When they reached Yugi's House there was a humungous rush for resources on how to take care of a 5 year-old kid. Hey I know Joey, Tristan and Yugi are all very bright but lets face it they wouldn't know how to take care of a 5 year-old boy. While all this was happening Yami slipped into the Kitchen where he managed to get the telephone directory with great difficulty and began looking for the name of that magic show.
Yami: Makas…Mangoes…here it is Mungo's Magic show.
He dialled the number and asked for the gypsy
Yami: You better help me out of this!
Gypsy: I told you 7 days, don't you understand…
Yami: No you don't understand! This is my nightmare I am in nightmare get me out!
Gypsy: Patience is a virtue posses it if you can. By the way a word of advice don't let your inner child take control.
Yami: What?
Gypsy: What I'm trying to tell you is that you have a spirit inside of you known as your inner child. Over time this child grows stronger when you are in your physical child form. This may result in speech and action distortion. So you may have no controls over you speech and actions.
Yami: What! but I'm fine now
Gypsy: Oh in the beginning its fine but it creeps up on you slowly and drives you insane remember try to fight it… alright for your sake I'll try and find a spell so that you body functions are not taken over but I have no control over what you say.
(Gypsy hangs up)
Yami: No good ruddy Gypsy
"There he is"
Yami's stomach turned and before he could make a run for it Tristan had swiftly picked him up and was taking him into the dining room where he put him on a chair.
Tristan: So Yugi what do we feed him?
Yugi was looking through a huge book entitled "Kids"
Yugi: the food should be soft yet chewable not too hard as the child is not used to full solids yet.
Yami: What nonsense! Yugi its me Yami!
Yugi: So your name is Yami? What a small world we have friend whose name is Yami as well. Hey I wonder where Yami is?
Yami: (groan) That's it I'm gonna get out of here!
He tried to get out of the chair but he couldn't even move.
Yami: What the Hell!
Then he remembered what the gypsy had said beat the kid. No matter how hard he tried the most Yami could do was move his little finger. While he was struggling with this the others were arguing about what to feed him.
Tristan: Brussel Sprouts are pretty soft when steamed
Joey: Yuck! There's no way I steaming those
Yugi: What about Peas?
Everyone except Yami: O.K.
Suddenly Yami remembered his dream. The voice trying to make him eat peas. Horrible, disgusting peas and now he can't even get out of the ruddy chair. No matter how hard he tried he couldn't do it and then it came…(Dum Dum Duuumnmm) the big bowl of peas.
Yugi: O.K. yami open up here comes the plane
Yami: Yugi have you gone mad? Don't treat me like I'm 5…
Before he could say another word his mouth and opened and he could not close then came…the spoonful after spoonful of peas. Disgusting green slime like ooze flowed in his mouth and he could do nothing about it. It was only on the last spoonful he thought of something.
Yugi: Come on last mouthful
Yami: You wait Yugi I'll…
In went the last spoonful after which Yugi thoroughly wiped his mouth with a wet paper towel.
Yugi: Now go in the lounge Tristan and Joey will be bringing some videos over.
Yami felt himself running into the lounge and then he saw it his escape the crack underneath the sofa and live out the 7 days there. It was coming…coming…no…wait…he was stopping!…sitting down…get up you dumb kid! But it was too late his child body had set itself down in the middle of the lounge in front of the T.v. and with that Joey, Tristan and Yugi came through the door.
Joey: O.K. the video store had Barney or Blue Clues so take your pick
Yami: No not Barney! God not Barney!
Then with a certain helplessness he could feel his own lips forming the word Barney.
So there they sat watching Barney for 6 continuous hours until all 4 boys fell asleep in the living room.