Yutaan: You know what? I've just realized that whenever I put those cute little star-thingies into my Author's Notes, they don't show up on the site. It's annoying. And my line didn't show up after the end of Chapter Two.

Ashley: ...Whatever. Okay, after the chapter I'll read off Yutaan's replies to the reviewers. Tune in. She doesn't own Yu Yu. Don't sue us.

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Chapter Three: Yukina?

Kuwabara grinned, brushing his carrot-colored curls away from his cough ugly cough face. He kept his eyes on the aqua-haired, blue-kimonoed female darting in front of him. Her slim hips swayed nicely back and forth as she ran, smooth cloth shifting over her body. Yukina glanced back and giggled at him.

"Hurry up, Kazuma!"

Yukina bounced up the cement steps of the old building, her rear waggling suggestively at him, and slipped inside. The koorime paused for a second in the doorway, crimson eyes mischievous, then disappeared into the badly lit interior.

Kuwabara's smile widened. A dark, isolated building... Yukina acting all flirty... Oh boy, he knew what was gonna happen soon: fireworks! Crossing bases! In fact, the whole damn amusement park! He was going to finally get down an' dirty with his with Yukina-gumdrop!

He carefully maneuvered himself through the narrow doorway. Yukina laughed again, catching the murky light like crystals and dazzling Kuwabara's eyes, then danced around the corner. Kuwabara turned it just in time to see a door swing shut. "Come on," came a muffled, coaxing whisper, slinking through the darkness.

Kuwabara slid into the closet, closing the door behind him. Instantly, the small, thin young woman pressed up against him, frail hands exploring his chest, waist, and following his neck up to his face. One arm circled tentatively around him, then pulled him downward with surprising force.

Kuwabara leaned down, aiming for where he thought Yukina's mouth was. He got a clump of hair stuck in his mouth, but second try he got it dead-center, and then things started getting interesting. Even though he could barely make out Yukina's blueish hair and gemstone eyes, he could tell exactly what was going on in her mind.

Her small hands went all over him, his likewise, and the air began getting very warm. Kuwabara suddenly found out that he didn't need his jacket, and Yukina seemd to agree. In fact, she didn't seem to think she needed a jacket, either. Or a shirt.

The floor suddenly leapt up, and there were several flurries of tonsil hockey, and finally one long, long kiss down in the corner – Yukina nestled up against Kuwabara's chest, her long blue hair undone and spilling over his neck, and hard breathing slowly winding down.... This is the life, Kuwabara thought.

Then she spoke. "Wow, Koenma sir, you're very good."

KOENMA?!

Yukina blinked as she looked around at the group of assorted humans, demons,

and detectives. "I think Kazuma got lost, Mr. Koenma. He was right behind me... We were all supposed to have our meeting here, right?"

The prince sucked thoughtfully on his pacifier and nodded. "Yes... you know, Botan got lost too... Maybe she and Kuwabara will find each other."

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Yutaan: Heh. Heh heh. No more make-out scenes, I suck at 'em.

Ashley: Okay, now the stuff that makes the Author's Notes longer than the chapter: replies!

"Thanks to EVERYONE for reviewing (), and Yutaan wants to respond to these reviewers:

Melody89: Thankx! Of course I'll post more! And about your stories, go for it – review/e-mail me when you do post, and I'll be sure to read it, okay?

Neko-Jinx: You reviewed TWICE! happy dance About Chapter One, I'll try to be more subtle about what's really going on. And I'm glad you liked Chapter Two!

KumiHatari: I'm glad you're not dead. ...I'm also glad you're not suing me.

Neko and Chibi: Don't need Oni's address anymore, thanks! I'm glad you guys liked it. Yes, the chapters are all gonna be pretty short... But I wanna compare schedules too, 'kay? See you at school! (Blaugh. School.)

And thank you to everyone else, too! Reviews are what make writing fics rewarding!"

Ashley:...You're very... bouncy, 'Taan-chan.

Yutaan: MWEEDAH!