazy and he jumped up from his seat. He marched up stairs, towards the bathroom.
"The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!" he chanted as he marched.
With each step closer to Ryou, the more nervous he got. Finally he got to the bathroom, and barged in on Ryou shaving his legs wearing a towl. He looked up and saw Keiichiro "Pervert!" he yelled, and slammed the door. Keiichiro sank into the corner.
Why did I do that? he thought, I don't like Ryou that way!...
...OH GOD it's the ghost of Christmas Past! came Ryous voice from his mind again.
"AH!" Keiichiro yelled and sprung the door open. Ryou was flexing in front of the mirror.
"Um...I have to pee. Real bad. Yeah that's it." Keiichiro lied.
Damn! he thought, What the hell is wrong with me?
Ryou gladly left the room.
"You are some kinda freak," Ryou whispered in his ear. Keiichiro got chills as he left.
Keiichiro sighed and slammed the door. GOD! What is wrong with me! he thought.
He looked in the mirror. He put his hands on his face, but when he took them off he saw Ryou standing beside him in the mirror.
"Awesome dustbuster," the mirror Ryou said softly.
"I like ghost busters too," Keiichiro sighed, and fell asleep on the counter.
Ryou bursted in two hours later and saw Keiichiro sleeping like a tiny child.
"Oh well," said Ryou, "At least he's drooling into the sink,"
Thenk Keiichiro began to sleep-walk. He got up and smashed his head into a pole.
"God you're gonna kill yourself!" said Ryou.
"That would be nice..." Keiichiro mumbled in his sleep, "Can I have a large fry too?"
Ryou stared. "Are you on drugs again?"
"Coke please," was the reply from Keiichiro, "$20? Okay. Thank you McDonalds,"
"I give up," said Ryou. Ryou picked up Keiichiro in his arms. He headed to his room as he did, Keiichiro yelled "NOT MORE BROWNIES! NOT WITH NUTS! THE GUMMMM!"
"Wtf?" Ryou asked.
"Ryou..." Keiichiro said, still asleep. "...you killed the Pillsbury Dough Guy!"
Ryou decided to play along. "Yes. Yes I did." he said.
Keiichiro continused. "Finally! That stupid puff ball was really getting on my nerves!"
Ryou flopped Keiichiro on the bed. "Good riddance," he said, and left.
As soon as Keiichiro hit the bed, he woke up and screamed..."RYOU I LOVE YOU!" then slapped a hand over his mouth. "Don't wanna be an American Idiot!" Keiichiro started singing to cover up the mistake. Ryou came upstairs with a slurpee and said "My brain freeze covered up whatever you yelled the first time, but then you started singing and...oh heck just shut up already!" Keiichiro was relieved and stopped singing. THAT was close...he thought to himself. Ryou went downstairs and a few seconds later shouted "Why the hell is there toy soldiers in my coffee cup!" "I thought you didn't drink coffee." said Keiichiro. "You dult- it's for my mountain of sugar with a drop of water...I mean 'tea'" Ryou yelled in reponse.
Keiichiro rolled out of bed and rolled down the stairs yelling "AH RUGBURNS!"
"Ya know, I had the weirdest dream last night," began Ryou. Keiichiro stumbled to the kitchen table and sat to hear. Ryou continued "I was saving you from being attacked by brownies! Imagine that!"
"Uh, yeah..."
"So what did you dream about?
Keiichiro had an unexplainable urge. "YOU!" he yelped.
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Samara: WOO! end of chapter one!
Kaori: Yeah, and Kish and the aliens haven't even come in yet!
Samara: So keep reading!
Kaori: We'll update as soon as we can peeps!
Samara and Kaori: Buh byes!
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