Kaori: Next chappie.

Samara: Yay! Let's get to it.

Disclaimers: WE DON'T OWN: Spongebob, Muppets, Cantina Band. And still Tokyo Mew Mew, and everything else we said in previous chapters.

Chapter Seven: Love Muffins

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MINTS HOUSE

Mint was practicing her scared face in the mirror for no apparent reason what-so-ever.

SUDDENLY, a team of angry carnies burst into the house and stole her nice things and left her duct taped to the ceiling!

"DARNIT!" cursed Mint.

Zakuro walked in. "Mint wtf happened?"

Tears sprung up in her eyes. "I got attacked by carnies!" she wailed.

Zakuro blinked, then burst out laughing. "That's...so...pathetic!"

"I know! Loser!" insulted Pudding, who flew though the window.

"You got no skills." Tart smashed through the window "I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC!" he said again.

"Enough with that already!" everybody yelled.

"Fine!" Tart snapped. "I can see I'm not appreciated here!"

"Yesh you are..." said Pudding.

"No he's not!" Zakuro said, disgusted.

"I JUST WANNA GET DOWN FROM HERE!" Mint yelled.

"Hold your horses, cornball hair! We're having a discussion here!" Zakuro yelled upward.

Zakuro, Pudding, and Tart started arguing.

"He's annoying!"

"He has sweet knife skills!"

"So do you!"

"You know I'm a sexy beast!"

"Oh please! His ears are as big as his hair!"

"They are? I never noticed..." Pudding walked over and measured them both. "They almost are..."

"Uh..." was Tarts reply.

"Only nerds have sickly white skin, show midriff, and have hair as big as their ears!" Zakuro said.

"I think it's sexy..." Pudding said.

"THEN YOU'RE A FREAK TOO!" Zakuro yelled. "Gah! Mid-life crisis!" Zakuro jumped out the window.

Suddenly the muppets came up from the floor and started to play 'Cantina Band'. Mint tapped to the beat on the ceiling and Tart and Pudding joined the jam session...

Until the sun came up the next day. That's when they got sick of the song, because the muppets never stopped playing! Pudding sickled them all to fuzzy little bits.

"Mmm...I love muppets bits cereal." chewed Tart.

Mint was snoring, still on the ceiling, and Pudding was sleeping on the fur pile left from the nights events.

"Woo!" screamed Pudding. "Let's do a FAST FORWARD!"

"Okay!" Tart agreed.

Fast Forward 10 Years!

"Wow we're old!" Pudding said.

"Yet I still wear pig tails..." Tart said.

Just then, 5 little kids ran in.

"What the...who are you!" Tart asked.

"MOMMY! DADDY!"

"You're our...children?"

"Yeah!"

"Wow."

They looked up and Mint was old and STILL stuck to the ceiling.

"Well now we know we won't have to worry about taking her down. " said Tart.

"You're such a silly pickle!" the smallest one, a girl said.

"Aww! That's so cute!" Pudding yelped.

"Augh the college bills..." moaned Tart.

"It is so your fault we had 5 kids," said Pudding.

"Yeah right!"

"Oh well, they're cute, except for that one," Tart pointed.

"Hey!" the fat, chubby boy yelled. "I'm Mints kid!"

Pudding and Tarts eyes grew wide. "WOOOAAAHH!"

"How did that happen if she was stuck to the ceiling...only someone who could fly...EW!"

Then they noticed the chub kid had a Jamaica thing! (pies dreadlock thingy)

"NOO!"

"How will we ever support our children?" Pudding worried.

"Let's go back to our 11 year old selves, and win the lottery!" Tart suggested.

"Money! Money!" their kids cheered.

"SHUTUP!" Pudding and Tart yelled.

"WAHH!" the kids cried and ran upstairs.

They went back to their 11 year old selves.

"Well, now that we know our future we might as well start saving." Pudding shrugged her shoulders.

"I'm afraid to look at 20 years from now." Tart shivered.

"I'm curious now!" Pudding warped her and Tart to 20 years plus.

Fast forward 20 years!

They were in a room with 7 babies, all the same age, crying. The girl who had called her a silly pickle 10 years earlier, now 14, came in.

"Nice work with the septuplets, mom." she said sarcastically. "Will you please shut them up?" she left.

Tart grabbed Puddings hand and they went back to the present time, (their 11 year old selves) terrified.

"Oh man!" Tart cried. "We're doomed!"

Pudding sighed. "They were cute, though."

Zakuro walked in. "Well I'm over my mid-life crisis now and I have all these extra lottery tickets, so here ya go." she threw a bunch of scratch cards at them.

They began scratching furiously. "For the kids!" they said.

"What kids?" Zakuro asked. "Oh yeah I saw your future in my crystal ball. You guys are nuts."

"Oh well there's nothing we can do about it!" Tart said.

Zakuro laughed, and left.

"We should start naming them now so it won't take long later." Pudding said.

"How many boys and girls were there?" Tart asked, trying to remember.

"I don't remember...but we can name that silly pickle girl."

"How about, all the girls are Pudding Jr., and all the boys are Tart Jr.. And one can be named Michelle, just cause." Tart said.

"Okay sounds good."

Zakuro had walked back in for a sec to get her...numchucks and heard their plans for names. "Sheesh you guys suck at naming." she said. "Pudding junior? That makes it sound like they're bi." Pudding frowned and Zakuro continued. "Well in case you were wondering, by the time you're 35 you will have 27 girls and 2 boys." she left.

"Holy!"

"Darn it! How come it's always the guys that are the minority?" Tart crossed his arms.

"Okay well we'll name the pickle girl Michelle because she's strange and Michelle's are usually strange." Pudding said. Then she started to list girls names. "Uh...Kaori, Samara (tee hee!), Michelle..."

"Peter Pan!" interrupted Tart.

"WOAH you have issues!" said Mint from the ceiling.

"If you think about it, having 29 kids is kinda strange..." said Tart.

"AND PAINFUL FOR ME!" Pudding just realized and slapped Tart.

"Hey!"

"Well you guys obviously like it," said Mint, laughing.

"Huh?"

"I ain't explaining it!"

"BUT I WILL!" Pie burst in.

"Nooo!" Mint screamed in...pain?

Then Michelle magically popped in, screamed "Fish fry on Thursday!" and stabbed Pie to death with a yellow crayon.

"Yay!" everyone cheered.

"Okay back to the lottery," Pudding and Tart kept scratching.

"You guys will never win," Zakuro mocked.

"OMG!" Pudding said. "What about the baby shower!"

"Hello? We gotta get married first!" Tart said.

"Then I need a bachlorette party!" Pudding jumped up.

"ENOUGH WITH THE EXPENSES!" yelled Tart, running away.

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Samara: Ahahaha I can't wait till the next chapter.

Kaori: It's coming up soon!

Samara: Yay!