Yutaan: GAAAH! I'M SORRY! ::bow:: I had some trouble logging in and couldn't get on until now! ::glomps readers:: THANK YOU FOR WAITING!!!

Ashley: YATTA! I LOVE THIS CHAPTER! Yutaan doesn't own Yu Yu Hakush- hey, it's snowing... damn.

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NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

Chapter Five: Hot n' Heavy? (Ashley: MUAHAHAHA....)

"Oh my god, there she goes!" Yusuke ducked down behind the low garden wall of the Yukimoura house, yanking Kuwabara down by his jacket. They landed with loud thumps,but fortunately Keiko was too busy locking her door to notice. Pulling her coat up against the late autumn cold, tucking her chestnut hair behind her ears, she proceeded down her driveway, patent shoes tapping against the pavement.

Yusuke scrambled up and followed, ducking into shadows and behind trees. Kuwabara walked in a straight line down the middle of the street. Yusuke hissed at him, but the orange-top couldn't be bothered.

A blurred figure joined Keiko up ahead, similarly bundled into a coat, but even from their distance the boys could see sky-blue hair spilling from under the woolen cap. Two others detached themselves from various patches of evening shadow and united with them. Yusuke jerked Kuwabara to a halt, pointed and hissed, "See? There's Botan an' Yukina an' your sister! They all keep joining up every week!"

"So where're they going?" Kuwabara said, in a very loud voice, scratching his orange head. "You sure we should be spying like this, Urameshi?"

"Shut up and watch!" They squinted and kept an eye on the four females as they continued up the street, then turned and headed downtown. The delinquents followed them all the way, running feet lost in a spray of brown, crackling leaves.

Finally, the girls seemed to have reached their destination. Glancing around fervently, Keiko knocked twice on the door of a small one-story house. Immediately, the door swung open, a rectangle of light polling over the four girls. They hurried inside, and the door locked behind them with a snap.

"Shit, c'mon!" Yusuke vaulted over the fence and landed in the rose bushes, while Kuwabara strolled through the gate, looking around.

"Hey... Urameshi... this is Kurama's house."

"WHAT?!" Yusuke beat the bushes into submission and struggled out, tripping onto his face. "WHADDYA MEAN, KURAMA'S?! HE'S PLAYIN' MY GIRL?!"

"Urameshi, Kurama wouldn't -" Kuwabara was cut off by a burst of feminine laughter, then a distinct squeal. Suddenly, there were several thumps and Kurama's voice clearly said,

"Well, ladies, shall we get started?" There were a lot of delighted shrieks and giggles in reply, then more thumping. Something rustled softly, then hit the ground with a soft swish.

Wide-eyed, Yusuke and Kuwabara crept up to the double-plated window. They peered through, and their mouths fell slightly open as they watched the... activity... going on inside. There was silence for a few minutes, save for muffled squeals, laughter, moans, and hard breathing from inside the room.

Then Kuwabara said, "Kurama's very flexible, isn't he?"

"Yeah. And look at Keiko! Jeez!" Yusuke's eyes grew to (roughly) the size of tennis balls. "I didn't even know her legs could do that...."

"And my sister! Wow, she's really enjoying herself, huh?... And y'know...." Kuwabara's voice cracked on the next few syllables, "...so's Yukina...."

Silence.

"Man, I wonder how he got all of them to come. He's good. I thought girls needed, y'know, individual time. And like, they won't do anything with you unless you talk about your feelings for -"

"Is that Hiei? It is Hiei!"

"What?!" Kuwabara mashed his face against the window. "JEEZ! He's going right in with Yukina!"

"Holy crap, didja see 'im bend? Bodies can do that?"

"Kurama's got competition now."

A few more minutes passed. Finally, Yusuke slowly turned to Kuwabara, a devious smile lighting his face. "...You thinking what I'm thinking?"

Kuwabara managed to tear his eyes away from the heaving tangle of arms, legs, and straining bodies. "Yeah. Let's join in. I wanna play Twister too!"

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Ashley: MUAHAHAHA! ::cuts up random objects with her katana::

Yutaan: Thank you to Suzaku no miko, melody89, Umi Jaganshi, KaraKurama, and ALL OTHER REVIEWERS! ::huggle:: Your reviews make my writing worthwhile!!!!

Ashley: ::reads chappie again:: That was a great chance for some yaoi, 'Taan-chan. Ya blew it.

Yutaan:...Crap.