Samara: YES! New chappie.

Kaori: Yeps.

Samara: And schools almost out too! Which means even more chapters, since we have more time to type.

Kaori: Uh huh. Summer time is a-commin'!

Samara: On with the story then!

Disclaimers: WE DON'T OWN: Casper, Wendy, Colonel Sanders, Uncle Toms Cabin, Mountain Dew, Chesire Cat and Alice in Wonderland, Elvis, Wonkas Factory, The movie Mean Girls, and Lucky Charms (including the leperchaun guy). And still Tokyo Mew Mew, and everything else we said in previous chapters.

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Chapter Four: More Randomness

Ryou stood in the background, his cheeks turning red. No! I can't let myself fall to the fate of Keiichiro! He thought to himself. Ryou made a quick decision to save himself. "LETTUCE! I LOVE YOU!" he yelled akwardly, running up and grabbing her so tight she was losing consciousness.

"Um Ryou, maybe you should let Lettuce breathe now..." Mint pointed at Lettuces face that was turning blue.

"Oh," Ryou dropped her. The remaining people kinda glanced around for a few minutes (avoiding the horrible sight of Pie and Keiichiro making out in the corner) until Zakuro gave up and walked out. Lettuce lay gasping for air on the ground, and Mint went to swipe things from the elderly. Ryou was alone...sort of. He dragged Lettuce behind the corner (to hide her) and went to gently wash his beloved dishes. "Oh how I love thee, my darling dishes."

Kish bursted in. "Hey Pie! Ken is crying! He wants YOU!"

Pie took a break from his lip/tongue lock with Keiichiro. "OH KENNY-WENNY BABY!" Pie chanted as he teleported out, leaving Keiichiro lost. "AH! I CAN'T FIND THE EXIT AGAIN!"

"Maybe you should tone down your booze intake then," Casper the Ghost suggested. Wendy popped in as drunk as can be. "Thank you, Colonel Sanders," she mumbled, "I had a delightful time."

"Wow."

Ryou shot Wendy and Casper with a magic arrow and they disappeared. "Okay, let me get this straight," he began, "Ken is at the spaceship with Pie and Kish, Tart moved in with Pudding, Keiichiro loves Pie and I AM GAY!"

"Huh?"

"Just look at my shirts!" Ryou explained.

"Yeah those are pretty gay..."

"Well..."

Suddenly the computer screen started beeping. "ALIEN ALERT!"

"The computer is stupid. It didn't beep the whole time any of the aliens came in earlier."

"OH WELL!"

"I FOUND THE EXIT!" said Keiichiro.

"Keiichiro! HOW COULD YOU GO FOR PIE!" Ryou asked frantically.

"Oh...well...right before I kissed him, I had a dream about him and I couldn't help myself."

Kish came in again. "Where's Ichigo?"

"I'm right here..."

She popped out from behind a chair. Then Zakuro and Mint burst in with two wheel barrows full of cash. "We went elderly pick pocketing." Mint explained. "Old people are loaded!"

"I also bought a newspaper to line the birdcage of the bird I have that you don't know about but I haven't looked at the front page yet and now I will- HOLY CRAP!" Zakuro exclaimed. Slowly she looked up at Ryou. "You're..." she started. Ryou couldn't speak. Lettuce, who had recovered, grabbed the paper and glared at it. She burst out laughing. Between laughs and gasps, she managed to choke out "You...are...g-" (the 'g' seemed to last forever to him) "Great?" "YEAH RIGHT!" she fell to the floor, gasping for air, turning blue again in the process.

"SEXY TOPSEY!" screamed Pie after seeing a TV with Uncle Toms Cabin on it.

"FUMBLE!" yelled Ryou.

"Do not change the subject, young man." pointed out Ichigo.

"Ryou, what really happened last night?"

"Do you really think you wanna know?" pointed out Mint, who was counting money with Zakuro in a corner silently.

"Actually, yes, I would like to know. So tell us Ryou." Ichigo questioned.

Ryou swore his heart stopped, but there was no avoiding it now. "I...we-" he stuttered, then he got an idea "We- pulled an all nighter, ate pizza, and made fun of fat celebrities," he sputtered. Zakuro blinked. "And this is a big secret because...?" she asked. "Um, I gotta go...drink a silo of Mt. Dew to stay awake now," he lied, and then dashed out the door.

THAT NIGHT...

So everyone finally left, leaving Ryou (very hyper from the legendary Silo of Mt. Dew) and Keiichiro alone in the spooky basement of the Cafe.

"Why are we in the basement?"

"DUH! We're doing laundry and this is where the washer and dryer is!" explained Ryou, bouncing around.

