Samara: The last chapter...is here.
Kaori: This story was great. I loved it.
Samara: Me too. For everyone who read, we love you, too!
Kaori: On with the ending...
Disclaimers: WE DON'T OWN: FBI. And still Tokyo Mew Mew, and everything else we said in previous chapters. But we do own the love song, and the green book:)
Chapter Eight: Happily Ever After, Right!
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Then an angel flew down from the sky. "But the most important thing of marriage is-"
"Money?" Pie guessed.
"No you idiot!" the angel yelled. "LOVE!"
Tart raised an eyebrow. "Love?"
"What's that?"
The angel smacked it's forehead. "Okay, since I'm an angel that means I have to explain it to you in song, and this is gonna be painful so you better appreciate it!"
Ahem...
Love...is the feeling you get when you're around someone you love..
...and they make you almost pee your pants because of their total hotness...or ugliness i guess...
BUT this song is about LOVE! And it's when you can't help but think about them in your dreams! They haunt you...
...but they want to kiss you...
...so you decide to kill them in your sleep!
But you can't...cause you love them...
...and in the end you have over 20 children because of LOVE!
The End.
"So does that song apply to you?" the angel asked.
"Sure..." Tart answered. He knew he already loved Pudding, but the song just creeped him out.
"Well then I'm on my way!" The angel blasted into space.
"Wow that angels crappy singing made Mozart sound GOOD!"
"Did that song even have a message?"
"Who knows."
"Hey can you guys give me lots of money to support my children?" Tart piped in.
"What children?"
"The ones I saw in my life when I fast forwarded 10-20 years."
"How many?"
"Uh...29..."
"HOLY CRAP!"
"I feel bad for Pudding. You're so mean Tart!" Pie said.
"Wtf!"
"She's the one who has to give birth to them all!"
"AND THERE'S SEPTUPLETS!" Tart burst out crying.
The others gasped in horror. "That's like, SEVEN CHILDREN!" Pie gasped again.
"No duh sherlock."
"I never knew you were such an animal Tart." said Kish, laughing his head off.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY! AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" Tart yelled.
Another angel came in. "I'm here to teach you about-"
"NO!" everyone screamed, afraid what she was going to say next.
"Don't worry, he'll understand soon enough, since he'll have 5 children by the time he's 21..." Kish mentioned.
"Understand what?"
"NOTHING...heh."
"Sleep!" they pushed his face in a pillow.
"Uh oh you guys..." Kish paused. "I just noticed something..."
"What?" they were all dying to hear.
Kish's lips wavered. "THIS IS THE END OF THE GREEN BOOK!" he wailed.
"He's right," pointed out Tart. "There's only one page left..."
"We better hurry this up then!" Samara popped out.
The marraige was full of randomness and cocktails and Regis. Then they went on a honeymoon which lasted 10 years and came back with 5 kids.
They ended up winning 6 lotteries in a row and supporting their insane children.
Zakuro became an FBI agent for her blackmail skills.
THE END
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Kaori: Yes, that was it.
Samara: Thank you all for reading! Please still leave a review on your way out!
Kaori: But for now...
Samara and Kaori: BYE!