A/N: Thanks for the reviews everybody! This story is dedicated to all the Torrie and John shippers out there and my bud Katelyn ;-)

Chapter 3: Mrs. Williams

"How about some cereal?" asked John as he dumped three boxes of Kellogg's Frosties onto Torrie who was forced to sit in the shopping trolley.

"Anything dear...Can I get out now?" asked Torrie.

"I can buy anything cos we're rich right?" asked an over-excited John who snorted.

"John, that is so unattractive!" said Torrie rolling her eyes. "Let's go find some barbecue sauce for out little barbecue."

"Yeah over here!" said John as he pushed the trolley at full speed and dashing pass the sauce aisle.

"John! You missed it!" screeched Torrie. He then yanked the trolley back and span it around into the right direction.

"Oh I didn't see it!" giggled John as he pushed the trolley to the sauce section of the store. "Let's go!"

"NO! NOT SO FAST! I'M GOING TO BE SICK!" screamed Torrie, but John wouldn't listen, he rushed to the aisle, nearly knocking an old man down and almost crashing into the Jalapeno sauce...

"Here's we are!" grinned John.

"I think I'm going to be sick..." sighed Torrie as she rubbed her face.

"That was fun though... right?" asked John.

"No... not if you have to sit in here..."

"Then can we switch?" I'll sit in there and you push me? How's that Tor?" he asked as he clapped his hands.

"I wouldn't be able to move the trolley if your sat in it you idiot!" chuckled Torrie. "GO find the sauce!"

"How about this?" asked John as he simply snatched a jar green paste with funny Japanese writing on it.

"John, do you even know what that is?" sighed Torrie.

"Yeah, doh! It's guacamole!" shrugged John as he put three jars into the trolley.

"John, that's wasabi,"

"Wasa-what?"

"Wasabi,"

"Wasabi?"

"Yes,"

"Wasabi?"

"Yes!"

"Wasabi?!"

"YES!"

"What is it?" asked John.

"It's a hot and spicy Japanese paste which you eat with your sushi," explained Torrie.

"So it's like a Japanese guacamole looking paste, but it tastes like Jalapeno?" he asked, examining the jar.

"Yes," sighed Torrie who was too tried to explain to him.

"How do you know all this?" asked John. "Do you learn it at school?"

"No," said Torrie as she took the jar from his hand. "It says on the jar..."

"Oh!" he nodded as he read the jar. "It'll work for a chip dip!"

"Yeah if you want to burn your throat out," she said sarcastically. John tried to fit the three jars and another one into the trolley but it was practically filled with other types of junk food.

"Hey Tor, try losing some weight, you take too much space in the trolley!"

"That's because trolley aren't made for adults John!" sighed Torrie as she slapped her forehead in frustration.

"Don't be stupid, you're not an adult..." chuckled John as shook his head.

"But I am married..." she sighed.

"To me..." smirked John, however his smirk. "You say that like it's a bad thing!"

"It's not a bad thing..." replied Torrie as she pulled him into a kiss and before she could reach his lips...

"Jonathan?" shrieked a woman. John backed away from Torrie who was still leaning forward to kiss him and accidentally tipped the trolley forwards and fell flat on her face.

"Damn it..." sighed John as he ran his hand through his hair. He looked uncomfortably at the woman and everyone else who was staring.

"Jonathan is that you?" she asked again with her mouth wide open and her eyes about to pop out of their sockets.

"Hi Mrs. Williams," said John forcing himself to smile at the woman in her later 40s.

"I think I broke my nose..." moaned Torrie as she cupped her nose and helped herself up, since her husband didn't bother to help her.

"Are you ok sweetie?" he asked her taking a look at her nose.

"I'm fine..." she said. He examined her nose closely and pinched it. "Don't touch it!"

"Honey let me see it-" he said still squeezing her nose.

"John that hurts! Oww! Stop it!" she said smacking his hand away.

"Geez, I was just trying to help you honey!" he shrugged.

"Honey?" shrieked Mrs. Williams with an eyebrow arched upwards.

"Ah yes," smiled John with a slight chuckle. "This is Torrie. My wife."

"Hi," smiled Torrie removing her hand from her face and putting it in front for Mrs. Williams to shake.

"Wife?!" said Mrs. Williams in disbelief. She looked backwards and forwards between John and Torrie before she fainted. Everyone shrieked and crowded around the unconscious Mrs. Williams.

"Let's get out of here..." whispered John as he nudged Torrie.

"Yeah!" she whispered back as they both rushed out of the store.

A/N: Sorry for the weird chapter title... I couldn't come up with anything better :S Anyway, I've just finished writing the next chapter, will update soon!