Samara: Hey everyone! We are back!

Kaori: Whatever you say...

Disclaimers: We already said we don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, so besides that, in this chapter, we don't own:

Gotham City, Disney (including everything from The Lion King and Mary Poppins and Bambi and Peter Pan), Jessica Simpson stuff, Vodka, Ken or anything from the Barbie line, and My Little Pony.

Chapter Two: The Memorable Night

(FLASHBACK OF LAST CHAPTER: "So what did you dream about?" asked Ryou. "YOU!" Keiichiro yelped)

Ryou was taken aback. "No more after-midnight snacks for you, mister."

Keiichiro ran up to his room.

"Okay..." Ryou said, and went to find Syio. (we told you we took stuff from the messedup game of truth or dare)

Keiichiro was in his room sitting on his bed crying. In four hours, Ryou came back. Keiichiro heard the door open and ranout to greet him. The thing that surprised him was Ryou was...crying.

"I dropped a dictionary on my toe which made me fall over and I hit the knife shelf and all the knives flew out and stabbed a door-to-door insurance salesman so he ran away screaming and he tripped on an atom which split in half and blew up all of Gotham City!" Ryou whined.

Keiichiro stared.

"Oh and Syio broke up with me! But I'm not sad at all about that..." Ryou explained, still in tears.

"Oh Ryou, I'm sorry..." Keiichiro felt bad.

"Yeah, I'm gonna take a bath..." Ryou walked up the stairs.

"BAH! THE FEELING!" Keiichiro stifled a scream. For 10 minutes he fought the urge to go join Ryou but he just gave up and bursted in there.

Good thing Ryou had on head phones and was resting his eyes, half asleep within the bubbles.

"I want to see his six-pack abs..." Keiichiro said rather loudly.

Ryou still did not notice him, for he was listening to Mozart and that gets really boring.

Keiichiro began sifting through the bubbles to see the 6 pack. Ryou didn't even notice that Keiichiro took off his clothes and was now in the tub as well!

(wow that was fast) "Damn! How many bubbles are IN here?" Keiichiro said, annoyed.

Finally, 27 minutes and 18 seconds later, Keiichiro had gotten through the bubbles. He saw his blonde sleeping beauty, and the hot, wet, 6 pack abs!

"MUFFINS!" he screamed, nervously.

Ryou finally opened his eyes. "My dream come true!" he gasped. Syio teleported in and screamed, covering her eyes. "I'm scarred forever!" she yelled.

"Oh Ryou...THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! I'm sorry, I couldn't help-" Keiichiro was intterupted by Ryou. "It's fine. Like I said, my dream come true!"

"You..."

"I guess I'm sorta glad you decided to invade my privacy completely."

"Okay well I'm gonna leave before I puke a bathtub full," syio said, teleporting out.

"Ryou...I'd...I'd have dreams..."

"Tell me about them." Ryou said softly.

"The brownies...and the SPIDEY SENSES!"

"We're so connected!" gasped Ryou, and they started making out.

Syio teleported in again. "I forgot my- DEAR GOD!" she saw them and puked.

Suddenly, the bubbles from the tub flew up in the air and sang 'Can you feel the Love Tonight' very sweetly.

"Holy crap singing bubbles!" exclaimed Keiichiro. "This just keeps getting better and better!"

"But nothings impossible with the power of Disney!" Keiichiro gasped.

The disney character window stick-ons on the foggy window cheered.

"Well Disney doesn't have two wet guys in a bath tub makin out!" Ryou said, giving Keiichiro a big wet SMOOCH!

Syio still had her head in the sink, barfing up a storm.

"I lovers you." both guys agreed.

They took it to the room and Ryou pulled out some fish scented lotion!

"WTF! I bought cupcake scented from Jessica Simpsons desert line...thing...!" Ryou yelled.

Keiichiro grabbed the bottle. "It's fish cupcake! Here let me see the nutrition facts...cupcake 0.1...fish 99.99. Great."

Suddenly, garden gnomes burst in through the window and started licking up the lotion.

