Kaori: Next chapter, right here.

Samara: Oh yes.

Disclaimers: WE DON'T OWN: 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire', Regis Philban. And still Tokyo Mew Mew, and everything else we said in previous chapters. Also, the real people in this are our friends, we have permission to use them!

Chapter Eight: Parties!

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BACHLORETTE PARTY

"So why are we here again?" Ichigo asked.

"Well when we went to Mints house me and Tart did a fast forward and saw we had 5 kids then we went 20 years ahead and we had even more and Zakuro said that when we're 35 we'll have 29 kids so we named them and then we noticed we gotta have a baby shower but before that we gotta get married but even before that I gotta have a BACHELORETTE PARTY!"

"Wow." was the response from everyone.

"Isn't your bacholorette party supposed to be the night before your wedding?" asked Mint-of-the-ceiling.

Puddings eyes grew wide "OH BOY!"

Everyone shook their heads in pity. "She's a lost case..."

Pudding picked up a phone. "Tart, get over here and propose to me." Before she even heard an answer, she hung up with a smile. "He'll be here any second."

Exsactly any seconds later, Tart showed up. "Um, I had to get a ring out of a gumball machine, I hope you don't mind..."

"Did you keep the gum?"

"Yeah."

"Okay good. NOW EVERYONE WATCH THIS HISTORICAL MOMENT IN MY RELATIONSHIP! GET A CAMERA!" Pudding ordered. "On your knees, Tar Tar!" she pointed.

"Poor Tart. I hope he likes following demands."

"No we just need to hurry this up so he can leave and I can PAR-TAY!" Pudding yelled. "Now propose to me."

"I pledge allegiance to the flag..." he started.

"WHAT THE!"

"Oh uh...heh...sorry. Will you marry me Pudding?"

"Yes!" she yelped.

Just then, balloons popped out of the ceiling and the 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' music played. Regis came out of a hole in the floor. "Betcha didn't know I'm a registered matrimonyist." he winked. Ichigo and Lettuce pushed Pudding and Tart up to an alter that magically appeared.

"But my bachlorette party! My wedding is supposed to be tomorrow!" Pudding complained.

"Is that your final answer?" Regis asked.

"Uh...yes...?"

"Okay let me do my hair." Regis left.

The balloons disappeared. "No fair! I want a party!" Tart said.

"Then go have a bachelor party," said Zakuro.

"Uh...okay." he left.

LATER ON...

Mint-of-the-ceiling yelled "LETTUCE! LAY OFF THOSE BROWNIES!"

"This is my last night being...not...married," Pudding cheered.

"LET'S GO BAR HOPPING!" Ichigo screamed.

"We're under age..."

"No...juice bar hopping!"

"Okay!"

They left, and Mint struggled to get down, and failed.

BACHELOR PARTY

Someone had accidentally turned on Mozart so all the guys were passed out on the floor. It was pretty sad.

RANDOM JUICE BAR

"POPSICLES!" screamed Ichigo in joy. "Woot!"

All of a sudden, Puddings dad came in. "PUDDING! I missed you while I was in gay-ville."

"Oh...uh hi dad."

"Justin is a Fag!"

"Woah random insults!"

"Nicole is cheating on John for Kevin/Ken!"

"That is so morally wrong!"

"SHUTUP GUYS!" Pudding had had enough.

"But we're being random for your bachelorette party, Pudding!"

"Bachelorette party!" her dad exclaimed. "Let me get my dress!" he squealed and dashed away.

"Woah how did he become a dad?" asked Zakuro.

"I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure he's bi."

"Yeah, I hate him." Pudding said. "Well, it's 4 am, wanna go home?"

"Sure"

When they got there, Regis was riding a carousel in the middle of the room, looking extremely faggotic today.

"Those words are totally pimpish, yo." Mint-of-the-ceiling mumbled, being repeatedly struck by the carosel.

Then Kaoris brother came in. "Pudding!" he yelled.

"Sorry dude I'm already taken!" she did a flip, then fell asleep cause it was really late and she had a wedding tomorrow!

TART

The Mozart tape finally ended, and everyone woke up.

"Ya know, I wanna get married now..." said Kish.

"Why?"

"I'm jealous now..."

"The only thing I'm gonna get from marriage is a bunch of whiny kids," whined Tart.

"Just like you!"

"Shut up!"

"You know, you could get married later, why are you doing it now?" asked Kish.

"Well...uh...I dunno. Isn't it fun?"

"No! Everyone knows that weddings are long, boring, and full of crying old ladies."

"But there's cocktails at the end!" Pie cheered.

"And fireworks!"

"I hope my house doesn't get burned down..." Pie thought.

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Samara: Wow. That's all we got for now.

Kaori: We gotta write more.

Samara: Yep. See ya when we think of what will happen next! DONT FORGET TO R n R!