Chapter 3
The titans awoke to the mouth watering smell of someone cooking bacon,
When they had followed their nosed to the source of the delicious aroma they discovered Reya in the kitchen in full chef mode, using her powers to cook bacon, scramble eggs and to make toast, and to make a special 100 tofu meal just for beast boy. They stared at the feast in the table with wide teary eyes and drool hanging from their lips.
Reya flashed them a huge toothy grin
"Good morning madams and monsieur's, breakfast is served. We ave for ze omnivorous bacon ala eggs and toast and for ze vegetarian v eave ze same only 100 tofu. Bon appetite"
She said in the cheesiest of French accents she had even added a fake moustache to finish the affect.
"DUDE!" exclaimed beat boy crying in the true anime fashion "it's so. so beautiful! She's so beautiful...ahh" as he looked over his tofu buffet then sliding to the floor in a mock faint.
"Oh well guess I'll have to eat it I BB wont…" grinned the Azarathean
Beast boy leapt to his fee and dove straight into shovelling the food into his enormous mouth
"Hey who insulted my eating habits?"
"It was me Alli the creator of this little universe"
"No way! You didn't create this universe, you have no power over us" yelled Robin with his mouth full of food and a piece of bacon stuck to his chin.
"Oh really"
Suddenly a giant sea monkey leapt in to the room, looking around it ran up to robin, pulled something out of his pocket then jumped on to a purple llama then started racing around the room.
"Hey! That sea monkey has my money!"
Yelped robin as he proceeded to chase the sea monkey on his own green llama, compliments of beast boy
Suddenly a gramophone shaped like a cheesecake also appeared and began to play a strange other worldly tune
(Music playing)
Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama funny llama
Llama llama duck
Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet brick potato llama
Llama llama
Mushroom llama
Llama llama duck
I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead but it told a tale
Come now listen little child to the safety rail
Did you ever see a llama?
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama duck
Half a llama
Twice a llama
Not a llama
Farmer llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama llama duck
Suddenly as quickly as they had appeared the llama, sea monkey and the cheesecake vanished with a comic "POOF!"
"See I bend reality it's self now get back to the bloody story line!"
Once that strange occurrence was over the finished their breakfast in peace, they had one problem though who was going to do the dishes. Now ordinarily beast boy would never do the dishes but he wanted to impress Raven, a little light bulb appeared above his head as he dashed into the kitchen.
He transformed himself into an octopus and used his many tentacles to wash, dry and stack away the dirty dishes. All the while watching Raven with sly glances. He was finished in less than five minutes.
"So Raven ever seen a guy wash dishes that fast, pretty impressive huh?" he asked wiggling his dark green eyebrows
"I have actually It's called the dish washer and its right by your legs" she remarked in her usual sarcastic monotone
Beast boy deflated like a balloon and flew around the room until he became trapped behind the couch.
"Help! Help! Dude I can't breath down here! Ooh ….hey I found a quarter".
Yelled the pair of green legs protruding from behind the couch
Reya and cyborg just about pissed them selves laughing as starfire floated over to assist the green changeling "friend beast boy I am here to help you escape from the coush".
One BB was freed from the dreaded couch, robin went straight into leader mode.
"ok team, time to start today's training. Lets see what our new friend can do".
Reya flicked back her long black hair, adjusted her ribbons and smiled
"you're one bird boy" winking at the teen hero "lets get ready to rumble.