"I hope I don't get lost again..." said Keiichiro.

Suddenly, the lights flickered off and glowing red eyes were seen in the far corner.

"Oh man," Keiichiro said. "I'm pretty sure I just wet my pants," said Ryou.

The eyes got closer. "I...can't...scream!" exclaimed Keiichiro.

Ryou tried, too. "Me either!"

The eyes began to have a spasm, shaking left and right. Then they heard faint singing...

IT WAS THE CHESHIRE CAT FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND!

...well no, not really.

IT WAS ELVIS!

...nope. Actually, it really was...yep, you guessed it. PIE!

Pie leaped out of the shadows.

"Pie! Don't scare me like that!" said Ryou, tying a sweatshirt around his waist so that no one would see the wet spot.

"Well...do you guys have any bath beads? Or bath fizzies? OR BUBBLES?" Pie got stars in his eyes.

Ryou was hesitant, but Keiichiro was peppy, peppy, peppy. "Sure!" he piped up. "Me and Ryou were using them yesterday! We have some rainbow beads, popcorn salts, and the bubbles are pink, frilly, and they sing!" Keiichiros grin was wider than a preschoolers in the Wonka chocolate factory.

Pie got excited too. "Oh boy lets have a sleepover!" he suggested.

"Yeah!" Keiichiro cheered.

They both ran upstairs like teenage girls, leaving Ryou alone in the basement to ponder his feelings. And to wash his soiled pants. (Keiichiro took off his before he went upstairs)

Upstairs, the Mews walked in. Ryou walked up to them.

"Why the frick are you guys here?" he asked.

"Don't you remember Ryou? You promised we could have a slumber party over here tonight!" Ichigo reminded him, throwing her sleeping bag on the floor.

"Yes! This will be fun!" Pudding cheered, jumping up and down. "Besides, Tar Tar is busy stealing candy from Wonkas Factory so I needed a place to go."

"I still think it's weird that Tart's living with you," Ichigo gave her a glare.

SUDDENLY, they heard the stereo in the bathroom go on! And bubbles flooded down the stairs, as well.

"You have a stereo in your bathroom?" questioned Zakuro.

"Uh..."

The bubbles falling down the stairs began to sing the oh-so-popular "Can You Feel The Love Tonight".

"Maybe we better just go to my place..." Pudding said. The others agreed, but Zakuro interrupted.

"Ryou, is there something you're not telling us?"

"There's something upstairs not even Hitler should see," he said grimly.

"Well Ryou, you owe us a sleepover here cause your stupid bubbles pooped our party!" whined Ichigo as they left.

Ryou stood there, not knowing what to do. He loved...well, he wasn't sure who he loved and- oh screw it he wanted to have fun in the tub!

"I'VE GOT MY RUBBER DUCKY!" he yelled, dashing to the tub of water, bubbles, and gay men.

"Woah there Seabiscuit," Keiichiro stopped him. "This baby bath tub is way too small for 3 hot guys. Let me switch to uber-hot tub mode," He pressed a button and the tub began to vibrate. Then, with a final POP! the tub grew into a luxury, bubbling spa.

"OMG did you see Mean Girls?" said Pie.

"Yes! That girl was such a bee-otch!" replied Keiichiro.

Just then, Ichigo walked in. "Hey Ryou do you know where- AHH!"

"Ichigo!"

Ichigo stared, then said "Omg I so agree! I saw Mean Girls too!"

"WEE!"

"Oh well NO GIRLS ALLOWED!" yelled Pie.

"Ha! Then why are you girls in there?" was Tarts smart comment. "Where's Pudding?" he asked.

"At her house..."

"I SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT!" yelled Tart in frustration, then he teleported out.

"Weird..." was Ichigos remark to that. "Okay well I'm leaving your gay parade." Ichigo walked out.

Then Kish teleported In! "I'LL EAT YOUR BABIES!" he threatened, then dissipated into a burst of colorful glitter.

"If we weren't 3 guys sitting in a frilly hot tub, I'd think that was weird." Pie stated, matter-of-factly.

The others nodded in agreement. Suddenly, the theme song from Jaws started playing, and a sharks fin appeared in the tub.

"AHH!" the 3 gay-skateers screamed.

In a flash of bubbles and chlorine, the lucky charms guy popped out of the water, a sharks fin strapped to his head. "All ritey, which one a ya pansy childs stole me lucky charms?" he asked angrily.

Everyone pointed to Pie, including himself.

"To the clover patch with ya, fool!" he growled, and they proceeded to beating up Pie. Keiichiro and Ryou laughed. This was the Life!

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Kaori: Next chapter, coming up very soon.

Samara: Yep! Keep reading and reviewing, peoples!