Me: Hi I am back.

Readers: Yay.

Me: It feels good to be loved.

Tiilia: Yeah, but why did you then have to bribe them to say yay?

Me: What, I am not bribing them, right readers.

Readers: …

Me: Hey that was not what I paid you for, ops… Eh lovely weather don't you think, ah. Saph is running away, screaming. Why don't you love me anymore!

Kat: Good readers now here is your cookies and remember not a word.

Readers: Munches on the cookies. No we won't.

A New Authoress And Pranks.

Chapter 5

Someone Got To Help The Fangirls

Those fangirls are desperately in need of some help.

Sahara dessert

"Are you sure he is here." Fangl 7 said and looked at Fang 5.

"Of course I am. My dog is never wrong."

Back to the control room

"Well we only know these were his fangirls but I think we should have forced them to do an IQ test before." Sinja says with a big sigh.

(A/N Sorry if you are a Kai fangirl and not stupid but I think I only got the stupid ones and Evezzz Who was the only one smart of them is home with his scarf. Evezzz: Muhahahahah now I can sell this at E-bay and earn lots of money. Me: See she is smart.)

"Do you have to do like that?" Kat says and glares at me.

"Like what?"

"Put in stupid author's note all the time."

(A/N: Kat is stupid.)

"Stop that or I will not help you anymore."

(A/N: Let me think about it… No I won't stop and besides you can't quit I owe you.)

"Crap."

(A/N: Back to the story.)

"Now who should I send after those fangirls?" I say and starts to think really hard.

"Oh, oh I know." Tiilia says and jumps up and down.

"Who then?"

"Me."

"Aww, you are so sweet but I don't think so, I think I am going to pull a name instead." A giant hat comes into the tiny room.

"Uhm Saph can you make it smaller I like oxygen." Sinja says with a muffled voice since the hat is squeezing us against the walls.

"Sure why not." The hat shrinks, duh. "Let's see, oh."

"Who is it?"

"Lady Stardust."

"She can't she is on vacation." Kat says and grins. (Plus the fact that she is a song)

"Oh, but how about this one." Sinja glances at the paper.

"Nope Pikachu is in another anime show and this is not a crossover." She says and starts to get the face that say; Who put those notes there in the first place?

"One more try then…" I say and pulls another note from the hat. "And Ghost is our man eh I'm mean girl no I mean thing no, who is she?"

Tiilia is jumping up and down. "Oh I know who she is and I love her stories."

"Good then you don't mind go and give her the mission."

"Yay!" Tiilia is jumping away to go give the mission to Ghost.

"Finally some peace and quiet."

"Um, Saph." Sinja says and starts to pull my sleeve.

"Not now I am resting."

"They have company."

"What?"

"She means that Kenny and Hilary have come." Kat says and looks with a looks that only could mean moron."

"Oh I know that I just acted like I was stupid."

"You don't need to act."

"What did you say?" I say and glare angrily at Kat.

"Nothing."

"So Saphwhat are you going to do?" Kat continues

"Nothing."

"What you can't stop now!" Sinja screams at me. "You haven't even mentioned the real stars in this fanfiction."

"I know but I had to do this chapter like this because my readers won't understand the rest if I didn't ."

"This chapter has the same status as piece of crap has."

"Go and wash your mouth Sinja and I agree so I better do it to."

Sweat drop. "R&R or I think she is going to be insane." Kat says when she sees us walking to the bathroom.

"I heard you and you are not getting away with it."

"Ooopppss, note to myself, stop to talk so loud that Saph can hear you. Ahhh!" Kat is running away from the crazy authoress with a toilet as weapon.

"Gah this thing is heavy bye."