"Duh!" Ryou exclaimed "Garden gnomes are attracted to fish by-products! I totally forgot!"

"It's okay, I brought a bottle of tiger scented!" said Keiichiro, throwing knomes out and locking the window.

He opened the bottle and 'The Circle of Life' began to play out of no where.

"This was my favorite song as a child," Ryou remininced. "And still is,"

Then Ryou noticed Keiichiro was crying. "This song is so sad." Keiichiro sobbed.

"No, you're thinking of supercalafragalisticexpeealadotious," Ryou pointed out.

"Oh yeah," Keiichiro sniffed.

Just then KISH teleported in.

"Hi guys have you seen- WOAH!" Kish screamed his lungs out.

"Kinda busy Kish," said Ryou.

"No I just screamed as loud as I possibly could cause I haven't heard 'The Circle of Life' in like, EVER!" said Kish, dancing to the beat.

"Wow," said Keiichiro, "What a depressing childhood,"

"Yeah," responded Kish.

All three of them hugged, thinking of sad childhood moments.

"Remember the stampede in the Lion King? WAAAHH!"

"Remember Bambi? And how his mom died? WAHH!"

"I never saw Bambi..." mentioned Kish.

"NERD!" yelled Ryou and Keiichiro.

"WAHH!" Kish cryed and teleported out.

AT THE SHIP

Yeah, so Kish came in crying...

Pie ran up to him. "What's wrong baby?"

Kish sniffed. "I got made fun of at school today," he said.

"Aw poor baby," Pie rocked him back and forth. "Would you like some hot cocoa?"

Kish wiped away a tear. "Yes..." he replied.

Tart stared in the background. "You guys are so RETARDED! I am so moving to Puddings house,"

He ran to his room, and in 1.2 seconds he was so outta there.

"Well here's your cocoa! I added a special ingredient!" Pie came out of the kitchen.

"What?"

"You'll see..."

After 18 cups of 'cocoa', Kish was totally drunk.

"It was VODKA!"

"No, really" was the sarcastice response from Tart who had forgotten his super hero action figures and had came back to her them. "Well you girlies have fun," was his final remark, and he was off.

"Aw who needs that party pooped anyway?" whined Kish. "Straight guys are for circles!"

"Um, yeah." even Pie didn't get that one. "Anyway, we should so join Ryou and Keiichiro..."

"But they made me wet my eyeballs!" Kish screamed.

"So? SUCK IT UP!" Pie yelled. (wow, pie was nice earlier...)

"Fine! You just wait though...I WILL eat all of the peanut butter!" Kish shot back.

Pie raised his eyebrows quizically, then teleported to Ryous and Keiichiros, only to find them fighting over who was hotter, the chimney sweep from Mary Poppins, or Peter Pan.

"Well I think it's Peter Pan! He wears tights!"

"No, the chimney sweep gets down and dirtay!"

"For the first time in my life, I'm choosing to leave this place," said Pie, who teleported back to the ship.

He found Kish on the couch, munching on popcorn.

"I've been thinkin'-" began Kish.

"That's never a good thing." mentioned Pie.

"Well I have, and what should er do with Tarts room? He's at his girlfriends house now..."

"I need a place to stay," Ken (from barbie) popped in.

"Alright!" squealed Kish, leading Ken to his room.

"Can I get my 'My Little Pony' print wallpaper in here?" Ken asked.

Kish and Pie looked at eachother. This was the best day of their lives!

The spent the rest of the night painting ponies and drawing dainty dandelions.

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Kaori: There's the next chapter! Time for my sugar!

Samara: Last time I checked, Pudding and Tart stole the rest of our Sugar Cubes...

Kaori: Oh they are so GOING DOWN!

Samara: LET THIS BEGIN THE WAR OF THE SUGAR CUBES!

Kaori: But it's no fair that Tart can fly and Pudding is an insane monkey girl...

Samara: Yeah...

Kaori: Oh well let's go. grabs random weaponds

Kaori and Samara: See ya!

R N R!