Disclaimer: Clue 1 – This isn't part of the show. Clue 2 – It's called fan fiction. If you didn't guess by now that I have nothing to do with the actual show, you don't watch Detective Conan enough.

Note: Italics, asides from the 'quoted' ones are thoughts.

Chapter 1

Shiho groaned. Whoever was at the door was apparently 'very' insistent on waking her up, and didn't care much for their life.

At first, it was just the doorbell – that was 'okay.' But then the brilliant person outside decided to knock. If somebody refuses to open the door to the doorbell, I think they're trying to tell you something, Shiho thought crossly. Nonetheless, she was still determined to ignore it. But after a hearing a verbal call out to them, she had about enough. She grumpily dragged herself through the hall, and flung the door open – almost hitting the postman in the process. Damn, I missed, Shiho thought sarcastically in her mind. Of course, she had no intention of 'really' hitting him… Well, maybe just a little.

"You have a," the perpetrator started, but was cut off when Shiho slammed the door back shut.

Annoyed and tired, she quickly got the seal, and stamped the confirmation. Must be the school uniform, she thought irritably as she glared at the package she received.

Rubbing her eyes sleepily, Shiho opened the box. She held her school uniform up, and looked at it quizzically. She immediately turned around to find her sister, "Is this your idea of a joke?"

Akemi looked up at Shiho tiredly, "Joke…? What are you…? I thought you 'wanted' to attend high school."

"I'm not talking about the high school," Shiho answered, glaring. Then she gently tossed her uniform at her sister.

Akemi caught the uniform and looked at the white shirt, and the dark blue blazer along with dress pants enclosed in the packaging. This just 'might' be a problem. She looked at Shiho and laughed sheepishly as Shiho glared at her accusingly.

"Well, you know how you were saying you wish that idiots would stop hitting on you?" Shiho looked at her incredulously, "'This' is your solution?"

Akemi looked at her with a smile feigning innocence, "Well, I had to forge your papers to get you into that school, so you have to attend it. Besides, you wouldn't want me to spend seven years in jail for forging government documents, do you?"

Of course, in actuality, she had somehow convinced the gullible principal with an elaborate story on how it was necessary for her protection from a certain stalker of hers - but she wasn't about to tell Shiho that.

She looked at Shiho to find her apparently contemplating something in her mind. She twitched. I can't believe she's even thinking about it, only her.

After a while of thinking, Shiho decided against sending her sister to jail for doing this to her.

Her conclusion was that no matter 'how' much she wanted to kill her sometimes, Akemi was the only family she had left. This was then followed by the afterthought that she kind of needed the allowance that her sister is raising 'generously' for causing this mishap.

This, however, did lead to a problem. It meant that she would have to spend the last year of high school - as a guy.

T.B.C

It's a 'little' longer isn't it? –Sweatdrops- Anyways, thank you joeshen and SnowyKitty for reviewing. It's really nice to know that someone's reading what I write, and even one review really makes a difference.